Ehehehe… I like this one! Does anyone have any other ideas on Axel's real name?

"Axeeeeeel…You have to come!"

"No! Roxas, I don't! I don't have any problems!"

"B-b-b-b-b-but! Your real name! It's proof!"

"Roxas! Don't be so stupid!"

"Axel! Please? For me?"

"Roxas, you are the most annoying member of Organization yet…"

"Ain't I just? Anyways, you can't not go!"

"ROXAS! JUST BECAUSE MY OTHER'S NAME WAS ALE THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM A DAMNED ALCHOLIC! I AM NOT GOING TO THE BLOOD AA MEETING! LET IT GO ALREADY!"

"…meep…"