Aliens come to Earth!
Don't ask how I came up with this… it's just a one-shot I came up with in like… I don't know. I don't The Outsiders.
One day, a dark tan skinned boy was taking a walk. He was walking to the Curtis residence, when someone called out to him.
"Johnny! Wait up!" yelled the voice.
Johnny just walked faster, not even bothering to wait for the guy. He was walking so fast, that the guy just gave up and walked in the different direction. Some friend Johnny was. Actually, the guy wasn't Johnny's friend to begin with. No, he just wanted to jump somebody, so he tried to jump Johnny.
Soon enough, Johnny was at the Curtis'… and, as always, was greeted first by Sodapop, the middle Curtis brother.
"Howdy Johnny!" greeted Soda.
"Hello," said Johnny, quietly.
"How's life been treating ya?" asked Two-Bit, who immediately started to crack up with laughter.
"Do I have to answer that every time you say that?" asked Johnny.
"Well…um…no," answered Two-Bit.
"Good."
Johnny walked toward the kitchen and sat across the table from an auburn haired boy. The boy looked up from his book and said, "Wow Johnny. I didn't notice you there."
"I have to tell you something Pony," said Johnny in a serious tone.
"Shoot away."
"Aliens are going to come to Earth in…" he looked at his watch, "in fifteen minutes, and they're going to destroy Earth."
"Johnny, that's THE craziest thing I have ever heard."
"It's true. You'll see," said Johnny, standing up and walking out toward the living room.
Ponyboy sat there, shaking his head. Then he just went back to reading his book.
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
Outside of the Curtis house, a lot was happening. For instance, the cars were driving like they were on a highway, there were laser guns shooting… well… lasers, and people were screaming like lunatics.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THE APOCOLYSE OF THE WORLD!" yelled Darry, who was running around the house like he was on fire.
"It's the end of the world as we know it…" Sodapop chanted.
Just then, a laser came blasting through the front window and hit Steve in the eye.
"OW! THAT HURT GOD DAMMIT!" Steve yelled and died.
"Steve! NOOOO!" Soda yelled dramatically, "You'll pay for this, you evil aliens!"
Soda then took something out from under the couch and pressed a button. It was a light saber!
"CHARGE!" Soda screamed as he, indeed, charged out of the front door to battle the killer aliens.
"No! Don't hurt us Earthling! We mean no ham- I mean harm!" cried the aliens.
"LIAR!" yelled Soda as he swung his light saber around. As hard as he tried, Sodapop Curtis did not kill any of the aliens. But he did make them retreat and leave planet Earth for all eternity.
"YAY SODA!" the gang cheered.
"Good job, Soda!" said a familiar voice.
"STEVE! You're alive!" said Soda and hugged his friend.
"I told you aliens were going to come to Earth! I told you! But, no! You didn't believe me!" Johnny complained.
Everybody in the Curtis house started to laugh, making Johnny mad.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
Everybody continued to laugh and Johnny slumped back on the couch. Soda reached down and tickled Johnny's feet, making him, and the rest of the gang, continue their laughing fits.
And everybody in Tulsa, lived happily ever after. The greasers crowned Soda as their leader, and, of course, the socs didn't like that too much, so they got a leader of their own. And his name was…
BOB.
DUN DUN DUN…
THE END… or… is it?