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Er yeah, chapa four ay!

Chapter Four

I slumped down the stairs at six in the morning in such a messy way, that someone would think I was drunk. I got about 3 hours of sleep because I thought it would be best to have the Curtis brothers sleep together in my room and Johnny, Two-Bit, Merry and I sleep in Merry's room. Stupid me cause Two-Bit snores, Merry talks and moves in her sleep (unfortunate cause we shared the bed), and well there was nothing wrong with Johnny except he sleeps like a rock so he must have slept fine.

"Hey look who's up." I heard someone say. I looked up to see Sodapop.

"We thought you'd sleep late." Darry said. I sat down at the counter.

"Yeah well so did I."

"Two-Bit's snoring?" Ponyboy asked.

"And Merry's kicking, I have the bruise to prove it." I said and lifted up my pajama pants to show the orange sized bruise. "Hey what are all of you guys doing up so early anyways?"

"We get up this early, it's habit. Soda and I have work, and Pony has school." Darry said, taking a sip of coffee. Yeah I like how they make coffee in my house after being here less than twenty-four hours, and I still can't make coffee when I lived here for five years. It's a simple machine, but it hates me. "Hey Darry, can you get me some coffee, I can't get up." I said as an excuse not to do it myself.

"Wow, sleep that bad?" Soda asked. I half nodded; it was all I could do. Oh I am so gonna get my revenge; I had a plan, but first coffee. As soon as Darry put the cup off coffee in front of me, I put three packs of sugar and cold milk in to cool it down.

"Mwahaha." I said evilly, widening my eyes and chugging down my coffee. "Revenge is sweet. Heh heh heh…" I said. The Curtis brothers looked at each other. I glared. "Hey don't judge me, now I'll be nice and give you my special pillow earmuffs." I said. My pillow earmuffs were exactly what they sounded like, pillows to cover your ears. I had small pillows and numerous rubber bands attached to their heads and mine. I ran down to the garage to say hello to my Ray. Heh heh, yes revenge will be sweet. I plugged Ray in and turned my amp up to 8/9 on every knob (10 the highest) and started playing J.A.R by Green Day. A minute later, I unplugged Ray and set her back on her stand and went back upstairs.

"Oh hey Merry what are you doing up so early?" I said sweetly. She glared at me through her bloodshot eyes. She was about to open her mouth and yell at me for playing so damn loud, but I shoved Darry's coffee into her hands.

I sat down in the living room to watch the early morning Sports Desk and see how the Sox did last night. I sat and watched for a grand total of 2 minutes. Red Sox won 6-5 off Loretta's two run walk-off. I haven't been up early enough for this in a long time, and it's not worth it to wake up early for two damn minutes. I walked upstairs to change out of my PJ's and was greeted by Two-Bit at the top of the stairs.

"Well hey Two-Bit, how was your sleep?" I asked.

"Ok, cept for the awakening… and for feeling like I was molested…" He said grimly. I laughed and went in my room. I pulled on Kyle's old jeans over my Senior Frog boxers, added my 'Five Stories Up' bottle cap belt, put on a dark red tank top and hung my dog tags over my neck. Ragged breathing echoed through my ears. I slowly turned around to see something I was not expecting. I screamed bloody murder and fled down the stairs.

Six pairs of eyes looked at me. "What the fuck is going on?" Two-Bit said, crowding me. My eyes were wide, and I was out of breath. "You wanna know what's going on? Fuck! That's what's going on. Fuck in my room!" I shouted.

"Erm what do you mean?" Soda asked. I stopped breathing so harshly, and turned around to face him.

"Fuck! F-U-C-K, fuck, in my room!" I blurted out. More confused faces. I sighed.

"You know, the birds and the bees?" They nodded. "Well that shit is going on in my room! Ugh gross, nasty naked bodies humpin around on my floor." I muttered in disgust.

"Dally?" Johnny said looking towards the stairs

"Yeah shut up, where's that fruitcake, I'm gonna beat his head in." He said, coming down in MY jeans and wearing MY boxers. Oh I'm gonna have to burn those. Wait, those are my donkey boxers, noooo! Ok maybe not burn, bleach.

"Um, you're wearing Nix's clothes"

"What you want me to walk down here, with out clothes and give people heart attacks at my giant size? I don't do murder." Dally said. Two-Bit and Soda laughed at 'giant size', Darry looked disappointed at his vocabulary, Merry beamed, Johnny and Ponyboy turned red, and I didn't believe cocky little ass one bit. Hmm cocky, bit of irony? Oh yeah he called me a fruitcake.

"Hey I ain't a fruitcake!" I shouted.

Dally looked at me, probably a bit shocked to see I was female wearing some male clothes. But hey, they can come in handy sometimes. If some creepy guy starts hitting on me, I just say I'm a gay male and I stuff my bra. It works. Oh yeah anyways, Dally glared at me. "Well you sure dress like one."

"I don't dress like one! It's the 21st century asswipe, get with it! I'll beat you ass-" I said. Dally glared harder, if possible, and flexed. Or not, I thought. "-in poker." I finished, my voice weakening.

"Dally, what's going on, come on finish with me." A skank said coming down the stairs. Oh god, the purity of my house has vanished! Air feels thinker, it's collapsing and pushing Merry and me down to the floor. I shot up, when I saw what she was wearing. She was wearing my skank top, figures she would.

"You still have your skank top?" Merry asked. All eyes looked at me.

"It was for Halloween ok? We dressed up as whores to get into Whore World so we could trash the place on Halloween night." I explained. I was kinda glad I still had it; she could have infected my other clothes, gross.

"Hey Merry let me talk to you ok?" I said. "And grab the Lysol, I got to re-purify the house." I said glaring at the skank, who was still on the stairs.

"I got it." Merry said and stopped in front of the girl.

"What are you looking at you freak." She said.

"Oh no you di-in't call my sister a freak bitch, it's a family thing and you ain't family." I snapped.

Merry spit in her face and grinned. "Aw that's my sister." I said lovingly, Merry grinned at me. The skank let out a scream in disgust. Merry and I sank to the ground covering our ears.

"Merry she's too powerful!" I yelled.

"What do we do?" Merry yelled back.

"Use the Lysol!" I screamed. Merry bravely sprayed the Lysol on her, but it made the skank cry louder.

"Help!" Merry said clutching her ears.

"Merry move out of the way!" I said and pushed the girl down the stairs. The screaming stopped.

"Argh my hand! It burns!" I yelled. Merry ran over to me and sprayed Lysol on my hand. My hand cooled down instantly. "Thanks Mer!" I said.

"Hey look she's unconscious." Merry said. "Cool!"

"We need to find out why people pop out of my computer." I said studying my computer. "Hey you didn't turn off my computer all this time? Oh that's wasting energy man, we're killing the Earth!" I said dramatically. "Yeah ok back on track." I moved the mouse a bit and got rid of the screen saver. I saw Merry's document of her story. The last thing she typed was 'Dally and Sylvia'.

Bad chap, I couldn't reach my beta reader so I dunno about this chapter. I'm still looking for another beta reader!

-Banana