Act I Scene II

Six figures were drying off on the coast of Konoha. They were Hinata and the Straw Hat Crew. They had been caught in a terrible storm, and had made an emergency landing in Konoha. The Straw Hat Crew was attempting to dry the possessions they were able to salvage. Hinata, who wasn't able to save anything, shook the water out of her hair, and turned to Captain Luffy.

"Do you know where we are?"

"No idea!" Luffy grinned.

"According to my map, we're in Konoha." Nami read her navigational charts. "The ruler's name is Duke Naruto. I heard he's always chasing after the local beauty, Lady Sakura."

"And no wonder! She's such a beauty!" Sanji rubbed his hands together gleefully. "She's a noble maiden, the daughter of a great Jounin who died a year ago."

"I guess we should stay here. The ship's a wreck." Hinata said. "My poor cousin Neji. Do you think he's still alive?"

"We're lucky we're still alive." Zolo told her.

"Don't worry, Hinata! I saw Neji float away on a piece of the ship!" Luffy assured her.

"I think I'll go get a job from Lady Sakura." Luffy's words made Hinata feel better.

"No good. She won't see anyone, she's mourning over the loss of her hair." Sanji said. "I don't blame her! Her hair was so beautiful!"

"Here's a wig and some men's clothes. You can pretend you're a guy and go work for Naruto." Usopp handed Hinata the aforementioned items. "I heard he's really stupid, so it might work."

"Um… thanks?" Hinata held the wig and men's clothes. "Are you going to stay here, too?"

"Nope! We'll steal that ship and go to the Grand Line!" Luffy pointed at a large, empty boat docked next to theirs. "Good luck, Hinata!" He, Zolo, Nami, Usopp and Sanji quickly boarded it, and steered away, off to have an adventure similar to Shakespeare's "The Tempest".

Hinata changed and put on the wig. She entered Konoha, ready to give Usopp's idea a shot. She got some directions and reached Duke Naruto's palace safe and sound. A guard stopped Hinata at the gate.

"What is your business here?" he asked.

"My name is Hinato and I'm here to apply for a job."

Note: I know the Straw Hat Crew isn't in Naruto, but I couldn't think of anybody better.

"Hinato"- I know. Lame. I couldn't think of anything better for that either.