I picked up a gun off the ground and shot the worthless prep of a president.
But some sort of forcefield flew up around her, and the bullet bounced off to fly harmlessly into a wall.
"Mwahahahahahahahahaha!" she cackled evilly. "Like you, I attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!"
We all gasped.
"And what's more," she continued menacingly, "is I was in House Gryffindor!"
We gasped even harder. What a prep! No wonder she was so evil!
"President Hilary, we are going to kill you!" we all shouted in unison.
"Ara, did you bring the wand?" asked Mike hotly.
"No, I forgot," I said.
The stupid prep president pulled out her own wand and began blasting at us. She launched a dastardly spell that cut Mike up into lots of tiny pieces and scattered his sexy body throughout the room!
"Ah!" he cried.
The president then opened up a drawer in her desk and pulled out a baby, which she threw at Eva. Eva fell over and began writhing on the ground in pain.
"No!" she called out.
The prep turned to me and made an ugly inquisitive face.
"I know who these two criminals are, but who might you be?" she asked.
"I'll never tell you!" I screamed. "I'm going to kill you and destroy the prep stranglehold on this country!"
President Hilary's voice dropped, and she sounded even more evil than before.
"I'm going to put a stop to your intrusion," she said, "and then I'm going to destroy your culture. I'm going to obliterate your way of life - your people, your language, your dress, your accessories, and even your music. I will destroy the goffs!"