Okay, here it is... I'm sorry that it revolves around Liz a little too much, but that'll end soon...
Disclaimer: I don't own the office, dammit!
Liz tapped her fingers from pinky to pointer over and over again as she sat at jim's desk with her ipod on. Dwight stared at her, with an annoyed look. He tried to ignore her, but he failed, "Could you please stop that?" Dwight said quite loudly hoping to drown out her music.
She looked at him and pulled the earplug out of the side he was on, "You don't have to yell. I don't listen to music that loud. And stop what?" Liz said as she tapped her fingers even louder.
"That taping of your fingers," Dwight said staring her down.
Liz immediately stopped, "Oh sorry. Didn't know it was bothering you." she gave a fake apologetic smile.
Dwight stared at her, "What are you two going to do to me?"
"What are you talking about?" Liz said acting dumb.
"You know what I'm talking about. Jim always has something planned." Dwight said staring at her seeming as if he was trying to read her.
"Why would you assume that he'd waste his sister's visiting time to pester you?"
"Because that is Jim. What is he planning?"
Liz bit her lip and looked down, "Okay, I feel horrible. I don't think you deserve the horrible treatment,"
Dwight looked taken aback by how easy she caved, "Well, what is he doing?"
"I can't tell you, 'cause I don't want to totally betray him. All I can tell you is to avoid your car-"
"My car? How am I supposed to get home?"
"Yeah, avoid that place too." Liz said staring at Dwight as he looked shocked and horrified.
"Well, I was racking my brains for something to do to Dwight for Jim. Then I thought," Liz said speaking with her hands, "I should just work with Dwight's paranoia. Jim and I didn't do anything," Liz smiled, "but Dwight thinks we did."
"When can I use them again?" Dwight asked looking worried.
"You see, I don't know. I mean it all depends."
"Depends on what?" Dwight asked coming closer to her as if this was a secret between them.
"The environment in which they are in." Liz said seriously.
Dwight stared, "What your brother did to my things, is it illegal?"
"No, well," Liz seemed to be thinking hard, "I think it's legal,"
Dwight stared at Liz for a moment, "What about my cousin?"
"What about him?" Liz said looking taken aback.
"He lives with me," Dwight said.
Liz made a look of mock horror, "Someone else lives there! Oh God!"
At this Dwight ran to the break room. When he ran past accounting, Angela stared then said, "I'm famished," and ran into the break room after Dwight. Liz looked satisfied. She heard a giggle and looked over at Pam who was trying to hide her giggles.
Liz gave the camera a knowing look and walked over to reception and stuck her hand out, "Hi, I'm Liz Halpert. We haven't gotten to meet yet."
Pam shook her hand, "I'm Pam Beesley. That was really good." she said talking of the prank on Dwight.
"For an amateur, I guess," Liz said modestly.
"What did you guys do?" Pam asked.
"See, here's the catch: nothing," Liz said making her statement of nothing slightly theatrical.
"Smart. You'll have no evidence," Pam said in a joking manner.
Liz smiled, which became increasingly less enthusiastic, "So, you work with my brother."
Pam smile began to disappear, "Yeah, we've been pretty good friends for a while,"
"Yeah, it was obvious by the way he talked of you," Liz said smiling awkwardly.
Pam looked taken aback, "He talks about me?"
"Yeah. He always talks about what you guys do to Dwight."
Pam smiled, "I hope we'll be able to do that more,"
"Well, you wont, though," Liz said looking at Pam with a serious look.
Pam's smile faded, "What?"
"I thought you knew,"Liz said.
"Knew what?" Pam looked worried now.
"He's being transferred,"
"What?" Pam looked shocked, "When?"
"Pretty soon. I don't know exactly when, but I know he for sure wont be back after Australia," Liz looked down, seeming ashamed.
"I knew Pam didn't know. Jim told me he didn't tell anyone and didn't want anyone to know, because he didn't want a party. But she has a right to know, I mean, she is the reason why he is leaving." Liz said to the camera.
Liz and Pam were looking at each other awkwardly, until Liz's cell phone rang. She grabbed it out of her pocket and said, "Excuse me. Hello. Hey, what are you doing?" Liz walked towards the entering area of Dunder Mifflin, "Oh, 'cause I'm in town. Yeah, I'm-" she walked out of the door leading in and out of the office.
Liz was gone for a couple of minutes and when she entered the office again she sifted through her bag and pulled out a small purse. She walked over to Jim's desk and wrote a note on it. Then she walked past Pam, smiling, "Hey, my friend is gonna pick me up right now and I may be back later. I hope we can talk more sometime."
Pam smiled, "I hope so, too." Liz looked her in the eye, then left the office.
Pam stared at Jim's desk, then picked up her phone and dialed. The phone on Jim's desk rang a little, then when the machine came on, Pam began to talk.
I was gonna have some Dwangela fluff, but I decided not (cuz I relaized Ican't write Dwangela very well)...
Thanx for the reviews, they made me feel good!