Hey guys! Sorry if this update took forever, school is killer. Anyway, the other day in gym, a dodge ball whipped into my eye, shoving my glasses into my eyes and then they snapped off my face, luckily not broken. It took me forever to see straight after that. Now, my poor glasses are bent and have to be fixed. Poor me. Yeah and you readers are laughing I can see it now. Who cares! Thank you for the 4 reviews I have and just a reminder, the House polls are continuing until the gang reaches the school. Please send them in.
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The Millennium Items:
Yami-Puzzle
Ishizu-Necklace
Ryou: Ring and Eye
Seto: Rod (Set is Seto's spirit)
Shadi: Key and Scales
Voldemort: (I did tell you he has one, hence the title of this story. He will get 2, but only one belongs to him. If you can guess the name of the NEW item and the one he steals, if he does, you get a cookie and a part in the story (nothing major, just a minor role) IMPORTANT! If you make a guess, you MUST leave an email address. If you don't have email, it will be announced in the story.
Here's the chapter and I don't own yuGiOh or Harry Potter
Chapter 1: Y. Bakura's Triumphant Failure
Pettigrew stared at the tablet. It showed 2 Egyptians battling each other with other ancient writings and pictures around it. Looking for someone able to read all of the hieroglyphic text, he spotted a young woman fixing up another exhibit.
"Excuse me, Miss," stammered Pettigrew, "what is this stone carving?"
"Hello. I am Ishizu Ishtar. Ah, this is the tablet of the nameless Pharaoh. 5000 years ago, the Egyptian Pharaohs and sorcerers used to battle each other using Shadow monsters of immense power. The monsters became very powerful, too powerful and threatened to destroy the world! However, the pharaoh stepped up and locked the magic into the seven Millennium Items. The Millennium Puzzle was the token of kingship in Egypt so it was passed down, pharaoh to pharaoh. The other six items were distributed among his six priests; the High Priest Set with the Millennium Rod, Priest Isis with the Millennium Necklace, Priest Mahado with the Ring, Shada obtained the Key, Akunadin received the Eye, and Karim obtained the Scales."
Pettigrew took in all of this new information. "Why was the Pharaoh nameless?"
"While the Nameless Pharaoh was in power, a thief king with a grudge against the previous pharaoh, stormed the palace and challenged the priests and pharaoh to a battle of monsters. One by one, all but one of the priests died to protect Egypt. The pharaoh destroyed the evil, locking it away forever. To make sure the evil did not return, he erased his memories until the world would need saving again. When he passed on, kingship was granted to Set and he became the new pharaoh. Recently, the descendants of the Millennium Item holders saved the world from evil. The items were destroyed, and the spirits inhabiting them went to rest in peace." Ishizu explained. Her Millennium Necklace was currently in her pocket and she hoped that her lie worked. The Millennium Items had not been destroyed and Yami Yugi did not yet save the world from the evil, whoever or whatever it would be. Pettigrew seemed to buy her answer.
"Thank you for the explanation. Just one more question. Who are the people in the tablet?"
"The one on the left is the High Priest Set. At the time he was under the control of evil, but after that certain evil was destroyed, he went back to the pharaoh's aid. Currently, under evil's control,(1) he is battling the Pharaoh with deadly monsters." Ishizu explained. She was wary of this man's interest with the Items and his rat like appearance didn't make it more convincing.
Pettigrew nodded. "Thank you for your time." He left the room. Ishizu watched him leave and could have sworn he disappeared at the top of the stairs.
It's a good thing he believed my lie. He was too suspicious and curious to give the whole truth. I still wonder if I said too much…
Seto glared at the letter in his hands and then at his pleading little brother.
"Please, Seto, for me?" Mokuba pleaded. He gave his brother the irresistible watery puppy eyes.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"Mokuba, do cows fly?"
"No…WAIT! YES! YES! They did in the Wizard of Oz!" Mokuba cheered.
"Do they in life? REAL life?" asked Seto, smirking.
"…No." said Mokuba, frowning.
"Bingo kiddo."
"Seto? Why not?"
"Mokuba, you know perfectly well that I don't believe in this. Wheeler did it."
"Uh, I don't think…" Mokuba began but Seto cut him off.
"…Mokuba, Wheeler's deadbeat brain would never be able to think of this, I know. FINE! I'll go! But you have to promise that if this is a waste of time, I'll burn your plushies one a day until the humiliation is gone."
"WHAT THE…oh ok." The Kaiba brothers agreed and then Mokuba ran off to lock away his precious plushies.
"Open the window, Marik!"
"Sister no! There is an OWL out there!"
"Yes, and it wants to come in!"
"But-but-but-but!"
"Marik, just because a sparrow dropped it's droppings on you, it doesn't mean that all birds…"
"…ARE EVIL!" cried Marik, covering his ears. He made a rude hand gesture at the owl. Ishizu sighed and opened the window. The owl flew in and landed on the table. Terrified for his hair, Marik jumped under it. The owl dropped the letter it was carrying onto the tabletop and flew away. Marik came out of his hiding and took the letter, looking at it to make sure there were no bird droppings anywhere on it. Then he opened it.
Dear Mr. Ryou Bakura,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You and three other students will join the 6th year class. Term starts September 1st.
(Blah , blah, blah. Read one letter, read them all. We all knew what the rest said anyways)
/Host/
/Yes, thief/
/THERE IS NO WAY IN RA THAT YOU ARE GOING TO SOME PIGWOLF SCHOOL OF VOODOO/
/Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, not Pigwolf of Voodoo/
/Does it matter? NO/
/But if I go, you can learn how to prank Yami Yugi./ Did I just say that?
/I don't care………WAIT WAIT! You are going because I said so! Get packing now/
/I'm glad you see things my way./
/Just start packing or I'll pack you to the Shadow Realm where you have your happytime or whatever you do with your worst nightmares/
/OKAY/ Ryou rushed to work, having more than Shadow Magic than he could handle in one lifetime.
"Shadow powers eh? Monsters that threatened to destroy the world?" asked Voldemort, looking at Peter. Pettigrew had just returned from his encounter with Ishizu and had told him everything she had said.
"Yes, sir. The Millennium Items hold the power of the Shadow Games. They were distributed among the pharaoh and his priests. All but one died, and he went on to claim the throne. It is said that the High Priest Set and the Pharaoh were cousins. (2)
"Where are the items now?"
"There were al destroyed. Ishizu said that the Pharaoh reclaimed his memories and moved on. The items, with no more powers, were destroyed."
"Bah! Doubt it. I bet it's a cover up. I don't think she trusted you very much. Your looks as a rat gave it away! Anyways, go back to the museum. See if you find more information, but NOT from her. She may be suspicious of you. I'll send Malfoy. MALFOY!"
Tall, with long gleaming blond hair (makes thy authoress want to kill him for no reason!), Lucius Malfoy entered, bowing before his master.
"You called, my Lord?"
"Yes, Lucius, go with Wormtail to the Domino Museum, and get information out of the people who work the Egyptian Exhibit. Make sure Wormtail, as a rat is in the room. When you are finished, Wormtail will return to me and you will stay. Any type of Millennium Item activity and you will report it. Pose as a Muggle. Use what recourses they have and find the Millennium Item holders. Don't let them know you're tailing them. Go now!"
At last, thought Voldemort, I will finally have an army, better than these buffoons. Soon, I will control this Shadow magic and the Monsters that dwell in it. Potter and Dumbledore will fall before me! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yugi sat at the bench in the Domino park, waiting for the person to take him around the Wizarding World.
/He's late Yugi./ The ancient pharaoh phased transparently out of the Millennium Puzzle. /I told you, this is a bad idea./
/It is not! I wanted to go, this sounds like a neat idea. Besides, Grandpa thinks so too/
/Well…/
/What could POSSIBLY go wrong/
"Oh great. You." Both turned to see Yami Bakura standing there.
/That, Yugi answers your question./ Yami took over.
"Oh great. Not you.
"I'm assuming you got this letter too, eh Pharaoh?"
"Yes,"
"Oh great. Everywhere I go, dweeb patrol continues." Both tensed spirits turned to see Seto Kaiba glaring at them.
"I thought you didn't believe in magic, Kaiba."
"I didn't. HE did."
"He who?" asked Yami, curiously. Seto sighed, and pulled the Millennium Rod out of his briefcase. It glowed for a moment and then Seto's expression changed. He became a bit taller, his eyes softened a bit and he smiled. (Very un-Setoish)
/WHY? Why must you always come out when I don't want you to/ said Seto through the mental link.
/BECAUSE, other me, that is my cousin, and my enemy. I must give my hated and loved greetings. Just go back into your soul room and do whatever you do on that shiny box thing./
/You mean laptop? Wait. MY ENEMY IS YOUR COUSIN/
/Whatever/ Set looked at Yami. "My pharaoh!" He bowed, sending Seto in his soul room to retch. Seto would never, ever bow down to his enemy.
"Oh, you." Said Yami Bakura. Set glared at him.
"You! Piece of filth! What are YOU doing here?"
"I o glaring one, have gotten a letter like the one Kaiba and the Pharaoh's wimp did, inviting us to a school of magic. I, unlike you shall use this new found knowledge to take control of all of the Millennium Items. The world shall bow down to me!"
/Bakura/
/Can't you see I'm busy/
/LET ME OUT/
/Make me/
/Fine/ Ryou went inside his soul room and pulled out a water gun. Loading it, he fired it. From an outside point of view, Yami Bakura just became very wet. Like Magic! Yami and Set doubled over in laughter. Seto, after forcing Set back into the Rod, regained his composure, and shoved the item back into his briefcase.
"BOO!" Yugi jumped a foot in the air. Ryou squeaked from the surprise. Yugi turned around. Marik was standing behind him.
"Don't do that to me!" Yugi took the Millennium Puzzle off of his neck and whacked Marik with it. Because of his short nature, Yugi missed most of the blows. Marik grabbed the puzzle and threw it.
"BAKURA! Catch!" Yami Bakura quickly took over and caught the Millennium Item. He looked at it for a moment and then his eyes lit up.
"Hahaha! I, the almighty tomb thief, now has the Millennium Puzzle! You will all bow down before me! Hahaha!"
"Oh shut up!" cried Yugi, "Give it back!"
"Make me!" sneered Bakura.
"Fine." Yugi thought it over. "Kaiba?"
"What?" Seto looked down at Yugi who was doing the puppy maneuver.
"Can you get the Puzzle for me, because you're really tall, and I'm…"
"A shrimp?" said Seto, a sneaky smile playing across his face.
"Yea, wait! Please?" He flashed the puppy eyes once more, looking oddly like Mokuba every time he did so. Seto sighed and smacked Bakura in the head. Because of shock he accidentally threw the Puzzle in the air. Yugi would have caught it, if it wasn't for Marik.
"Got it!" he cheered. He didn't have it for long because someone had pried dit out of his hands and said, "who owns this?"
Ok, who has the Puzzle. Who's giving the tour of Diagon Alley to the new students? What houses will the students go to? Please answer in a review. I need House poll answers, or I'll choose randomly, and I really don't want to do that.
Cookies to those who review and if you read the notes before the chapter, you'll know that something else is going on for a review winner.
(1): In the anime it states that Set was an evil sorcerer, well in my happy fic, he WAS evil under the control of an evil sorcerer but a certain someone (not saying who) released him and the evil was destroyed.
(2): Yami (in the past)…his dad was brothers with Akunadin, who is the father of Set. Set never knew that Akunadin was his father.
Another thing, anything I said based on the Millennium Item explanation, is hopefully true. I would be one watching the Memory world when it comes to WB11 and such BUT I moved to PA and I don't have that station anymore. I found a YGO site that has pics of the entire season so I took everything off of that and made my own deductions from there. Sorry to anyone who can prove me wrong. I'm not perfect.
Setoglomper