Guide to Ending it All

by Scythe of Dread

This isn't a play but well it is close enough and someone could make this into one. Due to the dark and disturbing content, this gets an M. I wish I could post it lower but I will post it M for safety reasons.

2. Preface

Preface

This is the self-help book to end the need for all others (with any luck).

If you have failed time after time, and have been plagued with relentless misfortune, or you are one of the wannabees of the world that never became... this book is for you. The do-it-yourselfer's guide to the unthinkable... a must-read for anyone contemplating the act.

All too often, people rush into suicide without giving any thought to the arrangements they should have made. The Layman's Guide to Suicide eliminates all the guesswork.

From the old standards to the more creative, contemporary, and trendsetting,
this is the complete guide and handbook to doing it... once and for all.

This handy do-it-yourselfer¹s guide provides valuable tips and insights on what to wear, how to plan it, how to do it, how to let others know you did it, and how to let others know they are to blame.

The Layman's Guide to Suicide is loaded with tried and true, sure-fire techniques to insure success, including step-by-step instructions and easy to understand text. The information in this book is presented in a simple, straightforward manner, enabling even the most confused and distraught to follow along with ease.

No matter what state you¹re in, you'll find the information in this book
absolutely indispensable when making your final plans.