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Chapter Six

"Phoenix Bailey Harris!" Mary had said, barging in my house. I cringed at my full name. "We have an audition to get ready for!" Ok I forgot, so I got my days mixed up, not my fault. Getting high wasn't my plan. Ok fine it was my fault my and Merry got high- but it was accidental. Oh yeah, hear that kids? Drugs are bad, don't do them cause yeah, just don't.

"Your name is Phoenix?" Soda asked. I rolled my eyes

"No I was named after President Nixon." I said sarcastically.

"President who?" Soda asked. Whoops my bad; he wasn't president yet I guess.

"So you were named after a bird?" Ponyboy asked. I glared at Pony, Two-Bit, Steve and Soda as they snickered.

"Shut up, you were named after a damn horse," I said to Ponyboy

"Not real-" Ponyboy began.

"And you, Sodapop, were named after something that tastes good or something!" I said. Mary snickered. "Oh that's gross. You have a dirty mind my friend; you stick your head in the toilet or something and keep flushing. It'll cleanse your dirty little mind." I said.

"Then my head will turn blue, remember last time?" She said. I thought back. Oh yeah, I stuck Kyle's head in the toilet for flushing all my picks down the toilet. He was mad at me for a while, till I said I was going to give him a chocolate swirly before but I was feeling nice so a blue one would do. Course I really wasn't going to give him a chocolate swirly, but anyways, the story sums up as Kyle's head was stained blue for a couple days and during our audition we told the manager guys that Kyle was a big Blue Man Group fan.

(A/N: I hope you know what I meant by chocolate swirly, and if you don't, the chocolate is number two with the texture of number one. Yeah nasty.)

I laughed out loud with Mary. "Oh yeah guys, this is my best buddy, Mary Vigil, a.k.a. Virgin Mary." I said. Yeah 'Virgin Mary' was a misnomer, Mary looked anything but a virgin. Right now she was wearing a black (extremely) short leather skirt with fishnets and black spiked boots, with a blood red tank top toped with a black one. Her shirt showed about five inches of skin and her belly button piercing. "Mary, these people popped out of my computer."

"Awesome, can you make Green Day-" Mary began.

"Not without getting high." I said.

"Awesome." Mary said. "Now go get changed so we can get this party rollin." She said.

"Alright alrighty gimme a sec." I said and rushed up the stairs to my room. When I opened the door I saw Merry sitting at the computer with a couple of socks around her.

"Um what are you doing?" I asked and put on my bottle cap belt.

"Well tomorrow is the first of the month," Merry said. Hmm I think I need tampons, Kyle kept throwing them at people after sticking some in a bowl full of his urine. Yeah, that's Kyle the Blue Man Group fan for you. Hey, it was either that or take a piss of my roof, but Kyle gets bladder shy sometimes (bad incident with girls and bathroom and such).

"Whoops yeah ok go on I'm listening." I said, coming back from my daze. Ooh my lighter is in my pocket! Yay! I flipped the lid open and stared at the flame. Such a pretty bright light that keeps moving.

Merry cleared her throat. Right back to her. "And you know, I do the whole sock thing-"

"With my lighter!" I chimed in stroking the outside of the lighter.

"Yes and I figured, we need more socks and maybe the gang wants to do it with me too." She said. "So I'm using the computer to get some socks." I pulled on a black shirt and stuffed my tie in my back pocket.

"Erm ok, but I really don't think they'd want to stick stuff down their pants." I said. The computer screen started turning blue again. I ran over to the computer and started to delete 'socks' but everything froze and started to sizzle. A pair of hands emerged from the screen, followed by a head. Ew that head was wearing a nasty pink sweater. I jumped back and screamed a bit after seeing the male that was on my floor. That male had no legs, kinda, he had a bit of his thighs left. Oh whoops my bad, I disabled a poor innocent man.

"Argh! Where the hell am I you stupid bitches!" The man asked. Yeah so much for poor and innocent.

"You're in Boston, welcome." I said dully.

"My name is Merry-" She began brightly.

"Shut the fuck up bitch. I don't need a greasy bitch like you talking to me." He snarled.

Um grr. "Hey, you shouldn't talk to her or me like that seeing how Merry made your legs disappear and she can do a lot more to you." I snapped back.

"Um Nix that was you." Merry whispered.

"Yeah well you typed the word, I only deleted a few letters." I whispered back. "Plus he's scared of you so shut up." Oh I get, he's a soc. First a farmer, then pot, and now a soc, whom at the moment is crying like an ideal Barbie Doll would if she could cry. Hmm coincidence between pink Barbie and the pink sweater the soc is wearing? Maybe.

"Phoenix! We gotta practice! Our audition is in 3 hours and there probably will be traffic!" Mary yelled. Yeah I know, this is great timing, you've done it again Nix, nice job!

"Help me bring him downstairs." I said.

"There's no way in hell you're touching me!" The soc said. I sighed and pulled a jawbreaker out of my pocket. I know, I have a lot of random, but useful stuff in there. I shoved the jawbreaker into his mouth and sat on him trying to tape his hands to his mouth so he couldn't talk or spit the jawbreaker out on my floor.

"Merry come help me." I asked. Merry didn't move. "Merry come help me, please?" I asked.

Merry still didn't move. "Nix, remember that movie 'Jawbreaker'?" I nodded. You know that movie when this girl is the second most popular girl in school so she ends up killing the most popular girl in school by kidnapping her and shoving a jawbreaker- oh. Eh whatever, it's not like this guy technically exists in this time anyways.

"Ok fine but if he chokes you have to give him CPR cause I am not going anywhere near a dead body." Merry said. Aw fuck, she has a point. And that was a waste of a jawbreaker.

"Alright fine." I said disappointed. I kept his hands covered over his mouth and shoved his head out of my window. "Spit it out you little piece of shit." I growled. If that jawbreaker fell anywhere near my carpet I was gonna spray Lysol on it the put it back in his mouth and then put his face in the toilet. Well then if he so happened to spit the jawbreaker into the toilet and clog it when his head was still being forced down into it, extra points for me.

The soc finally spit the jawbreaker out, heh, which landed a couple inches away from Kyle and Kyle threatened to kick his ass. "Anyways, there is yet a way to find a way to get the soc down the stairs." I said.

"We could throw him down." Merry said.

"Then there might be a dead body." I said. Merry frowned.

"Oh I know!" Merry brightened and pulled a cookie sheet out from under my bed.

"What's that doing here?" I asked.

"We burned cookies and threw them out of the window at Kyle." She said.

I thought for a second. "Oh yeah, Kyle started bustin' out all these moves trying to dodge the flaming cookies!"

"Anyways, lets tape him down." She said. After we taped the soc to the sheet we slid him down the stairs.

"Bout time you got- arh!" Mary exclaimed. "What the hell is that?" She asked me when I got downstairs.

"Duh it's a midget on a cookie sheet." Kyle said. Oh he came in. "Hey wait, you tired to hurl a jawbreaker at me!" He said angrily.

"The correct term is little people, you douche!" Mary swatted him.

"And hey, you're that dirty little soc that pushed my into a locker!" Johnny said. Dally jumped up and walked over with anger in his eyes.

"Hey what's a douche?" Ponyboy asked. "I've been hearing that a lot, in French it means shower but I don't think-" Having the gang at my house kinda rocks, it gives me a chance to watch South Park (Merry hates it), but we might have to ban South Park because I don't like explaining things to them. Yesterday I had to explain what the word 'pussy' meant. I swear if he turned any redder, he could be a new character on Barney.

"Erm yeah ok time to go! Darry, you're in charge, make sure nothing gets messed up or dirty when I get home! And that includes no blood or dead bodies!" I shouted and dragged Mary and Kyle out the door.

Bad chap I know, I was a little unsure of it, my beta reader went on vacation. Oh yeah, sorry it's been slow, my weekends are full till school.

-Banana