Chapter 14: Sarah's Big News

In the middle of the night Vinny wakes up with pain in his back.

"I'm never going to sleep on this couch ever again." He said as he held his back.

He goes to walk into the kitchen and slips on Brian's skateboard. And when he hits the floor he hears his back crack.

"That wasn't good." Vinny said as he was getting up.

He kicks Brians skateboard and it slides under the couch. After he gets a drink he goes back on the couch and tries to fall back asleep. He hears a knock on his door.

"Who the hell could that be?" Vinny said as he went to get the door.

He opens it and it's Sarah.

"Hey Vinny." Sarah said to him.

"Wha,t no punch in the face?" Vinny asked her.

"You deserve it but, no." Sarah said to him.

"Why have you graced me with your presence at five in the god damn morning?" Vinny asked her looking at the clock on the wall.

"I'm actually hear to see Lorraine." Sarah replied.

"She's still sleeping." Vinny told her.

"Oh. Then tell her to give me a call when she gets up." Sarah told him as she headed towards the door.

"I'm up. You can talk to me." Vinny said to her.

"It's more of a sister to sister talk." Sarah told him.

"It's about Elliot isn't it?" Vinny then asked her.

"No." Sarah replied.

"What else would it be about then?" Vinny then asked her.

"Nothing that I would tell you about." Sarah said to him.

"It can't be that bad." Vinny told her.

"Okay, I'll tell you. I had a one nighter with a football player and.." Sarah told him.

"A high school or college player?" Vinny asked her sarcastically.

"A professional. As I was saying we slept together one night and now.." Sarah told him again.

"I don't need to know that. I'll go get Lorraine." Vinny told her as he went to wake up Lorraine.

Vinny goes upstairs and walks into his and Lorraine's room.

"Baby?" Vinny whispered as he walked in.

"Vinny what did I tell you earlier?" Lorraine asked him.

"Your sister Sarah is here and wants to talk to you." Vinny told her.

"What does she want?" Lorraine asked him.

"It's one of those conversations you have with another women. And the last time I checked I'm a guy. My balls still hurt from before but, I'm still a guy." Vinny replied.

Lorraine sighs and gets up and goes downstairs. When Lorraine leaves the room Vinny takes that opportunity to get into bed and go to sleep.

"Hey Lorraine." Sarah said to her as she saw her come downstairs.

"Hi Sarah." Lorraine replied rubbing the sleep out of her eyes.

"I have to tell you something." Sarah told her.

"You want coffee?" Lorraine asked her.

"No, thanks." Sarah replied.

Lorraine goes into the kitchen to make coffee. Sarah follows her and sits at the kitchen table.

"Lorraine I slept with an NFL player." Sarah told her.

"Which one?" Lorraine asked her.

"He plays for the Miami Dolphins and is their Quarterback." Sarah told her.

"What's his name?" Lorraine then asked her wondering who it was.

"He knows Vinny pretty well. So, you have to promise not to tell him." Sarah told her.

"I promise." Lorraine told her.

"Pinky swear." Sarah pleaded holding otu her pinky.

"Fine pinky swear." Lorraine told her as they pinky swore.

"He's really cute and you also know who he is." Sarah then told her.

"Sarah, just tell me who it is." Lorraine said to her.

"I slept with Vinny's nephew Don." Sarah told her.

"No you didn't." Lorraine said to her in shock.

"I did." Sarah replied.

"When?" Lorraine then asked her.

"A few weeks ago when he came for a visit." Sarah told her.

"Why don't you want Vinny to know that?" Lorraine then asked her.

"Because I'm pregnant. And he's the father." Sarah told her.

Lorraine has her coffee mug in her hand and she is just holding it to her lip in disbelief.

"How do you know he's the father?" Lorraine asked her still in shock of the news.

"He's the only guy I ever slept with." Sarah told her.

"We can't tell Vinny that. He would flip out." Lorraine said to her.

"I don't think he would flip out." Sarah replied.

"Then what would he do?" Lorraine then asked her.

"He would calmly go to Miami and kill his nephew." Sarah told her.

"He wouldn't kill Don. He might yell at Don and slap him in the back of the head but, he wouldn't kill him." Lorraine explained.

"What is it with that family and slapping people in the back of the head?" Sarah asked her.

"His family is weird especially his Barone relatives." Lorraine told her.

"You slap in the back of the head at least once a day." Sarah said to her.

"He deserves it." Lorraine said in her defense.

"I know he does." Sarah said to her.

"Congratulations on being pregnant. Did you tell Mom and Dad yet?" Lorraine then said to her.

"Thanks and I haven't told anyone yet. Your the only one I told." Sarah replied.

Lorraine hugs Sarah.

"So what are you going to do about Elliot?" Lorraine then asked her.

"I don't know." Sarah said to her.

They sit at the kitchen talk for a while. Sarah leaves and goes back to the Baker cabin. Lorraine goes back upstairs and finds Vinny asleep in the bed. She walks over to her side and pushes Vinny out of the bed who was hanging over the edge of his side.

"What was that for?" Vinny asked her when he hit the floor.

"Just because I can do that. Good night." Lorraine said to him as she fell back asleep.

"Good night." Vinny said as he feel asleep on the floor.