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No author's note this time.

Chapter 3: You are the friend that nobody likes.

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Rogue, Kitty, and Bobby were all outside of Wolverine's room figuring out which way was the best to get in- through the wall or through the floor? Jubilee and Kurt had gone off and decided to go get some food.

The trio had gotten lucky because Logan had left already, saying he'd be back in about a week.

Now they were all standing behind one another trying to be sneaky. Kitty was first with Rogue behind her, and then Bobby after Rogue. Everything would be fine if it hadn't been for Iceman being practically on top of Rogue.

Whah (a/n:why.) tha hell is he standin' so close? An' Gawd does he breathe heavy! Ah can feel it on mah neck! Those were Rogue's thoughts on the matter at hand, and she decided to voice those thoughts.

"Bobby, whah tha hell are ya standin' so close? It's creepy!" Rogue said to him.

"What are you talking about? I'm not standing close." Bobby replied.

"Are ya kiddin' meh? Ah can feel yo' breathe on mah neck…and Ah think Ah might be startin' ta feel somethin' else too!"

"I have no idea what you are talking about."

Damn! I thought she wouldn't feel anything, I was trying to hide that. But it's not my fault she wore those short-shorts and that I get turned on by her in them…right? Bobby was trying to justify his case, but it wasn't working too well.

"Whatev. Just back up off meh alraght?" Rogue said to him.

Bobby just nodded and tried to turn so her and Kitty wouldn't see him being…excited.

Okay. Think something disgusting. Calm down. Think something disgusting, think something disgusting…! Bobby thought.

Just then Jean came up to them and Bobby was instantly not excited anymore.

"What are you guys up to?" Jean asked.

"Jean. You are the friend that nobody fucking likes. We basically keep you here to hate your guts. Our hobby is cutting you down. Go away." Surprisingly, Kitty was the one who said that.(1)

"Say what?" Jean said.

"Go away." Jean gasped and then ran off, practically crying.

"Wow. Kit, Ah am impressed. Yo' mah hero." Rogue said to Kitty, astonished that she had it in her.

"See? No valley girl." Kitty said proudly.

"Yes, yes. We see. Congrats. Let's get the stuff!" That would be Bobby, ruining the shocking moment.

"Alright, already. Let's just go through the wall." Kitty said.

"Fahne. Let's go." Rogue said that begrudgingly.

They all took each other's hands and Shadowcat phased them through the wall they were standing in front of.

Once they got in, Rogue went straight to a certain spot on the opposite wall and banged on it twice. It opened up with one fluid 'swish', revealing bottles and bottles of booze.

"What is this? Smirnoff raspberry twist..?" Rogue started, "Ah swear, Logan sho' is goin' soft in his old age. That's okay though, these are so good."

"You mean you've been drunk before?" Kitty asked her.

"Well, kind of. Ah haven' reallah been shitfaced drunk before, but Ah've been pretty out of it." Rogue replied absently, looking through all the other bottles of liquor.

Man! He has everythang! Peppermint Schnobbs, Southern Comfort, Peach Tree Schnapps, Vodka, Rum…and this…Rogue thought while she was looking at each one. She was now holding up a bottle with blue liquid in it but no label.

"So…what? Ya just want meh to get drunk an' sit heah?" Rogue asked Bobby.

"Well. No. I mean, you probably want to get drunk in your own room right? So, grab the stash and let's go." Iceman replied.

"Okay. Ah got some 'Southern Comfort', 'Peach Tree', the 'Smirnoff's', an' this one with no label. Ah'm ready. How 'bout ya Kit?"

"Huh? Yeah, I'm ready. I never want to snoop around here again. I found Playboy magazines. Let's go. Now." Kitty answered Rogue. They all shuddered at the thought of the Wolverine with Playboy magazines.

They then proceeded to leave the way they came and went into Rogue and Kitty's room. Once there, Bobby pulled 3 shot glasses out of nowhere and handed them to Rogue.

"Well…there ya go!" Bobby said to her.

Rogue took the glasses, not bothering to question why he had them with him. She sat down on her bed, put the stash down, and pulled her nightstand over in front of her while clearing everything off of it.

Rogue then put the 3 shot glasses down on the nightstand and an opened Smirnoff bottle next to them. She then poured a shot of 'Southern Comfort', 'Peach Tree', and the alcohol with no label.

Once everything was set up, she just sat there, staring at it all.

"Well, are you going to drink it or what?" Bobby asked impatiently.

"Hold yo' horses! Okay." After Rogue said that, she took a deep breath and took the first shot, which was the 'Southern Comfort'.

She let a little shudder run through her, but it was hardly noticeable to Bobby and Kitty.

After that first shot and into the next hour, Rogue took the other two and started to drink the Smirnoff. She did three more and then drank another bottle of Smirnoff. (a/n: I'm not really looking at this very realistically. So, she might be drinking more than a normal person would.)

"So…are you feeling anything yet?" Kitty asked Rogue.

Rogue looked at Kitty with a silly smile on her face and said to her " Nope. No, no, no, no. Noooooo." She dragged out that last 'no' like she was singing it.

Kitty looked over to Bobby, both barely holding in their laughter.

Rogue took another bottle of Smirnoff and tried to get up off her bed. She succeeded but was wobbly.

"Ah wanna go somewheah else." Rogue said to the other two, her accent thickened.

"Uhhh, ya know, I don't think that's such a good idea…" Kitty started to say.

"Oh let her go Kitty. What's the worst that can happen?" Bobby said.

Rogue started walking over towards the door but stopped short when she looked at Iceman. She started leaning in closer to him and then said

" Yo' kinda cute ya know? How 'bout ya give meh a kiss?" Rogue then leaned in completely and kissed him. After about 10 seconds of that, she pulled back from him. Bobby looked happy to say the least.

"Hm.." Rogue started " Yo' no' as good as tha swamp rat."

"You kissed Remy!" Kitty asked her, shocked.

"Oh Sugah, Ah did mo' than kiss tha' boy." Rogue responded drunkenly along with a wink and a smirk.

"Bobby can you believe that? She did…well…stuff with Gambit!"

"Who cares? She kissed me! This is awesome!" Bobby exclaimed excitedly.

"You're a perv." Kitty said back.

"No I'm not." Bobby said.

"Yes you are."

"No."

"Yes."

"No!"…

While they were arguing that, Rogue was sneaking out the door.

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from Dane Cook's retaliation cd, from the skit –'The Friend that nobody likes'.

Sooo.. what did you guys think of that? I know it's not exactly the best, it's actually kind of silly, but whatever. Review please! What will Rogue do next?