Spider-Man stumbled backwards and landed on his butt. They couldn't be here...it was unreal...how? It wasn't...possible...

"Don't be too surprised, Spider-Man. Get out of that daze. I want you to be fully aware when we're ruining your life."

"How is this possible?" He said, not bothering to get up. "You two hate each other!"

Venom and Carnage looked at each other and gave a hateful smile.

"Business before pleasure." Venom hissed.

"You two try to kill each other all the time! This is crazy!"

"We did, but then Electro came up with this crazy idea." Carnage laughed through his pointed teeth.

"We never could really kill each other with you in the way. So now we can kill each other after we're done working together."

"Ooh yeah! That's stable!"

Electro smiled. "It worked. Still think I'm an idiot?"

"Yeah. There's no way...they hate each other! This makes no sense! It'll never last!"

"Don't be too sure."

"You hate each other, Brock! Are you frigging out of your mind? Wait...don't answer that."

Electro smiled.

"We'll be going now. Give you a little something to worry about."

"Bye-bye, Spidey." Venom waved.

"I wonder what superheroes taste like."

"Nothing too special."

"Yeah, but their blood is fun to smear."

"Especially two at a time." Venom said, winking at Spider-Man.

Then they were gone. They vanished. Now Spider-Man got up. He looked around, brushed himself off, and calmly took in a deep breath. Once he exhaled, he stood there and screamed.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!"

Okay. Spidey stood there, trying to sort this out in a way that made sense.

Electro got Venom and Carnage together.

Venom and Carnage want each other's necks.

Electro is the leader of their trio...that's F'ed up...

And they want me to be miserable...before I die, of course.

And Venom winked at me. WHY did he WINK at me? Isn't this confusing enough?

But I've teamed up with Venom before...against Carnage, too. That's weird. He winked at me...why did he wink?

He winked when he said something about killing superheroes to Carnage.

Two at a time.

Two at a time...two...

God Damn It, I frigging hate puzzles. They suck. They frigging suck.

I can't believe they're actually teaming up...it makes no sense...then again, I basically defy the laws of physics. Nothing makes sense anymore...