A/N: I was very bummed out cause this story is on the verge of ending, so here are some of my crazy ideas to keep the story going:

ME! 2:06 A.M.: esteban won a check for 10,000 dollars but he is no where to be found.

ME! 2:07 A.M.: but this is also funny... who needs boys when you can have pudding!

ME! 2:19 A.M.: haha more funny ridiculous thoughts... moseby sees the twins everywhere, begins to go crazy and is institutionalized, hahaha.

Well you'll be happy to know none of this is in my story but I would seriously digg some pudding right now.

Disclaimer: If I did own The Suite Life and its characters I wouldn't have to keep busy writing fanfics, so once again I do not own it.

Mommy Dearest

Excitement rushed through the twins as they told Arwin that they had set up the perfect woman as a date for tomorrow. Little did Arwin know that when the boys said perfect, they really meant perfect.

"Okay Arwin, the reservations at the Tipton's restaurant has been made. Now all you have to do is meet you're mystery woman five minutes before you're mom arrives," Cody informed Arwin, keeping 'the new girlfriend' confidential.

The next day Zack and Cody we're ready for action. They rode the elevator down to the lobby in order to make their way to the restaurant. They had to get a seat close enough to Arwin in order to eavesdrop, after what they went through to set this up, it was a must.

Just as they stepped out of the elevator Maddie was on her way to the Candy Counter to begin her shift. She was wearing a pair of bedazzled jeans and a pink tee that read Truly yours. Truly mine Zack thought to himself. She had just reached the counter when Moseby approached her.

"Maddie, you are aware that we have a strict uniform policy, right?" he began to lecture.

"Oh of course Mr. Moseby," she replied, "My uniform is in my bag." She pointed her backpack. "I'm about to go change."

"Very well, as long as you are aware." Moseby nodded as he began to walk away.

The boys managed to sneak into the restaurant unnoticed and the nabbed the perfect table. It was close to the table where Carey sat waiting for Arwin, yet it was still quite hidden. Arwin walked in and looked at Zack and Cody as they pointed to the table where their mom was sitting. A look of surprise and delight painted his face. He seated himself.

"Wow Carey, you look, wow," Arwin said trying to keep himself up.

"You look pretty handsome yourself," she replied truthfully.

"Anything to please mom, I mean—"

"That's sweet. You don't know how much I'd pay to hear my boys say that" she chuckled.

"I umm, I wanted to uh, thank you for helping me out and…" Arwin stuttered.

"It's no problem Arwin. You know what they say… if a friend ever needs your help you should try to be as good a friend as they are and help them out." She repeated her cliché.

With that Arwin spotted his mother rolling in on her wheelchair. He got up to assist her but she refused.

"Hello Arwin honey," she said as she reached the table.

"Hi mom," Arwin waved.

"And who might this classy woman be?" his mother asked, referring to Carey.

"Mother, this is my girlfriend Carey," he uttered. The word 'girlfriend' felt so foreign to him.

"Nice to meet you"

The waiter arrived handing the three of them menus.

"So how long have you two been dating?" Arwin's mother asked.

"Three weeks" Carey replied at the exact same time Arwin said "six months". Zack and Cody, who were listening from afar, put their hands to their foreheads. He was doomed.

"Well it's been three weeks, but it's been so wonderful it feels like six months," Carey clarified as she placed her hand over Arwin's hand. He had to keep himself from melting right on the spot.

"I see. And how did you meet?"

"Well I stay at the hotel, see I'm the Cabaret singer, and on my first week here my toilet wasn't functioning properly," she began. Arwin shot a worried look at her and she immediately got the idea. "and well I was passed from one hotel engineer another, and no one was willing to help me, so I took it up with the Assistant Manager Arwin here… and it was love at first sight." She felt really awkward after telling that story but Arwin smiled at her gratefully.

"Assistant Manager, Arwy? I'm impressed. To tell you the truth Arwin dear, I was afraid you wouldn't be able to support yourself with out me. But now I see that your career is advancing and you have a wonderful woman who loves you. You have made me very proud." Arwin's mom looked as if she was about to cry, luckily the waiter arrived just in time to take everyone order.

Once the three finished placing their orders, Arwin pulled the waiter aside and asked him to deliver something to the twins at the other table. The waiter kindly obliged. The boys received rolled up little paper. When they unrolled it they found $10 and a note that read:

You deserve it!

"Looks like our work here is done," Zack announced to his brother Cody as they walked out of the restaurant.

Within minutes Zack and Cody were back in the lobby.

"So what should we do now?" Cody wondered out loud.

"Psssst! Little blonde peoples." Someone called out.

"What was that?" Cody questioned.

"It came from that bush" Zack replied pointing to the bush near the entrance of the Tipton. As they came closer Esteban head popped out from behind the bush.

"What are you doing hiding behind a bush Esteban?" asked Cody.

"I need your help" he responded.

Profits are finally rolling in for Zack and Cody but will they be able to keep it up?

A/N: wow it is 5:12 in the morning and I am swamped. There are only about 2 more chapters left to this story and I hope to get them done as soon as possible. But for now… Please Review. If I was a paint brush reviews would be the colorful paint I would use to create my masterpiece. Yeah that "metaphor" wasn't too good but can you blame me its past 5am.