The annoying sound of Cuddy's doorbell rang. "DING" it chimed, it resembled the noise that an oven made when done baking its contents.

She walked over to the door and opened it Cameron was standing in the door way. Her model-ish figure no longer hidden in a lab coat. She was wearing a bathing suite that was blue and beaded, the shapes made flowers and butterflies. She had board shorts on though but Cuddy knew it was only a matter of minutes before she stripped them off. Boy was House going to miss out.

"Hey. I thought I'd come a little early to help you set up." Allison Cameron smiled at the hospital's head.

"Yah that'd be great." Cuddy ushered the doctor in. 30 minutes later Foremen showed up, then Chase, then a bunch of friends of Cuddy's and some more doctors. All the girls (for the exception of one or two) had very promiscuous and obviously new bathing suites.

"Hey James! It's great to see you!" Cuddy opened the door for the last of expected members of the party.

"Hey Lisa, sorry I'm late. Our little limping friend had some issues so I had to drive his drunk ass home." Cuddy just said 'oh', but that was all.

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"KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! DING! DING! DING! KNOCK! KNOCK" the noise came from the front door.

"House?" asked Cuddy.

"The one and only. Look I was wondering if Wilson was here?" He stepped past her and walked into her home.

"Yah. Are you going stay?"

"Sure. Why not, I mean after all Jimbo's here!" he gave her a smile that just screamed trouble.

"Do you have a bathing suite?" she asked.

"You know…no, I thought about it…but I'm not sure people would want to see a lovely spot on my leg were muscle once was. It's actually gross…in less you like a gross thing, then it's very cool" he smiled and winked at her then walked into her backyard.

Wilson spotted House the second he came out.

"What are you doing here? How did you get here?"

"I sober up quickly."

"Yah…you have practice" he said sarcastically.

Everyone was looking at House oddly as if he shouldn't be there. They starred even more as he get into the pool fully dressed. Cameron swam over to him.

"You look great in a bathing suite" she said. He ran his hand threw the water and splashed her on the face. "HEY" she yelled as she splashed him and then swam away. House got out and sat next to Wilson on the edge of the large pool. House watched as Cuddy was about to jump in. Oh and he was going to make the most of his opportunity. He walked up behind her and started to untie her halter top/

As she was about to jump something wrapped their arms around her and tackled her into the pool. When she came up she felt rather well nude. She looked over at House who was holding the brown top that belonged to Lisa Cuddy. She swam over to him.

"Ass!" she yelled.

"Hey you're getting a little too close there Cuddy" House hurled the top to a laughing Wilson. But instead of continuing the 'monkey in the middle game' Wilson handed it back to her.

"B-O-R-N-G! Do you know what that spells Jimmy Boy?"

"Borng?"

"Exactly. Boring, Obnoxious, Rude, Naive, Giving! That's what you are! Borng"
"And you're L-I-A"

"Lying, Insensitive, ass!" Cuddy said.

"Yah but you still don't know what your phone spells out."

"Yah I do, it's…."

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Can anyone guess what he phone number is? K well bye.