All italics are Jareth singing from the song 'Within You' by David Bowie. So no, I did not make up the lyrics. I just made up the snide comments Sarah might say if she was much much much more sarcastic and wasn't so distracted with running after Toby and actually replied to Jareth's singing.

I know the structure of this story is rather strange but...well...too late now anyway.

Please do not be offended by this fan fiction. It is meant to be funny. I don't mean to make Sarah mean and sarcastic (ok maybe I did)….it's just think it would be quite funny if she was.

Feel free to review but if you are just going to be mean about this fan fiction, please don't review me. As I will poke you with my pokey stick.

(Gets out pokey stick and waves it around in a menacing manner.)

But if you do review me nicely, I will let Jareth out of his cage in my room (and no he did not appreciate being kidnapped very much) so that he can go off and kidnap you all to the Labyrinth. Sorry I have to go off and feed Jareth some peaches now. Bye!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, other than the snide comments of Sarah. Absolutely everything else is not mine..Sadly.

How you turned my world, you precious thing

Sarah 'I think we'll find it's you who has turned the world. Seeing as you made this weird Escher room so strange with all the stairs everywhere….'

You starve and near exhaust me

Sarah 'Ok first of all, if you're so hungry why don't you just go and eat something then? And second, the only reason you're exhausted is due to all your running about the stairs. Though personally, I also think you're rather unfit. A trip or two to the gymn would do you wonders.'

Everything I've done, I've done for you

Sarah 'Oh and what did you do again? First you kidnapped me, then you dropped me in an oubliette, then you tried to drop me in the bog of eternal stench, then you sent all your goblins and a huge massive robot to kill me and all my friends. Oh yeah, and you also gave me a peach which made me loose all my memory. How charming of you!'

I move the stars for no one

Sarah 'That's just cause you're to darn lazy!'

You've run so long
You've run so far

Sarah 'Thanks to you! Why did you have to make the Labyrinth so long? And why couldn't you make this room like a normal one!'

Your eyes can be so cruel

Sarah 'You deserve it.'

Just as I can be so cruel

Sarah 'Tell me about it.'

Though I do believe in you

Sarah 'Yeah right (Rolls her eyes)'

Yes I do

Sarah 'What exactly do you mean that you "believe in" me? What do you think I am? The Easter Bunny? I can't exactly be pretend, can I?'

Live without the sunlight

Sarah 'Why don't you just put a few more windows in this gloomy place then?'

Love without your heartbeat

Sarah 'Don't think a few last minute compliments are going to get you into my good books!'

I, I can't live within you

Sarah '(Edges away from Jareth looking scared) That sounds really weird.'

I can't live within you

Sarah 'Stop saying that Jareth! It's creeping me out….'

I, I can't live within you

(Sarah runs off even faster to go find her litte brother Toby...)

Please don't bite me! I hope you don't hate me for writing this fan fic. Again, it was meant to be funny. And I am very very very very very sorry if it is not. It's the trying that counts, right?

And I don't actually think Jareth is unfit. Again, I just thought it might be funny if Sarah thought he was. Please review if you have any constructive criticism or nice comments! If you have mean ones, I would prefer it if you just emailed me them (can see it on my profile). So I wont get over excited when I get a review, only to find it's a mean one. (I know that I sound very pesimistic and paranoid etc. but it is just because I recently got a bunch of mean reviews for one of my supposed to be funny Phantom of the Opera stories which later got deleted.)

P.S I am very sorry for my shameful spelling of 'rolls' (previously 'roles'.) Thanks for pointing it out. I was obviously just thinking about food to much...