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Chapter 18: Andrew Gets His Wish
After Elliot pays for dinner he goes outside to catch up to Sarah. When he gets out there Lorraine is there to pick Sarah up. Elliot trys to stop Sarah from getting into Lorraine's car. Lorraine gest out of the car and hits Elliot with a right hook. Elliot falls to the ground and has a black eye.
"Stay away from Sarah." Lorraine warned him as she got back into her car and drove off.
Elliot is on the ground.
"I feel bad for Vinny. He has to put up with that bitch everyday." Elliot said to himself as he got up.
Lorraine and Sarah go back to the DiMiranda cabin. They walk in.
"What's wrong Sarah?" Mike asked her as she walked in.
"Mike, don't worry about it." Sarah told him with tears in her eyes.
"What did Vinny do now?" Mike then asked her.
"It wasn't Vinny." Sarah told him.
"Then what happened?" Mike asked her.
"Mike, leave her alone." Lorraine told him.
"It was Elliot." Sarah told him as she sat on the couch.
"What did he do?" Mike asked her sitting next to her on the couch.
"He said that I was worse then Heather was with my nagging." Sarah told him.
"Who's Heather?" Mike then asked Lorraine.
"Elliots ex wife. Pay attention!" Lorraine told him as she slapped him in the back of the head.
Mike rubs the back of his head. "You don't have to get violent!" Mike then yelled at her.
"That's the only way I can get your attention." Lorraine replied.
"You can just ask 'Mike can Ihave your attention?' and I'll give you my attention. Jesus Christ that hurt." Mike said to her.
"Uncle Mike, can we focus on Aunt Sarah and not the lump on the back of your head?" Kate then asked him.
"I'm starting to feel bad for Vinny now." Mike told them.
"Why?" Lorraine then asked him.
"He has to put up with you every single day. I'm glad I live in Los Angeles now." Mike explained.
"Mike, shut up and concentrate on Sarah's feelings." Lorraine told him.
Mike puts his arm around Sarah and starts to rub her back. Mike then makes a face like he doesn't know what he's doing.
"Mike, if you don't care about Sarah's feelings go outside!" Lorraine yelled at him.
"What'd I do?" Mike asked her raising his arms.
"Just go outside." Lorraine told him again.
Mike goes outside and sits on the bench on the porch.
At the Boulders, Elliot just got home. Hehas a black eye, a red cheek and is stillwet from Sarah's drink.
"What the hell happened to you?" Vinny asked him with a laugh.
"Your bitchy sister in law." Elliot replied.
"What happened?" Vinny asked him again.
"I said she was worse then Heather with her nagging." Elliot explained.
"Bad move kiddo." Vinny told him.
"I figured that one out the hard way." Elliot told him.
"Sit and tell me all about it. Skip everything up to the part you told her she worse then Heather." Vinny told him.
Elliot sits on the couch and tells Vinny everything. Vinny falls off the couch laughing.
"What's so funny?" Elliot then asked him.
"Now, you know what I go through everyday." Vinny told him still laughing.
"I don't know how you do it." Elliot replied.
"The sex is good." Vinny replied as he got off the floor and sat back on the couch.
"You and Sarah had sex?" Elliot then asked him.
"No! It's good between me and Lorraine. You damn putz." Vinny said to him.
"Then how do you put up with Sarah everyday?" Elliot then asked him.
"I have to. She lives next door to me." Vinny told him.
"I'm calling it off with her." Elliot told him.
"I think she beat you to the punch or Lorrraine did. Anyway you look at it, you and Sarah aren't dating anymore." Vinny told him with another laugh.
"Vinny, could you go back to your cabin please? I can't take you making fun of me anymore." Elliot said to him.
"All right, E-Man I'll see you later." Vinny said to him.
"E-Man?" Elliot asked in confusement.
"You don't remember when I use to call you that?" Vinny replied.
"I do but, you haven't called me that since I was nineteen." Elliot told him.
"Has it really been that long?" Vinny then asked him.
"I guess so. Where does the time go?" Elliot then replied.
"I don't have a clue but, I'm like wine. I get better with old age my friend." Vinny told him.
Elliot starts to laugh. Vinny goes to get Brian who was watching TV with Andrew. Vinny and Brian leave.
After Vinny and Brian leave Elliot goes to talk to Andrew. He walks into Andrews room.
"How was your night?" Andrew asked him with a smirk after seeing his dad's face.
"It went well. Except for Sarah throwing her drink on me, slapping me and Lorraine hitting me in the face." Elliot explained.
Andrew laughs. Elliot starts to laugh as well.
"You don't have to worry about me going out with Sarah anymore." Elliot said to him.
"You guys broke up?" Andrew asked him trying not to smile.
"Yeah. I said she was worse then your mother with her nagging." Elliot explained.
"You're a jerk!" Andrew yelled at him.
"What? I thought you of all people would be happy with me and Sarah breaking up." Elliot told him.
"How could you compare HER to Mom?" Andrew then asked him outraged.
"It slipped out." Elliot told him.
"Dad, can you just let me go to bed." Andrew then said to him.
"Fine. Good night." Elliot said to him as he walked out of the room.
He was waiting for a response but, Andrew didn't respond. Elliot sighed and walked to his room. He thought about what happened between him and Sarah all night and couldn't sleep.