Chapter 3.
(N/A this is quite a long one but read it I've got cookies.)
! SMASH!
"What was that?"
"That was probably my toe breaking when you stood on…woahhhhh!"
Jack and Chase tumbled on the bed.
WHAK! CLONK! BANG! SMASH!
"urrrr… what happened?" Jack whispered.
"What ever happened was not good, I think I've got my hand trapped in something?"
"Well you'll be happy to know that something is crushing both of my arms and a leg."
"I think my leg is trapped in something too? It feels like polls."
"I think we're on my bed?"
"Wait a minute let me move an inch, see if I can get us out of your mess."
"Hey!"
"Well this was all caused by your foolishness."
Chase Young rolled over a bit.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"WHATS WRONG?"
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"WHAT!"
"My arms the blood is slowing…down."
"What?"
"Now there's no blood at all."
"What are you talking about?"
"My arms are dying."
"Urrrrh… I'm sorry but I can't do anything about what ever is…"
"MY ARMS ARE DYING!"
"Yes I know but…"
"YOU'RE LYING ON MY DAMN ARMSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"Oh right let me just get back were I was then, opps?"
"What did you do?"
"Oh don't worry nothing bad."
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"SPICER STOP YOUR SQUIRMING!"
"IT HURTSSSSSS!"
"I CAN'T MOVE!"
"WHAT!"
"I'VE TRAPPED MYSELF!"
"MY BEAUTIFUL ARMS!"
Chase Young jerked his head around.
"IF YOU WANT I'LL RIP THEM OF TO SAVE YOU THE HASSLE!"
"No I'd like to keep my arms thanks."
"Then stay focused, okay try to hold the pain back for now."
"All right."
"Now we know we're stuck, so we can't move intil we can see what we're doing. Right we first must find a light source."
"Well that's easy, there should be two lights on ether side of the bed."
"Brilliant!"
"The thing is how do we get to them?"
"Well use what body parts you have open."
"Well okay…ummm…"
"WELL."
"I'm thinking."
"Urrh what's the point, just let Wuya find us in the morning."
"No way I'm not letting us being seen like this. By the way what time is it?"
"Grrrrrrrrrr… HOW THE HELLAM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!"
"Oh yeah we need a light to see, right."
"Urrrh."
"Well I could always try to turn the lamp on with my tongue."
"What do you think this is, a comedy TV show!"
"No just let me try it."
Jack turned around and poked his tongue out.
"Ummmmm. Nearly there. Ummmmmm."
" Jack your humiliating me."
"Wait a min. Ummmmmm. Ummmmmmmm. Ummmmmmmm."
"JACK!"
"Just wait a…"
"JACKKKKKKKKK!"
"OKAY, I'm only trying bu…"
"Ummmmmmmmm."
"Chase?"
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
"Uh."
"Ummmmmmmm, Ummmmmmmm, Ummmmmm, Come on help me then."
"But you just said…"
"HELP ME!"
"RIGHT, okay this is a two man job, what was I thinking he he."
"Ummmmmmm."
"Ummmmm. Ummmmmm."
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN THERE, A HUMING ORCHESTRA! JACK-BOT LIGHTS!"
A small service Jack-bot bowed slightly and then zoomed off to turn on the lights. CLICK! Wuya stared bewildered at Jack and Chase.
Jack looked at the position he was in. He had both of his arms under Chase Young's back, his leg under Chase's right leg pointing right at his collection and his other leg dangling off the bed.
Chase on the other hand had both of his legs trapped in the bars at the bottom of the bed, his left hand shoved into a table draw and his right arm under Jack's head.
Chase and jack glanced at each other; the only thing they could do now was smile.
"Oh my god?"
THE END!