Hey, me again. Hope you like the story so far! This chapter is from Vash's POV. No flames please!

If I owned Trigun, I'd be a friggin millionaire…I'm so not a friggin millionaire..

Chapter 2-Am I Dreaming?

You know, I really didn't expect something like this to happen. I was just looking for a quick meal. And I just happened to find a bakers house… with the door open…. and no one was inside…and there were fresh trays of donuts sitting on the table.

I know, you say its breaking and entering. And I do admit, I did enter.

But I didn't say anything about breaking did I?

But not to get off the subject, I just casually strolled into the house not breaking a thing., and closed the door behind me.

So no one else would break in and enter.

I walked over to the table, still not breaking anything, sat down in the chair, and stared at the feast of donuts. " I'll just take a bite." I said. Even after telling myself that I didn't have money to pay for them if the owner of them came home.

But I quickly forgot about it because when I took that first bite of one of those donuts….

Donut heaven.

So, in other words, I spent most of my short time in the kitchen alone stuffing my face with the best tasting donuts I've ever tried in my life. And I made a promise to myself that I had to find out who the baker of the donuts were, or I might die of disappointment.

But sadly, I didn't mean for my meeting with the baker to be so soon.

I was almost done finishing off another tray, when I heard the door opening. It was caught off guard, and there was nowhere to hide. So I just sat there, as the door was slowly opened and someone came into the room.

I looked up to see a girl, staring at me with the most confused, disgusted, look I have ever gotten. She dropped her bags and just stared. I stared back.

And for a moment, we just looked at each other. Until the girl broke the silence.

"Who the hell are you and why the hell are you in my house!" She spat and clenched her fists.

Since my mouth was full of donuts, I really couldn't say anything. So I just sat there and blinked. This obviously annoyed her.

"Never mind!" She yelled as she made her way to the table. " I don't care who you are, why you're here, or how you got in! Just get the hell out of my house!"

" Wait! Let me explain!" I said as I stood up. But it cam out more as, " Way! Eh me ehspain!" She gave me an annoyed look, and pushed me toward the door.

"I don't want any damn excuses!" She said as she pushed me to the ground and kicked me in my side. "Just get the hell out!"

After I finally had been able to swallow my, or should I say her, donut, I could talk. So I slowly stood up trying not to make any sudden moves. She might kick me again.

" Well, uh, sorry about that." I said as I scratched my head. "I was just looking for a meal, and…. uh…. I can pay you for those if-"

" All right then." She said and looked at all the empty donut trays. " I estimate that you ate about twenty-two trays, at five double dollars each, so that comes to a hundred a ten double dollars." She held out her hand. " I want the money NOW."

I didn't know if I had any money at the moment. I didn't know what else to do, if I didn't have the money, she would probably call the police, and things would get out of control again. I had no choice.

But after all the searching through my pockets, I only found 5 double dollars.

I held it up to her and grinned. " Here's five, " I said as I scratched my head and started to back up. " Only a hundred and five left to go…" I needed a head start to high tail it out of this town before the people destroyed each other to get the reward money. But my plan failed terribly.

I bumped against the door and my gun fell out of its holster.

And in an instant her face turned from annoyed to fearful.

"Uh…" was all I managed to get out. She backed away slowly toward the phone, keeping her eyes on me the whole time. "I..uh…Don't call the police!" I said as I jumped and ran toward her.

But she wasn't going to call the police. She got out a rifle to defend herself.

" Don't even think about touching me!" She said as she whirled around and pointed the gun at me. I stopped in mid sprint and stood there and looked at her. " Go back and slide your gun over towards me." She instructed as she pointed the gun to where mine was on the floor.

" But-"

"Don't argue with me you idiot, just do it!" Scared as she was, and although she was shaking, I didn't want her to freak out and have her start shooting all over the place.

I slowly moved over toward my gun and slid it on the floor over to her and she nervously picked it up and fumbled to put it into her pocket. Then she pointed the gun at my head.

" If you even move an inch when I'm trying to call the police, I'll shoot your brains out of your skull." She started to back up towards the phone again, watching me the whole time.

' Charming kid.' I thought as I stood there and watched her watch me with her fearful look in her brown eyes. ' I wonder if she really will shoot the gun.' She had picked up the phone and started to dial. Which seemed hard to do when you watching someone the whole time and holding a gun. ' No time to wait to find out, I gotta find the perfect time to stop her '

"Dammit, I can't see.." She said as she trailed off and tried to dial while she watched me. But not watching the phone was a big mistake, and she accidentally knocked it off the table. She broke eye contact and bent over to pick it up. And I saw my chance to stop her.

" I told you not to call!" I sprinted over, jumped on top of her, and pulled out the phone wires all while struggling with a girl who obviously had PMS. " Please don't move," I said as I tried to hold her down," I don't want to hurt you."

" Well I do!" In one fast move, she flipped over onto her back, pointed the gun at my head, and at point plank range, pulled the trigger.

And in a moment, I thought I, Vash the Stampede, was going to be killed by a girl no older than 16. So I closed my eyes and prepared for my death.

But my death never came.

In fact, no boom, or blood shed either.

The gun she had was out of bullets.

So, I opened my eyes and looked at myself and back at her. I was still sitting on top of her, and I was still in my predicament. But I was still alive, and the only thing I could do now was smirk about the whole thing and look at the girl.

" You can say 'oh shit' now."

HEY! I did that in about a day : P Man, I need to do some chores….But any way hoped you guys liked it. And I need a little help though, I need some names…like boys names…I'm not to creative with that besides Fred and Bob…..

Well that's a wrap! See ya in a few weeks! And always remember..

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