I don't own Lord of the Rings or 'I'm dreaming of a White Christmas'.

A/N: Sorry about the lack of updates. Here is 'I'm Dreaming of a Dark Mordor.' It's kinda short.

Lady K= I'm honored that you think I'm the best. But give some credit to my friend Lindelotheleniel who helped me with most of them.

Gamedude, Primo Locho= Good Idea! Hmmmmm. "Gandalf Greyhame's coming to town" would work too. I'll see about it.

Feline Deamon= Ahh! Not the puppy eyes! Lol! Alright, I'll do something to Silver Bells next. Maybe Silver Swords like DragonJewel suggested.

Phantom Ranger Fay= It's kinda weird writing them after Christmas, but I'll try my best.



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I'm dreaming of a dark Mordor,

Just like the ones I used to know.

With the prisoners screaming,

And orc swords gleaming,

To kill men and elves that glow.



I'm dreaming of a dark Mordor,

With every army that I fight.

May your days be dreary and blight.

And may all your Mordor days be night.



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And since we only know two lines to "White Christmas" that's all we could write. Sorry, but hopefully "Silver Swords" will be better.