Ok heres yet another sucky chapter.
Steves POV
Croaky mates its a wal mart cashier what im gonna due is Sneak up on him and jam my thumb up his butt hole so get ready for some vicuose fighting from this little tuffy.I went up to the frightened creature shoved my thumb up his butt hole and he fought like a dicken butt i won the battle and got my thumb up his butt hole. Pretty soon i found myself in mexico city,Mexico man these beaners put up a fight i said as i was jamming my thumb up a mexican's butt hole.
Well mates these mexicans are tough lil' peckers but i managed to get away with a few bruises and a deflated left buttock. Wellnext im going to find some texans and shove my thumb up there rather tight butt holes.
Sooni foundmyself in Dallas,Texas. Ok lets find some fiesty texans. Croaky theres a few kick right over there. Ok mates notice that they travel in groups of 4 in old rusty pick up trucks. So what im going to do is jam my thumb up his butt hole. As i proceeded to jam my thumb up that texans butt hole the texan said howdy partner. Looks like the prey is nice and fiesty ready for a good thumb up his butt hole. Whoa partner i dont think thats where you're thumb belongs. I ignored the animals sounds of protest. Let me just get my thumb up his butt hole there. then things went black and everything went slow and bubbly.
A day later i found myself in jail. I asked the police men what happened they said i was sexually assualting a man when they tazered me. Then i saw my cellmate. Croaky thats one tough looking prisoner what im going to do is sneak up on him and jam my thumb up his butt hole. Oh my god get away from me you freak the prey said. Let me just get my thumb up there. Then police men came and grabbed me. Croaky these law inforcement officers are fiesty. What im going to do is jam my thumb up there butt holes one by one, and so i did. Tazer him hestrying to jam his thumb in my pants. Then i felt all shocky and i blacked out.
I woke up later in a wierd place where people where in stray jackets and white then i knew i was in an insane asylum. Croaky look its a group of looneys. What im going to do is sneak up on them and jam my thumb up there butt holes. Then as i was jamming my thumb up on of there butt holes he said come the with me the lord of scrin destroye hershey bars, Then what looked like some friendly doctors came up to me and tried putting a stray jacket on me and sedated me.
I woke up to find my self in a stray jacket in a wierd white spongie room. Croaky how am i going to get out of this one...