Disclaimer: I own Merry, Nix, and Billie Joe (I know what you're thinking, but I really do own him!).

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Blondie 24-7- Thanks for reviewing, yeah Lysol always comes in handy.

Libertykid- I know! We probably are just smarter then everyone lol. Yeah I tried to explain to a friend that things are funny when you see them live than when you read them.

Tiff- Yup it sure was evil Sylvia!

Ok this chap is a little crazy, might be because I was just watching South Park heh.

Chapter Five

Could it possibly be that whatever Merry typed last appeared in my room? "Mer, look at what you typed last." I said.

"Dally and Sylvia. So… Oh." She said understanding. Yeah so I guess the only way to get both Dally and Sylvia at the same time is when they're banging each other. What else would they be doing, making cupcakes?

"Hmm, what happens if we delete Sylvia." I said pushing the backspace button and erasing her name. Merry and I opened the door enough to fit our heads through to see the bottom of the stairs. Sylvia was still there, lying on the ground unconscious, and also being poked with a stick by Johnny. Maybe I'm supposed to save first. I hit control S and looked outside again. "Hey look she's gone!" I said.

"Oh my god, I poked her and she vanished. What is with the 21st century! No one touch me!" Johnny said.

I pondered. "Hmm could it be that they are slightly different because they took different emotions as they traveled thought the computer!" I said thrusting my finger up like any thoughtful crazy scientist would do… erm except I wasn't a scientist. During my super smart scientist speech (whoa say that five times fast, super smart scientist speech, super smart scientist speech, eh no can't) Merry went downstairs and hugged Johnny.

"No! You'll disappear too!" Johnny said.

"That wouldn't be so bad." Two-Bit muttered.

"You're going to pop away any second." Johnny said. Merry looked at him blankly for a second.

Merry sank to her knees and started shriveling into fetal position. "Ah the horror! The agony! I'm melting!" Johnny looked scared and Two-Bit smiled. "Yeah no I'm not going away." Merry said and stood up. Two-Bit frowned and curled up.

"Hey Nix, Steve isn't here!" Merry shouted coming up the stairs. "Let's see if we could bring him here. She typed 'Steve' in and we waited. A couple seconds later, Steve appeared out of the computer.

"Hey Nix, why isn't he moving?" Merry asked. We stared at his limp body on my floor.

"Ew I hope he's not dead. Merry go smell him, see if he's dead." I said. Merry inched forward and smelt him.

"He smells kinda bad, I dunno if he's dead or not." Merry said.

"Well that's cause you sniffed his armpit." I said. I walked forward and heard light breathing. "Eh ok so he's sleeping." I said. Merry looked around my room and picked up a feather from my pillow. I wasn't sure what she was doing but I didn't really care. She brushed the feather across his face. Steve giggled. I raised an eyebrow. Merry brushed the feather on his face again, and he giggled. I started laughing as Merry repeated the process over and over and Steve kept giggling in his sleep.

"Ok, enough," I said trying to catch my breath. "it's starting to hurt, we should wake him." I said still half laughing.

"Alright." Merry said, disappointed. She nudged him with her foot and he jumped up. "Stevie! I'm Merry and that's Nix, we brought you here cause they rest of the gang is here, by accident of course, except you. You're special." She said and hugged him. Steve struggled but gave up because getting out of Merry's grip is really hard. It's like a brick wall, or a history test, hard.

"Hey, you wanna help me?" Steve said towards me. I shrugged and left for the bathroom. I grabbed some Axe, walked back in, and sprayed it all over him.

"Sorry man, but your pits stink." I said. "Ok Merry, get off of him now so we can… bring Billie Joe into my room!" I said, suddenly excited. Merry groaned and stood up. Steve sprinted out of the room and downstairs.

"No we are not bringing Billie Joe here, he creeps me out." She said.

"Well you brought sexaholics into my room so there." I said.

"Oh fine." She grumbled. I typed in 'Billie Joe' and hit save. Mwahaha Billie Joe Armstrong was gonna be in my room. I squealed like Merry when a figure came out of the computer. I stopped when I said a farmer standing on my room and scratching his head.

"Well hello there Miss, I don't seem to know where I am." He said in a southern voice.

"Hey you aren't Billie Joe, you're just a southern hick." Merry said.

"Oh I am Billie Joe, that's my name. It says William Joseph on my birth certificate." He said. I rolled my eyes and deleted his name from the computer.

"Damn farmer," I muttered. "I'm gonna try 'Green Day'." I said to Merry, and hit save. Nothing seemed to happen but then Merry pointed out that smoke was coming out from the computer.

"Nix you broke the computer!" She said. It didn't look broken. Then it hit me, I heard the name Green Day came from 'pot-filled wasted day'.

"Oh shit." I said and began giggling. I started dancing over towards the computer and Merry started laughing uncontrollably. "Hee hee, bye bye Green Day!" I said and deleted the name. The smoke stopped and I looked over to Merry. "Ha, ha! I typed Green Day and smoke came out! Ha, ha!" I shouted.

Merry giggled. "I think we're high, shhhh don't tell my sister!" She said and giggled again. "Hey, I sounded like Steve! Hee!" I laughed.

"We should go find the boys man, ha get it?" I laughed.

Merry laughed too but then stopped. "No I don't get it." She said and then started laughing again. We stomped down the stairs to join the boys, "Hee they won't hear us coming!" I whispered loudly.

"Boo!" I shouted at the guys in the living room. "Ooh look baseball!" I said and fell down. Merry laughed.

"Hey Nixie Poo! It's Josh Beckett!" She shouted.

I shot up. "Where?" I said and looked around. "Helloooo? You under there?" I laughed and lifted up a couch cushion. "Noooo, he's not there." I giggled. "Oh he's in the TV! I found him!" I shouted.

"Hey you guys are high! You got high and didn't invite me?" Two-Bit said.

I started dancing in front of the TV. I started singing for no reason about Beckett and Merry chimed in at certain points.

"Oh Beckett you so fine,

You so fine you should be mine (woot woot).

Hey Beckett I love you so

I'm gonna wrap you in cookie dough (Oh yeah)

Uh huh, then I'm gonna eat you all up,

When I first meet you I'll say "Hey, sup?" (That's right)"

Merry laughed again. "We are sooooo good! Oh my god, we could like… be famous!" She said some-what seriously. We burst out laughed again.

"Hey look it's Beckett again! Oh you have nice cheeks. I want to pinch them." I said stroking the TV. "Ouch!" I got shocked and laughed again.

"Yeah and his package stick's out a lot." Merry said and slumped over and giggled.

"Ha ha! I was talking about his face though, his cheek's are huge!" I giggled. Our laughs started dying down.

"He has really long legs." Merry said. We tilted our heads to the right simultaneously and studied Josh Beckett.

"Yeah he does." I said quietly. Merry and I started laughing again. And that continued throughout the whole game.

Yeah the amazing Josh Beckett was pitching yesterday, too bad the Sox lost, would've been his 14th win. Crazy chapter though, R&R!

-Banana