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Croaky mates it's a scene kid! Steve said

What im going do is sneak up on him and jam my thumb up is butt hole. Steve said

Steve went over and proceeded to jam his thumb up that scene kids butt hole

Oh my god dude what are you doing? The scene kid said

Wow this little pecker is cranky! Steve said

What the hell is you're problem. I feel so violated? The scene kid said as he ran away holding his ass

Well mates I have just about jammed my thumb up a lot of things butt holes today so good night. Steve said

The next day Steve woke up in a great mood.Ok mates where going to southeast Indonesia to piss of some snakes. Steve said. After getting flight tickets and getting to Indonesia Steve is ready to find some snakes.

Croaky mates it's a King Cobra! Steve said

Im going to jam my thumb up his butt hole. Steve said

After jamming hi thumb up that snakes butt hole he proceeded to get killed by a mob of angry Mexicans.

The Mexicans are coming! The Mexicans are coming! A frightened massager said.

Ok let's fight! The general said

Sir the Mexicans are concentrating there taco tanks to the eastern part of the city. Pvt.Parts said

Jezuz Chrizt those are some really pissed off Mexicans! The general said

Well sir lets take away there sombreros. Pvt.Parts said

The American army set up an operation to emancipate the Mexicans from there oddly colored hats and all was well and the Mexican outbreak was silenced.

THE END.

Ok people did that suck or what?

Mercy my first fan fic.