Chapter Four- The meeting and the phone call from hell...
Me: Yessssssss it's chapter four!
Kai: What's so special about it?
Me: Silly kai, you all get to meet my best friend Elisa... The one and only Biscuit whore!
Kai: Not her...
Me: Me and Elisa will be doing a special "Robert uncouth counter" during the next few chapters. We'll be counting how many times he says it... And since you love Elisa so much Kai, you can read the disclaimer so she will be happy. And I won't get in trouble.
Kai:sighs: fine. BXR doesn't own anything... especially Beyblade
Me: Listen to him... for he is all knowing and great!
Elisa :comes out of nowhere: Good boy Kai :)
Me:THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE FEW PEOPLE WHO GAVE ME REVIEWS! I greatly appreciated it ;) Now, ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Recap-
Anyway... we all packed our stuff and took off in Enrique's hot air balloon plane."
Chapter start
I wasn't a fan of flying and it didn't help that there was a thunderstorm going on while we were flying,
"Is is really safe to be flying this thing during a thunderstorm?" Ray asked.
"Oh relax, you'll be fine," Oliver assured.
"Enrique, do you have a lisence to fly this?" I questioned.
"Uh... maybe?" He smirked.
"Here we are, Robert's family mansion. Please fasten your seatbelts and thank you for flying 'Air Oliver'," Oliver announced.
"Why does it have to be 'Air Oliver'? It's my plane and I say it's 'Air Enrique'!" Enriquie argued.
"Because 'Air Oliver' sounds better!"
"So? It's my plane! So I say it's 'Air Enrique'!"
"Oliver!"
"Enrique!"
"Oliver!"
"Enrique!"
"Does it matter?" I asked. "Just land the plane and take me inside before I get sick."
We got out of the plane and walked towards the castle.
"It's dark and creepy... I like it," I commented, looking up a the castle.
"Are you sure that it isn't Count Dracula's castle?" Tyson asked.
"It's been in his family for generations," Oliver informed.
when we got inside, we were greated by a guy in a penguin suit, I think normal people call them "butlers".
"Hello Gustav," Olvier greated.
"Master Oliver, Master Enrique, what a surprise," he replied.
"We came to see Robert, there are some people we want him to meet," Enrique explained.
"Right this way sirs."
The penguin man lead us inside and into the dinning room. There, they fed us GERMAN BISCUITS! Tyson and I inhaled most of them.
"Fatass..." Kai growled.
I threw a biscuit at him.
"Shut the fuck up Kai."
"Hey, at least Elisa isn't here," Ray pointed out. (Elisa: Hey! That's me! Me: See, I said you'd be in this chapter... duh duh duh!)
"Yeah," Max agreed. "We don't call her the 'Biscuit whore' for nothing..."
"Where is Robert?" Oliver asked.
"The master is currently um... busy right now," The penguin replied.
"You mean he's in the bathroom?" Tyson asked.
"Noooo... I get what he's saying," Enrique smirked. "Busy." He used his fingers to make quotes in the air.
"You mean he has other guests?" Olvier asked, the only reasonable guess...
"Yes he does," the penguin answered.
Meanwhile... the insults were still flying back and forth between me and Kai.
"DICKHEAD!" I snapped.
"FUCKFACE!"Kai yelled.
"COCK SUCKER:
"MOTHERFUCKER!"
"ASSHOLE!"
"DIRTY TWAT!"
"WASTE OF SEMAN!"
"I HOPE YOU DIE!"
"Same back to you asswhipe!"I finsihed. I got up and went to go leave.
"Where are you going?" Ray asked.
"To the bathroom," I answered calmly. I left and wandered around to find a bathroom.
"Are they ever not arguing?" Enrique asked.
"Rarely... and it takes forever for them to stop arguing when they do argue," Max explained.
"We're pretty used to it by now...," Tyson added.
(Back to me!)
I finally found a bathroom and went inside. I just needed to splash some water on my face and listen to my iPod for a minute. It was one of those iPods that could identify exactly what mood you were in and make a playlist to fit it exactly. (A.N, I know there isn't an iPod like that, so just bare with me here.) I expected to hear "Right now", by Korn (if you heard the song, you'd know why). But I didn't. Instead I heard something completely different. "When Love and Death Embrace", by HIM (once again, if you heard the song, it explains everything). I shut it off and put it back in my pocket.
"Hm, prolly defective..."
I walked out of the bathroom... and got completely and totally lost... After wandering around aimlessly, I fell down a trap door. The door led to a giant tunnel slide.
"THIS IS SO FUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!" I yelled as I went down the slide.
The slide finally stopped and I came out of a chimney into a room with 2 teenage boys playing chess, one of whom I assumed was Robert.
"Are you Robert?" I asked the boy who I thought was Robert. He had purple hair and pretty fancy looking clothes.
"Yes, who are you?" He asked. "And don't you know how uncouth it is to slide down people's chimneys and disrupt their chess games?"
"Uncouth? Who uses that word?" I got up and brused myself off. The other boy smirked.
"You still haven't told us who you were."
"ooooh yeah... I'm Nicole. I came here with Oliver and Enrique. They saw someone n my team blade and they thought we were the greatest things ever. So they brought us here to meet Robert. The only reason why I came down your chimney was because I got lost on my way back from the bathroom and I fell down a trap door." I walked over to the other boy.
"Even though I already kow who you are, it would still be polite for you to introduce yourselfm wouldn't it?" I asked, playing with his hair, which was the same style as Hiei's from Yu Yu Hakusho, except it was a reddish color.
"Yes Johnathan," Robert agreed. "Stop being so impolite and so..."
"Uncouth?"
"Yes! Uncouth!"
"Fine," the other boy sighed. "I'm Johnny McGreggor, and how do you know who I am?"
"My twin brother has your picture somewhere in his room. I think you're like his idol or something... my brother is rather strange..." I replied. I sat down in a chair that was in between Robert and Johnny.
"Oooh, chess. How amazing...Who's winning?"
"Not me...," Johnny growled.
"I can tell..."
"You suck Johnny," I laughed after Robert beat him for the 5th time.
"Oh, do you think you can do better?" He asked, his temper rising slowly.
"Yeah, I can."
I beat Johnny, in about 7 moves. (I'm not actually this good at chess in real life. I don't think I've ever won / lol)
"well Johnathan, all things being fair... you lose. I do believe I've had more intense chess matches with a 10 year old."
"You brat!" He yelled.
"Carrot top!"
"Freak!"
"Uncouth simpleton!"
"You sound like Robert!"
"Well you sound like a monkey!"
"Well, you're hot!"
"Well you're-"
'THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH OF THIS UNCOUTHNESS!" Robert yelled before I could finish my sentance, which consisted of 'wait, what?'
Just then my cell phone rang... it was my best friend Elisa.
"Yossss wassup sonn?" I asked.
"Nothing much, where are you?" She answered.
"Germany, chillen with a few of the beyblade champs from Europe."
"Germany? The fuck are you there for?"
"A pit stop on the way to Russia. I'm bringing back some nic German biscuits, you freaking biscuit whore."
"Niceeeee. So who are you with?"
"Robert and Johnny, they're supposed to be two of the European champs."
"Robert's the one with the purple hair and Johnny is the one that your brother is probably gonna go gay for soon right?"
"Yeah, that's basically it." I started laughing. Elisa was so... out there sometimes.
"Johnny actually isn't that bad looking," she announced.
"Yeah, you got a point. Elisa, what does 'uncouth' mean?" I asked.
"Uncouth? It means like uncivilized or unrefined. Why?"
"Robert called me uncouth because I slid down his chimney and disrupted his and Johnny's chess game."
"Ask him why the fuck that makes you so uncouth! The fat ass in the red suit does it ever year and no one calls him uncouth!" She seemed slightly irritated. This could only get worse...
I held my hand over the mouth piece on the phone.
"Robert, my best friend wants to know why the fuck sliding down your chimney makes me so uncouth Santa does it every year and no one calls him uncouth."
"Because it's very uncouth to interupt people's chess games. And it's extremely uncouth to slide down people's chimneys when you don't know them," he explained as-a-matter-of-factly.
I told Elisa what Robert had said.
"Tell him Santa doesn't know us, yet he still slides down people's chimneys without being uncouth," she replied.
"Robert, my best friend says 'Santa doesn't know us, yet he still slides down people's chimneys without being uncouth'," I relayed.
'THAT'S A LIE!" Robert yelled. "santa knows everyone!"
"He says Santa knows everyone..."
"Riiiiiight..." Elisa began. "Ask him what makes him so couth."
"Elisa wants to know what makes you so couth," I told Robert.
"I am a nobleman. Therefore I am more couth than you could ever hope to be," he answered proudly.
"He says he's a nobleman and he's more couth than we could ever hope to be."
"Tell him I said, yup... mmmhmmmmm... suuuuure."
"She says, ' yup... mmmhmmmmm... suuuuure'," I explained.
"Is she defying me?" Robert asked.
"Are you defying him?" I was trying sooo hard not to laugh. Elisa is pretty good at this.
"Yeah, I'm defying him. What the hell is he gonna do about it?" She asked.
"She said yes, she is defying you, what the hell are you gonna do about it?"
"How dare she speak to me in such a manner?" Robert exclaimed.
"He says how dare you speak to him in such a manner."
"Tell him that he likes it in the pooper," Elisa explained wiht a smirk in her voice/
"What!" I asked.
"You heard me, " she assured.
"Robert, Elisa says, that you like it in the pooper."
"I what?" He asked, as if no one as ever said this to him before.
"He says ,'I what?'," I told Elisa.
She sighed, "I'm gonna go play Baulder's Gate. Give him one more message for me."
"Ok , what is it?" I asked.
"Tell him I have gone to slay dragons on the Baulder's Gate video game and that I rfuse to continue a conersation with an uncouth simpleton such as himself. I'll call you in about 3-4 hours, ok?"
"Okee dokee, bye-bye." We hung up.
"Robert, she had to leave, but she told me to give you one more message. She said that she was going to go slay dragons and that she refused to continue a conversation with an uncouth simpleton such as yourself."
"Grrr...," Robert growled. I guess he wasn't used to being talked to like that. He'll have to get used to it fast because I DOUBT that Elisa was only going to call me once while I was at Robert's.
Robert and Johnny kept playing chess, with Johnny losing every round. After 5 more games, the penguin man came in.
"Sorry to interupt sir, but you have guest to see you."
"Send them in," Robert commanded.
The penguin man left and Enrique, Oliver, Ray, Max, Kenny, and Kai walked in.
"Oliver, and Enrique. Good, you made it," Robert greeted.
"We didn't want to interupt anything because we thought you were doing somthing important," Oliver explained.
"But we were wrong. You were only with Johnny, not like that's important," Enrique teased.
"Humph," Johnny pouted.
"Sorry you guys aren't properly introduced, this is Johnny McGreggor."
"The Johnny McGreggor? From the Royal McGreggor clan in Scotland?" Kenny asked,
"Yup, that's him," I answered. I walked up to Johnny and pinched his cheek. "Isn't he just the cutest thing?"
"You're... touching... me..." he groaned.
"Hey, where's the fat ass?" I asked.
As if right on cue, there was a screaming heard and Tyson came out of the same chimney that I came out of.
"How very uncouth," Robert stated.
"HA! YOU ADMITTED IT!" I yelled.
"Admitted what?"
"That Santa was uncouth!"
"I see no Santa, all I see is a quite large boy with a red shirt."
"Still, he's fat, and he's wearing red. It's Santa, and YOU said he was uncouth!"
Everyone looked at Johnny all confuzzled-like.
"Don't ask...It's a loooooong story."
After minutes of arguing, the Penguin came in.
"Dinner is served sir."
"Excellent!" Robert explained. "We must to go the kitchen and have yum-yums!"
"YAYYYYY FOOOOOOOOD!"Tyson yelled.
He went to run out the door but I tripped him.
"Ladies first, pigs later."
"That was quite uncouth," Robert announced.
I looked Robert dead in the eye with my most serious face and said in my most serious voice,
"Go find someone to give it to you in the pooper."
I got up to go to the kitchen, but the straps of my pants got caught on the chair and I fell. I landed on the floor onto something pretty soft. I immediatly thought it was Tyson but hey, we can't always be right. It turns out that I landed on Kai in a rather um... awkward position. I was laying down right on top of Kai facing him and he was on the floor facing me. No one said anything for what seemed like hours... Even though it was about 15 seconds. The two of us just sat there and stared at eachother, too shocked to say anything.Everyone left for dinner and Kai finally pushed me off of him quite violently.
"Ow bitch, you didn't have to push me!" I yelled.
"Well it didn't look like you were going to get up any time soon!" He yelled back.
The insults flew back and forth for what seemed like forever.
"AT LEAST I DON'T WEAR PAINT ON MY FACE TO COVER UP FOR THE FACT THAT I'M UGLY!" I yelled.
"WELL AT LEAST I'VE DATED SOMEONE!"He defended. Oh snap... now he crossed the line. Yeah, I've never sated anyone, and I hate it when it gets brought up. I almost dated someone once... but we're not going to talk about that...
"Take... that... BACK FUCKER!"
"MAKE ME BITCH!"
I couldn't take it anymore. I threw myself at Kai and proceeded to punch the crap out of him. He actually hit me back too, which suprised me. Ray must've noticed that I was gone and he came back to see us fighting. He pulled me off of Kai.
"GODDAMMIT RAY LET ME GO! LET ME FUCKING KILL HIM!" I yelled.
"Nicole, calm down, now," he ordered.
Kai was wiping the blood from his lip. He had a busted lip a few decent bruises. I had a minor black eye and a huge gash on my cheek.
"Both of you, in hte kitchen, now," Ray ordered.
We walked in the kitchen without saying another word.
Me:Chapter 4 has come to a close, Elisa, what is the "Robert uncouth count" for this chapter?
Elisa: The "Robert uncouth count" for this chapter was... 6!
Me: That's it? It seemed like so much more...
Kai: You made me seem like an asshole in this chapter. I'm not that bad in real life.
Me: I know that Kai. It's all part of the plot. heh heh heh...
Elisa: If you're not that mean in real life, then you wouldn't hit a girl?
Kai: No, I wouldn't
Elisa: Awww... Kai's afraid to hit girls!
Kai:eye twitches:
Elisa:proceedes in teasing Kai:
Kai:hits Elisa with a stick and knocks her out:
Me: Anyway... read and review my beautious people!
Max: The word of the day is "pie"... :goofy grin: