Author's Note: Writer's Block gone. Again it's short but still very funny.
Galinda walked the halls of Shiz for some time after the incident with ShenShen and Pfannee. Perfect, she thought here I am waiting for the oh-so-smart Elphaba, who can't seem to find the potion for body swapping. This seemed like one of those episodes of The Dusk Area that her parents forced her to watch. But Elphaba's not so bad though she did save you, she thought maybe I'll go easier on her... no Galinda you have an image to keep up. Besides it's her fault I'm not in Madame Morrible's Sorcery Class and she's going to the party with Fiyero I can't spoil my image oh Elphaba wouldn't go to a party if her life depended it.
"Oh Miss Elphaba?" a voice startled Galinda from her thought "Yes? Oh Doctor Dillamond what can I do for you? She asked sweetly "Oh well about what we were discussing before about the silence of the Animal community." He said quietly "Yes and remind me again what about the silencey thing about the Animals? "Well we were talking about how some have lost the power of speech literally. By the way you're lately doing a very good impersonation of Miss Glinda." "It's Ga.. Oh never mind." Galinda said
"Yes of course Miss Elphaba." He said Oh sure you get her name right, it's because she's the teacher's goat isn't it? No that's not the right term it's dog..no..gerbil..PET! Yes Teacher's Pet thank the unnamed God for that. "Right Doctor Dillamond as you were saying," "Yes I think the Wizard..."
Doctor Dillamond got very quiet and as Miss Galinda looked she saw why it was Madame Horrible Morrible herself. "Oh Doctor may I speak with you for a moment?" Madame Morrible asked almost to sweetly for Galinda's taste. "Good Evening Madame. If you'll excuse me I have to go to.. the library by the way do you know where it is? I forgotten my glasses and can't see where to go." Smooth Galinda. "Of course dear to your left and turn right." Madame Morrible directed "Thank you."
Wow she kinda looks like a fish but a powerful ugly fish, hmm she seems odd today. Oh well off to the book place.