A glossy double-cover spread opened up inside your head
A black cherry paradise, half the sugar twice the spice
I don't wanna treat you nice, c'mon baby roll the dice!
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She sat in front of him, pouting. Arms crossed, brow furrowed, bottom lip objectingly stuck out, the whole act. She sighed in frustration as he just sat there, laughing, obviously unmoved by her dramatic performance. Realizing her plan was failing miserably, she shifted into pitifully cute mode, gazing up at him pleadingly as she donned a sweet smile and batted her eyelashes.
He laughed harder.
She scowled again, left to watch helplessly as he popped the last piece of the sweet Al Bhed rock candy in his mouth and grinned, victorious. Panic set into her eyes, but only for a moment before a terrible smirk flashed across her face so quickly he didn't even notice. Leaning in seductively, she pressed her lips against his hard. Caught off guard, his eyes shot open in surprise as she ran her hands up his chest and pushed him back, straddling him. He returned her kiss, and she moaned in pleasure as the sweet sugary taste finally reached her tongue.
And as suddenly as it had all begun, the thief had broken away and now sat triumphant over him, cheerfully sucking on her prize, leaving a confused and defeated blitzball ace dazed and longing for more.
A/N: For the 30 kisses theme "candy". Lyrics by Josie and the Pussycats. XD