I'll Be your Champion, But Not your Queen
I'll be your Champion
I'll be your friend
But not you queen
Disaster is waiting
Fate is twisting time
To be myself is all I want
Can you accept my choice?
Politics and parties are a bore
Adventure is my life
Besides…
It's hard to imagine myself
Sitting on a throne, with a crown
I don't want power over others
I'd only make arguments worse
Alliances would break
And leave Tortall in a mess
Give me a sword
I'll fight your battles
But give me your heart
I'd only break it
You see I don't want it
Why can't things go back to how they were before?
Before all this talk of marriage
I'll be your Champion
I'll be your friend
But not you queen
Politics and parties are a bore
Adventure is my life
Besides…
It's hard to imagine myself
Sitting on a throne, with a crown
Why can't things go back to how they were before?
Before all this talk of marriage
You see I don't want it…
Obviously!
I don't want power over others
I'd only make arguments worse
Alliances would break
And leave Tortall in a mess
Give me a sword
I'll fight your battles
But give me your heart
I'd only break it
I'm waisting my time
Leave me alone
We don't need to fight anymore
Just go
Go find yourself someone more feminine, Jonathan of Conté