A/N: Woo, new chapter! Well that's about all I have to say for myself apart from… thanks to all reviewers, you keep me going!
"OK then…Draco", Harry beamed and then grinned evilly "Would I be pushing it if I called you Drakey Wakey?" He laughed as Draco's face turned red, the ivory haired boy turned to him.
"Who told you about that?"
"I over heard her call it you in the corridor last year" Harry laughed again.
"I and the population of fit slytherin girls hate her, they call her Puggy Pansy" it was Draco's turn to laugh, he loved that name for her... it suited her perfectly.
"Fit Slytherin girls eh Draco?" Harry winked at him.
"Yes, it's what Blaise calls them when he's on a female day" Draco said plainly "I prefer to call them sluts, slags, hookers or desperate bitches" He said with a clear note of bitterness in his voice.
"Why don't you like them?" Harry asked hoping Draco's answer would be 'Because I'm gay Harry' but he knew in his heart it was very unlikely.
"Because they throw themselves at me constantly and well, I don't like it. God I don't even know why they do it, I'm ugly" He said, he had a face like a little kitten left out in the rain and Harry felt like cuddling him when he saw that face.
"You think you're Ugly? You have three quarters of the girls in this school and about a quarter of the guys trying to win your heart, and you think you're ugly?" Harry said to Draco's face.
Draco smiled "Yeah, but I don't want people throwing themselves at me, they don't even know me"
"Hmm, that's why I chose Ginny, She knows me a lot but…now I'm starting to doubt it" Harry said, he had been thinking this for a long time and he couldn't believe he was about to tell Draco Malfoy about it.
"Why? I thought it'd be the wedding of the century; Saviour marries Weasley, Potter welcomed to the family" He said using hands to represent the headline.
"Well, yeah I thought that too but that's all she sees me as the saviour, the hero, not Harry" He said, looking at Hermione who was really giving him evils now.
"Well, maybe you should just talk to her about it" Draco said, at a loss for anything else to comfort or help the boy with.
"What if she takes it the wrong way, she might dump me" Harry asked, he was putting on a concerned face but really, he wanted Ginny to dump him, it would be a relief.
"Well then there's only one solution," Draco said with a smirk.
"What's that then eh?" Harry asked; he hoped it would be a wise crack about Ginny.
"Tell her to go and jack off manly style" Draco smirked again at the shocked look on Harry's face.
"I think I might just do that next time she mentions my fight with Voldemort and the death eaters, all she says is 'Oh Harry you looked so brave and sexy out on that field'" Harry laughed, Draco's face paled a little, but he laughed along with his new found friend.
"So Draco, have you had anyone special since Puggy?" Harry asked casually.
Laughing at the name Draco gave his reply "Nah, I mean, I've was in that relationship because I had an excuse to decline girls. I don't want the same thing again, I'm not really ready"
"So you haven't got your eye on anybody then eh?" Harry pressed mockingly.
"Yeah, I have my eye on someone, but they're way out of my league" He said with a sigh.
"If its Hermione by any chance, you're well in, she fancies the pants off you!" Harry sniggered.
"Ewwwwww; no way!" Draco faked a hurl and laughed along with Harry.
The rest of the lesson was filled with note writing and secret little jokes about Draco and Hermione. That brought Draco and Harry nicely to their Charms Class, which actually made them late as Draco was asking Harry what the fat lady was, so Harry had to show him.
"Right boys, everybody else is working so I'm afraid you two will have to pair up" Professor Flitwick said with a flinch, obviously expecting objections, but all he got was an 'ok professor, what do we do?' from Harry.
"Well, sit down and practise your lie detecting charms on each other," he said with a wary smile.
Draco and Harry practised in an uncomfortable silence, with the whole of the class watching them; Harry decided to break the ice with a question that would make conversation flow easily for a while.
"So how are things at home Draco?" He asked with a smile.
Draco's face reddened with anger "Is that some kind of sick joke!" he shouted at Harry, when all he got was a confused look, he stormed out of the classroom, booting everything he could as he went.
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