"Thanks for the visual, Lorelai," Luke says with an 'ew' expression on his face.
"Anytime babe. Excuse me," she says exiting the room. She makes it half way down the hall and stops dead in her tracks, her mouth hanging open slightly.
"Lorelai?"
She closes her mouth and says, "What are you doing here?"
"I could ask you the same thing," the boy says.
"I asked you first," she replies like a three year old.
"My aunt is in the hospital. She has pneumonia. I'm here visiting. Now, what are you doing here?"
"Well, Digger, if you must know, my fiancé's father had a heart attack a couple nights ago, and I'm here visiting. Now, Digger, if you don't mind I'll get back to what I was doing, which is also none of your business," she answers, a bit annoyed.
"You're engaged?" he asks, not believing his ears.
"Yes, Digger, I am. Now, if you'll excu-"
He cuts her off with, "Oomlots!"
She gasps, "I can't believe you just called me 'oomlots'."
"Hey, you called me 'Digger' not once, not twice, but three times, before I called you 'oomlots'. Now, don't take this the wrong way, but you don't look too good."
"Gee, thanks," she says.
"I mean, you don't look like you could be swimming in a lake in a bikini anymore," he says.
"You're an ass. I'm creating life here. I sure hope I won't be in a bikini…at least until after the baby is born," she tells him, trying to shove past him, but he grabs her arm.
"So, uh, how attached are you to your fiancé?" he asks, not releasing her arm.
"Pretty attached, and even if I weren't…why would I date you, or even give a thought to dating you?" she asks, trying to get out of his grip.
"Come on, you know we connected at camp…until that guy came along," he says a bit cockily.
"That guy was my boyfriend, and he hated you. If memory serves me correctly, he tried to flush you down the toilet," she says, smiling at the memory. "Now, let go of my arm, you're hurting me!"
"I'm not letting you go until you agree to go out with me," he says, gripping her tighter.
'This is a stupid thing to do in a hospital, but I'm going to anyways,' she thinks, then screams, "LUKE!"
Luke comes out of his dads room looks around then sees Lorelai struggling to get out of someone's grip. "HEY!" he yells, running down the hallway. "Let go of her arm right now!" he says, now about to punch Jason in the face.
"What are you gonna do if I don't?" Jason pushes.
"I'm gonna let you visit the nice people in the ICU, now let go of my fiancé!" Luke yells.
Jason forcibly pushes Lorelai into Luke, and says, "This isn't over," and walks away.
Lorelai is now crying into Luke's chest, a mix of pregnancy hormones and fear, and keeps repeating over and over, "Don't leave me, don't let me go."
He's rubbing his hand up and down her back whispering soothing words in her ear, he strokes her hair and says, "I'm not going anywhere." They stay standing like that for a few minutes, then he remembers, "Hey, did you make it to the bathroom?"
She sniffles and says, "No."
"Come on, I'll walk with you, that way he won't try anything stupid," he says, putting an arm around her and turning back down the hallway.
"Thanks," she says, cuddling into his side.
"So, who was that, and why do I want to kill him?" Luke asks.
She sighs and begins, "His name is Jason Stiles. I know him because my father works for his dad. We went to camp and he had a thing for me, and apparently still does, Chris didn't like him, and tried to flush him down the toilet. His nick name is Digger, and I went swimming and I was wearing a white shirt, and my nick name the rest of the summer was Oomlots. He makes my life a living hell! don't let him near me again, please," she begs him.
"I'd kill him first," he says and kisses her temple, then asks, "Are you sure you're ok?"
"I'm fine, I think that I have a bruise on my arm, but I'm fine and so is the baby," she answers.
"Good."
ok, so i tried to recreate the oomlots/digger scene...anyhow...what did you think? not who you guys expected huh?...lol