Disclaimer- I do not own Lord of the Rings, nor Rudolph.

A:N/ Here is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, the second in a series of Christmas Lord of the Rings songs. I have way to much time on my hands. Thank you to the people who reviewed!

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Rudolph the red-nosed Uruk-Hai,

Had a very blood-red snout.

And if you ever saw it,

You would laugh and give a shout.

All of the other Uruk-Hai,

Used to teases and call him names.

They never let poor Rudolph,

Play their Eat-The-Hobbit game.

Then one rainy Mordor night,

Sauron came to say,

"Rudolph with your nose so red,

won't you kill the human's dead?"

Then all the Uruk-Hai grumbled,,

'bout giving him the wanted job.

Rudolph the red-nosed Uruk-Hai,

Became the target of the Mob.



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In case you didn't get it, the Mob is the Mafia, not just a large group of Uruk-Hai.