Hello all! I hope you guys like this chapter. I reckon it's the final one in the Damn you Jareth series. Any comments etc, would be appreciated.

Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me BLAH BLAH BLAH. If you try and sue me for copyright laws I'll get Jareth to throw you into the bog of eternal stench. So there.

After eating the peach, Sarah sort of passes out and starts hallucinating. She finds herself in a beautiful white (and sparkly) dress in the middle and what appears to be a Masked Ball. A mysterious, yet strangely familiar, voice starts singing eerily.

There's such a sad love deep in your eyes

Sarah Love? You think I love you? Oh please! The mullet must be going to your head. What an ego!

Jareth glares at Sarah from where he is hiding behind one of the dances then continues to sing

A kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes
I'll place the sky within your eyes

Sarah Ouch! Putting the sky in my eyes? Sounds painful. Also, wouldn't I then have blue eyes? I'm perfectly happy with my brown eyes thank you!

There's such a fooled heart
Beating so fast in search of new dreams

Sarah (Ignoring Jareth and looks around. Suddenly notices the dress she is wearing and smiles at everyone smugly) WOW! Have you guys seen my dress? Isn't it just to die for? No wonder you're in love with me! I look so hot…

A love that will last within your heart
I'll place the moon within your heart

Sarah Again, this sounds painful. Putting a moon in one of my organs? Not a good idea.

As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you

Sarah Of course it makes sense! Wouldn't you be in pain if people go around threatening to put moons in your organs?

Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all

Sarah You got that right! Who in their right mind would find falling into oubliettes and crossing over bogs fun?

But I'll be there for you-oo-oo

Sarah Only to try and annoy me some more!

As the world falls down

Sarah starts looking around in the crowd for Jareth, hoping to be able to insult him to his face. One of the dancers sticks out a leg, tripping Sarah up so that she falls flat on her face.

Falling
(As the world) Falling down

Sarah (very sarcastically) Oh haa haa very funny. Lets all laugh at Sarah just because some jerk tripped her up. How hilarious…not.

Falling in love

Sarah I guess you could say I fell head over heels (Laughs hysterically at her own very bad pun)

I'll paint you mornings of gold

Sarah Don't think you can compliment your way back into my good books!

I'll spin you Valentine evenings

Sarah How the heck are you supposed to "spin" evenings?

Though we're strangers till now

Sarah Thank goodness for that! I've only known you for a couple of hours and already I'm sick of you. I couldn't stand having to have known you for any longer than that.

We're choosing the path between the stars
I'll leave my love between the stars

Sarah Who's your love? Hoggle? (Sniggers to herself at her hilariousness)

Jareth No you idiot it's you! I've devoted this whole love song to you.

Sarah It's supposed to be a love song?

Jareth All I get from you is abuse! After all I've done for you.

Sarah You've done something for me? Everything you do is for yourself!

Jareth I don't have to stand for this.

Sarah Oh please! If you want someone to worship you go back to the Jareth Dance backing singers. I'm sure they'd be eager to tend to your bruised ego.

Sarah storms off in a bad mood, grabs a chair and smashes against the side of the crystal ball walls. The illusion shattered and Sarah began falling through the air.

Author Note:

Gi Xian: Thanks! I'm glad you liked the other chapter. I hope this one lives up to your expectations. And when are you going to write some more stories? It seems like forever since you've done any!

usrrcr: Sorry it took so long for me to post this chapter. I hope you reckon this ones funny too!

El Loop: Are you back from Haggis Land yet? If so, YAY! And also try and read my other story! The one called "Kiss myself goodbye". There's a person in it who I stole bits of your personality for. I hope you don't mind. She is not really like you. If you do mind, I'll just make you an even horribler character. So there.

Xxx13 o'clockxxX: WHy a rubber haddock? I'm sure a real one would be much more effective! Plus, it'd make my hair smell.

Casseeinamirror: I'm glad you liked the rugby tackling! Nothing like senseless violence to create some comedy. Thanks alot for the review and I hope this chapters as funny. I reckon the second chapter of the series is my favourite though.