The wind blew through Buffo's flawless straight golden hair as he patrolled through the graveyard. Something felt eerie tonight, as if something evil lurked through the shadows of Sunnydale attempting to impend doom on all human kind, but then again this was the Hellmouth.
"It's probably nothing," Buffo thought as he looked at Xandrina, "Nothing I can't handle". Xandrina eyes darted from side to side scanning the perimeter. She forced a smiled back at him, trying to hide her fear of all things fanged, Chihuahuas included. She gripped her stake just a little harder, took a deep breath, and continued two steps behind Buffo.
"Y-you know, maybe we should just, um… go home," Xandrina stammered staring directly at Buffo's Shoes, "I mean nothing seems to be going o-ahhh!"
Just then an enormous green purple spotted beast leaped on Xandrina knocking her morbidly obese body over. She wailed like a Banshee and flailed her arms and legs in a failed attempt to injure her attacker. She merely looked like a cross between a turtle on its shell and a cockroach that had been sprayed with RAID.
Buffo cleared his throat as if to announce his presence," Get off of her you miscreant or I will destroy you with my massive, yet seductive, muscles of doom!"
Buffo stood on a hill, his long tresses flowing in the wind as he ripped his white shirt open to reveal a chest covered with perfectly placed hair that glittered in the moonlight. One arm was on his hip and the other held a wooden stake that was ready to strike. He looked like an exact replica of the men you see on the covers of Romance novels.
The creature took one look at the glorious Buffo and with a howl that sounded like a hurt pup he dashed into the wilderness. Buffo walked over to Xandrina and let out a victorious laugh. Then he pulled her to her feet with a single perfectly manicured pinky.
"Wow B, what do you think that was?" said Xandrina
"Does it really matter? You know I always save the day, always. Now where's my cherry lip balm?"
Buffo searched through the pockets of his incredibly ass flattering pants.
"Ah there we go perfectly moisturized ruby lips once more."
And with that said they wrapped up the night and headed back home.
A/N: First Fanfic, please R and R. No flames please.