Zakk: Hahaha so i got a flame. And now folks, as my policy states, i shall either:

1) make fun of it till i'm bored.

2)put them in the story and kill them.

hmm... i think ill pick...BOTH! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Riku: WTF?

Zakk: Now I shall list the flamer's name to start the humiliation! His cursed name is...GameConsoleMaker! Congradulations for humiliating yourself!

Riku: GET ON WITH THE STORY ALREADY!

Zakk: No, I have one more announcement to make. To help a good friend, Ryo and Riku will be together maybe.

Riku: WHAT! NO I'M NOT BEING WITH RYO!

Ryo: cries

Zakk: nvm...STORY TIME!

Then that flamer fell out of the sky.

"FLAMER! Die flamer die!" Sora yelled, slaming him on the head with the keyblade.

"WTF?" everyone said at the same time.

"Here, Sora, let me handle this. After all, he did flame my story." Zakk said.

"OK!" Sora said.

"Ahem...DIE FLAMER DIE!" Zakk yelled, hitting him on the head and casting spells on him.

Cid was still rolling on the floor laughing. Then the flamer died and all was peaceful except for the laughing.

"SHUT UP CID!" Sora yelled, now hitting him on the head.

Suddenly he stopped laughing. Then Leon walked around the corner with some burritos.

"OOH, BURRITOS!" Vincent yelled, stealing the burritos from Leon."HEY!" Leon yelled.

Then they heard a rumble and turned to see Dark Thorn (nobody version of Darkside). It suddenly opened a void and tried to suck Sora and friends in. Hurky got mad and jumped up to its face. Then she started making fun of it. Eventually, the beast tried to stab Hurky with its pointed hands, but she jumped and it stabbed itself in the face. Now Cid was laughing again. Since Leon had just eaten a burrito, he jumped up and farted in Dark Thorn's face to stun him. (completely random...). Then, Sora jumped and did a dramatic move called 'strike raid!' ((Sora: Wait, WTF? I don't have strike raid in or after KH2 and Hurky doesn't love me!))((Too bad, I'm the author! Bwahahahaha!)) Anyway... he didn't die so Sora got mad and stole Cid's pole-thingy from Advent Children((Awesome movie, go rent it!)). Then, he threw it at the nobody symbol on his ugly-as-crap face. It hit the center of the symbol. Then Dark Thorn started crying and ran away.

"WTF just happened?" Sora and Zakk said at the same time.

"Sora, GIMME BACK MY POLE!" Cid yelled.

"Ask Dark Thorn..." Sora mumbled.

"Sora, I hate you..." Cid said.

"Yay!" Sora said.

TBC...

Zakk: Alright so before I published this chapter my friend told me it wasn't a flame. But I still wanted to make fun of him, so I did it anyway. BWAHAHAHAHA RETARD!

Sora and Riku: OOOOOK...