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((.........)) Bakura's thinking
/........./ Ryou's thinking
.........Akefia's thinking
"........." Normal speech
'.........' Normal thought
Yami's have their own bodies. NO ROMANCE OR YAOI!!!
Summary: Yami Bakura is bored and decides to try something new with the Ring. Something goes wrong, and, oh dear, there are TWO TOMB ROBBERS!!! What will Ryou do with double the trouble?
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Chapter Three
"Yami's?" Akefia asked, slightly apprehensive. Bakura said nothing, his eye twitching rapidly.
"Yeah, he might know how to fix this." Ryou tried to persuade his obviously reluctant yami. Or was it yamis? There were two of them now.
"No!" Bakura cried.
"No!" Akefia echoed.
"Why?"
"He's the Pharaoh, for Ra's sake!"
"Because I said no!"
"Please?" Ryou begged.
"No!" Bakura protested.
"I like being out, I don't want to disappear again!" Akefia wailed.
"But you HAVE too! I can't have two yamis!"
"Why?"
"Why?"
"You guys are scaring me." Joey commented.
"Please, yami? Er.........yamis? Please?"
"Why?" Bakura asked again.
"No." Akefia repeated.
"How about a barter then?"
"Hmmm........."
"NO!!"
"You can play a quick prank on Yami when you go over."
"..........what do you mean?"
"NO!!"
"As in you two can go and freak Yami and all my friends out by having two of us." Ryou explained, desperate.
"Maybe........." Bakura mused.
"NO!!!" Akefia howled.
"But that means you have to pretend to be me.........er, us." Bakura said.
"What? Why?" Ryou asked, baffled.
"Because if he sees two of me, he'll think we're just playing that game again." Bakura explained.
"NO!!!" Akefia continued.
"I'll walk in as myself." Ryou began, but Bakura cut him off.
"Oh, no you will not! It's more fun with three of me in there." Bakura growled. "Agree, or I won't go."
"I'm not going anyways!" Akefia snarled.
"Fine." Ryou conceded.
"Are you even LISTENING??" Akefia cried.
"NO!" Bakura snapped.
"NO!" Ryou echoed.
Akefia stopped and pouted.
"Fine."
And it was off to Yami's.
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Yami, Duke, Tea, and Yugi were in the Kame shop, enjoying a sleepover.
"Where is Tristan and Joey? They should be here by now." Tea said, slightly worried.
"No fear, we're right here!" Joey cried dramatically, waving his arms. Tristan followed him in, snorting in amusement.
"What took you guys so long?" Yami asked, watching the three.
"Well.........we ran into someone." Joey said, smirking slightly. They had decided to play along.
"Who?"
Someone else walked into the room.
"Oh, hey, Ryou." Everyone said, as Ryou walked in and smiled softly.
"Joey and Tristan invited me." He said, holding up a backpack that obviously held clothes.
"You don't mind, do you?" He asked.
"Of course not!" Tea gushed, smiling, and everyone else assured him that he was welcome.
"Ah, thank you." Ryou said, sitting down.
The door opened again.
Everyone turned to look, confused.
"Hi, everybody." Ryou said.
Another Ryou.
"Alright, which one is Bakura?" Yami growled.
The door opened again.
Everyone stared in shock.
Another Ryou.
"Three?? Where in the Shadows did THREE Ryou's come from??" Yami gasped out, eyes slightly glazed.
((Ra.........he looks so much like a fish right now!)) Bakura said, laughing internally.
(/This is freaking hilarious! This was worth coming here!/) Akefia agreed.
Even Ryou was giggling.
Bakura let his form slide back to its normal appearance.
Akefia did the same.
Ryou stayed Ryou.
"Ah.........and why are there TWO Bakuras?" Duke asked.
"That's the problem." Ryou sighed, still giggling. He smiled at Yami's harsh look. "It was the only way I could get them to come, okay?" He grinned. "Can I still stay for the sleepover?"
"Ryou!"
"Ryou!"
Ryou smiled.
"Sure, you can." Yugi chirped, and giggled as Yami glared at him.
"You realize that means we have to have two Bakuras here as well?" he grated out.
"Yep." Yugi said, smiling innocently.
Akefia proceeded to gag across the mind-link again, causing Bakura to snicker and Ryou to giggle.
Everyone stared at them, and Akefia proceeded to whistle innocently as Ryou looked embarrassed.
"Okay, so how are you going to fix this, Ryou?" Duke asked.
"I don't know. That's why I came here." Ryou sighed.
Akefia pouted.
"You don't want me?" He said, voice trembling.
Everyone stared, even Bakura.
"I don't think they are exactly alike, either." Ryou said, ignoring Akefia.
"Yeah, they seem to have different personalities." Joey said. "I noticed as we were walking over here."
"Maybe you will want to keep the double instead of the real one?" Yami sneered.
Everyone stared at Yami, before Bakura snarled and twirled around, stalking out of the Kame shop.
"That wasn't really nice, Yami." Yugi admonished as Bakura stalked away, trying to keep the feelings of hurt to himself.
Ryou and Akefia felt those, regardless.
Bakura heard them coming after them, and blocked off his side of the link and ran.
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(End Chapter.)
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