Chapter 4
RJ & Hammy climbed into the entertainment area, and saw Ben Folds, Joe Jackson, and William Shatner onstage.
"Yay!" Hammy chirped.
"Why do you like him so much? He's a 75 year old weirdo who thinks he can sing."
"He's cool."
"Dude, he release Transformed Man for crying out loud!"
"It was good."
"He has hair plugs, he WAS Captain Kirk on Star Trek, but other than that..."
"He has hair plugs?"
"Duh."
"I thought it was a wig."
"He used to wear one."
"I'll have to go see which he has on now!"
"Hammy, that's not a good idea!"
Hammy was already running toward the stage.
"Picture yourself in a boat, on a river.
With tangerine trees, and marmal-"
Hammy then jumped on his head, and pulled on his head.
"Get this squirrel off of me!"
Hammy yanked hard, and pulled out his hair.
He had hair plugs.
Everyone stared at Shatner, and began laughing at him.
Shatner picked up the microphone, and swung it at Hammy, just missing him.
Hammy ran back over to RJ, and they ran back to the hole in the wall and climbed back into the cargo area.