Vista woke up to a discolored world. "It's glitching out again," they thought as the room bent back to normal. So Vista got out of bed and walked downstairs. The corners of their vision were bending, and Vista could see faint white blurs. Vista opened the cabinet, got out an instant omelette, and microwaved it. Vista turned on the radio, but the channel they were on happened to speak these dreaded words...
Yep, Windows Vista will be discontinued today! Goodbye, Vista, and we won't miss you!
The world bent before Vista's eyes and glitched more than it ever has. Everything was getting darker, and darker, until it was black.
"Vista, I'm here!" 7 said as they ran to the front door. "Vista?" 7 called. 7 checked Vista's bedroom, studio and even bathroom. Then 7 saw Vista, pale in color, lying on the floor. "VISTA! VISTA IS DEAD!" So 7 carried Vista out the front door, and ran to the hospital. 7 quickly checked in with OS X and sat next to Firefox. "So Vista is ending service today." Firefox said gloomily. 8.1 and 10 arrived a few minutes later. "Windows Vista." called the OS X. So everyone followed Firefox into the hospital room.
Then, Vista woke up. "Am... Am I alive? Is this Bliss?" Then, everyone saw Vista only had 2 minutes left of life. Vista was extremely sad. "It's... my last minutes. Goodbye, 7." And then, 7 told Vista that in Bliss (Windows XP's dimension) he'll see all the other OSes without support... and Windows 8. "8 was my best friend. I can't believe Linux Mint killed them." said 8.1. And finally, Vista told 7 "I'll see you when you end service." And the line went flat_