Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings, or any of the Christmas Carols used.

A:N/ Now I give you the Twelve Days of Christmas. One note: I found that it is easy to substitute names into a part of this song. So, instead of 'my true love' you can sing 'Le-GO-las' or 'my Frodo'. Also I'm just going to list the days because I do not feel like writing the whole thing out. Enjoy!

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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

An elf in a golden mallorn tree

2 Noldorin daggers

3 magic elf rings

4 free folk races

5 fake dwarf beards

6 horses neighing

7 stones a-seeing

8 Rohans riding (*ack* author bangs her head on the wall for writing Rohans)

9 Nazgul maiming

10 Rangers boasting

11 orcs a-stinking

12 hobbit meals

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Thank you, thank you. Tune in next time for 'I'm dreaming of a dark Mordor'.