Disclaimer: same thing as last time. Don't own.

I have decided to use a Dane Cook quote in every chapter b/c I love him, he's hilarious.

So…yeah, on with the story.

Chapter 2: Punkass! Are you out of your fucking mind!

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"Alright Rogue. You ready for my masterful dare?" Bobby asked her.

Rogue responded with a monotone voice saying, "Yes Icecube. Ah am ready fo' yoah masterful dare."

"Okay, okay. I dare you…to get drunk!" Iceman said, er, yelled.

"What!"

"You heard me. I said I dare you to get drunk!"

"Punkass! Are ya out of yo' fuckin' mind!" Rogue screamed at Bobby.(1)

"Nope. I just want you to get drunk because I don't think that you really don't giggle. You must." Bobby explained.

Rogue responded with "Ya reallah are out of yo' fuckin' mind!" (1 times 2.)

" I triple dog dare you!" Bobby yelled.

Gasps were heard around the room from everyone. A triple dog dare! Impossible to back out of without being called a coward. Well…at least in the mansion.

"Oh, Bobby Drake. Ya got yaself a deal. Ah accept yo' dare." Rogue said. She couldn't just say no because hey, word gets around fast. Once again…that 'protecting the reputation' thing comes into play.

"Good. Here's what you gotta do. You have to go into Logan's stash of alcohol and drink it. We all know that he has the strongest stuff around." Iceman said, laying out the details.

"What? Ya mean Ah actually have to get reallah drunk? Not just buzzed?" Rogue asked.

Bobby responded with a laugh and said " Well, yeah. You thought you were just going to get buzzed? Ha! No way, man. I mean smashed, drunk off your ass drunk."

"Ugh! Fahne. Yo' a pain in tha ass!"

"I know." Bobby said with immense pride.

"Alvight…so…let's do zis." Kurt said, trying to get the show on the road.

"Hey twat!" Rogue called.

"Yeah?" Kitty answered, but then she thought about what name Rogue used. "Hey!"

"What?" Rogue said innocently. "Anyways, Ah need ya ta help meh get into Logan's stash."

"No. Not after you called me twat!" Shadowcat said.

"Fahne, fahne. Ah'm sorry. Ya gonna help meh out now?" Rogue asked.

"Yeah, sure."

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Okay. So next chapter, Roguey gets a lil' tipsy! What is she going to do when she is intoxicated? Hmmmm? Well, Review!

Dane Cook. That's the name of his skit. Also on the 'Retaliation' CD.

(1 times 2) Part of number 1.