Ok here's my latest chapter
Authors POV
So steve wandered what to do about escaping the insane asylum. Steve pretty soon thought of a great idea of escape. I need to pee steve said. ok the doctor said. so as the doctors and mental health people let him out steve was so weary from the pills and sedatives the doctors had forced down his throat he called upon some unknown strenght to fight for freedom. Steve's will was zapped he had blown his chance to escape as the gaurds where trying to catch a few patients. Then steve gazed at his thumb and at that moment it came back. Croaky thats a big gut on that critter "what im going to do is sneak up on him and jam my thumb up his butthole. Then the guard screamed in suprise as steve used all his will to jam his thumb up his butthole. All the doctors amazed as they stared at the dead guard. Steve jammed his thumb up his butthole so hard the guards splien came out.
Steve did'nt hesitate to escape through the asylum halls and making it to freedom.Steve looked around "freedom" he said. Steve than saw a bear and said croaky thats a big whaloper. Then steve locked arms with the bear and looked at a camera crew that showed up at a great time. Then steve said "what im going to do here is sneak up on him and jam my thumb up his butthole...
THE END.