Disclaimer: I own Nix and Merry.

Thanks reviewers, you're awesome!

Libertykid- Glad you find it kind of funny and interesting!

Tiff- haha thanks, but the ending did suck!

Blondie 24-7- Well I was only planning on just two more people showing up, but that might change lol


Chapter Three

"Well look who we got here." Two-Bit said, roughly. I looked at the two boys in my room. My guess was that they were twins- no not twins but related somehow. They weren't bad looking either, I'm sure a lot of girls would be happy to find them in their room, but I sure wasn't. I don't need anymore robbers coming to my house.

"Well what are you guys doing here?" Two-Bit said, his tone friendlier.

"Wait, you know these people?" I butted in.

"Sodapop Curtis ma'am, and this here is my brother Ponyboy." Sodapop said smoothly and grinned.

"Nix." I gave a quick smile to be polite but my smile soon fell. "I don't know how we got here, I mean we were just hanging out at home and then we ended up on this floor. Which is pretty soft if I do say so myself." Sodapop explained.

Merry squealed and ran over to hug the two new people. Two-Bit relaxed a bit, but then tensed up when Merry said, "Fear not Two-Bitty, I'll still come back to you." And blew a kiss. Ponyboy and Sodapop failed to suppress their laughs.

What the hell is going on? "Ok, ok, where are the damn cameras?" I called out. "Come on, come out." I said searching my room.

Two-Bit cocked and eyebrow and looked over to the Curtis brothers, who looked back. "Yeah she's odd." Merry said.

"Where the hell are those cameras?" I wondered out loud.

"Um there aren't any." Merry said. I paused to think.

I closed my eyes and slapped my face, "Wake up! Wake up!". I opened one eye to see if they were still there. They were still there. "Ehhhh!" I panicked and spun around in small circles and closed my eyes. I took a deep breath and opened them.

"Ah! Argh! Ah! There's another one!" I screamed and pointed behind them. They looked back.

"Hey, Johnnycakes!" Two-Bit said. "Welcome to Nix's room!" I groaned.

"Johnny!" Merry squealed and ran over towards him.

"Ok this has to be a dream, people from books don't just appear!" I screamed.

"Nix, they are really here see?" Merry said and licked Ponyboy's arm. Ponyboy jumped back.

"Oh my god, am I gonna get rabies? Am I going to die? I'm gonna die aren't I." He said.

Two-Bit laughed. "Yeah sorry Ponyboy, it was nice know- Ah!" Two-Bit yelped as Merry licked the side of his face.

"Mmm Two-Bit tastes good." Merry said and grinned slyly.

"Yeah, not so funny now is it?" Ponyboy said.

"Where are we?" Johnny asked.

"Good ol' BAWston. Yeah we got Fenway Park, Harvard, and a lot of blue cars." I said putting on a Boston accent.

"I mean how did I get to Boston, I was on my way over to the Curtis' and then-" Johnny began.

"Yeah, yeah, we know. You ended up on my floor and the carpet feels nice and soft." I butt in.

"Well it's getting late and we should get some blankets and stuff for our guests." Merry said innocently and headed over to my closet.

"Sleep here? Wha- fine!" I grumbled.

"You're going up this time. I'm not letting you lift me up again, your balance sucks." I muttered.

"Ok fine, as long as you will support me when I come down ok? You'll support me ri-" She began.

"Yeah, yeah I'll support you like a bra, now get on with it." I snapped.

"Ok, ok!" She said. I boosted Merry up to get the extra pillows and blankets on the top shelf. I sighed in frustration because Merry was taking forever. My eyes wandered around my room, but I stopped to look at my computer. The screen looked like it was a different color, still translucent, but kinda bluish. Before I knew it, a human had popped out of it.

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" I screamed and dropped Merry. She landed on Two-Bit and said something along the lines of, "Aw my baby's always there to catch me huh?"

"Merry!" I screamed. She looked at me a glared.

"Hey, you said you'd support me like a bra! What kinda of bra are you to let me jiggle and fall?" She yelled back. "Thank god Two-Bit was here, now he's a real support!"

"Whoo yeah Two-Tit the wonder bra, supports and lifts." I said dryly. "Yeah sorry, but that dude popped out of my computer!" I said. The man groaned as did Two-Bit from hitting the floor with Merry on him. Ok so maybe he's not lifting.

"Hey guys look it's Darry." Sodapop said.

"Soda? Pony? Two-Bit? Johnny? How did you guys get here? I was at the house and then-" Darry said.

"Yeah, yeah we know. You appeared here and found the carpet soft. Save it, we've all heard it." I said. "But you popped out of my computer! I saw it! You all must have!"

"So you're saying that your computer is having human babies?" Ponyboy said.

"Yes! Oh my god, who keeps sexing my computer up? This madness must stop!" I shouted.

"Yeah well some madness must stop…" Darry muttered.


Short and kinda crappy chapter, hopefully I can get more up soon though! R&R!

-Banana