Chapter Five: Dinner, Randomness,andthe battle

Me: "Tis the chapter of the number five!

Elisa: And we will once again be doing the "Robert Uncouth counter"

Kai: You better not make me seem like an asshole in this chapter too...

Me: Oh puhshnah Kai! Not in this chapter... I think

Elisa: She's saving your true evil-ness for the chapter after this one!

Kai: Fine... no disclaimer for you!

Me:Fine... BE THAT WAY! Robert, will you read the disclaimer for me?

Robert: No! I refuse to read a disclaimer for an uncouth simpleton such as yourself!

Me:pouts:

Hot mystery voice: I'll read the disclaimer for you!

Me and Elisa: YAY!

HMV: beyondxredemption doesn't own Beyblade, even though she wants to... She also doesn't own Nelly, or the song "Hot in Hurr"

Me: Excellent... NOW ON WITH THE STORY!

Recap: "Both of you, in the kitchen, now," Ray ordered.

We walked in the kitchen without saying another word.

Chapter Start

"Wow Nicole, what happened to you?" Tyson asked.

"If you want to keep your hands... I suggest you don't ask that again..." I warned.

After everyone finished dinner, Tyson decided to confront Robert about his re-match.

"So, we finally meet again Robert."

"Do I know you?" He asked.

"You don't remember me?"

"Obviously not..."

"Take a reeeeally good look, then tell me you don't remember me."

"It is very uncouth to make people believe that they know you, when they really don't."

'What is it with him and that word?'

"Wait, I remember you now!" He exclaimed. "Did we battle and you lost absolutely pathetically?"

"Yeah, basically," I agreed.

"I demand a re-match!" Tyson exclaimed.

"No," Robert declined.

"'No'? What do you mean no?"

"When I battle someone and they lose, they become dead to me. And it is very uncouth to battle dead people."

"Tyson's dead?" Max asked.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" I screamed. "TYSON'S A ZOMBIE!" I clinged to Ray's arm. "Save me Ray!"

"Are you scared to battle me?" Tyson asked.

"Robert snapped his head around. "Let's do dis shit."

Ray and I looked at each other and tried no to laugh. We walked though a hallway filled with suits of armor and stuff like that. Robert pulled out a beyblade from his pocket.

"STARE IN AWE AT THE MIGHTY GRYFFOLIAN! GAZE AT IT'S SHEER MIGHTY-NESS! YOU CAN'T CAN YOU? BECAUSE IT'S TOO MIGHTY FOR YOUR UNWORTHY EYES!"

"It's purple..." Tyson added.

"Gryffolian has been passed down through many generations. It started with my great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,-"

(30 minutes and 30 greats later...)

"And that is how I came to posses the might Gryffolian."

"HA!" Johnny laughed. "What a stupid story, If I had a nickel for every time I heard that story, I'd be richer than I already am!"

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard that story... I'd have one nickel..." Max smiled.

"Way to point out the obvious Max..." Kenny muttered.

"I think we should raise the stakes a little for this match," Johnny suggested.

"What do you mean?" Tyson asked,

"Like you beat me to get to Robert."

"Fine! I challenge you!" Ray challenged.

"Nonsense! You are too mediocre for me! I shall choose a worthy opponent." He pointed to Kai.

"I challenge you!"

"To what?" Tyson asked,

"YU-GI-OH!" Max exclaimed. :Yu-Gi-Oh music plays and Seto Kaiba appears:

"MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!" He laughed maniacly. "I shall rule the world!"

"No..." I shook my head.

"No?"

"You're not doing it right... it's :laughs more maniacally than Kaiba:"

:Kaiba disappears out of fright:

"Anyway... I challenge you to a beybattle!"

"Wow, way to point out the obvious," Max began. "We kinda figured that Johnny would challenge him to a beybattle."

"Yeah, but last time he wasn't specific enough, you saw what happened," I pointed out/

"Maybe if he isn't pacific again, PIKACHU WILL COME!"

"It's 'specific' Max..." Kenny corrected.

"No thanks Johnny," Kai replied coldly.

"Why not?" Johnny asked.

"Because I have to time to battle with losers like you."

"How DARE you call me a loser!"

"Seems someone forgot their meds today..."

"YOU'RE MINE!"

"Why did that sound so wrong?" Max asked:everyone ignores Max:

"What are you, scared?" Johnny asked.

Kai stopped and turned around.

"Show me what choo got foo!"

"Yeah bitch! My mad bladin' skillz be off the heazy!"

"Johnny..." I called.

"Yeah?"

"No,... just... no..." I shook my head.

We all walked to Robert's training room. The celing was reeally tall.

"Wowwww... it's big," I exclaimed. I looked up to try to see the top of the celing but I fell over. Thankfully Ray caught me.

"Nicole, that was something I expected Max to do..."

Johnny held out his beyblade for us to marvel over like Robert did with his. He told a story similar to Robert's, except it was shorter and more violent.

"And I thought Robert was bad..." Tyson muttered.

"I'll referee," Enrique offered.

"And I'll announce," Oliver added.

"Ready? 3-2-1-LET IT RIP!"

Johnny and Kai launched their beyblades into the dish. I honestly didn't know who to cheer for. Kai was my team captain, but I liked Johnny better than Kai. Now that I think of it, I liked everyone better than Kai...

"And they waste no time sending out their bit beasts,"Oliver announced. "Oh what pretty colors they are! They even match their blades! They're still not as pretty as my Unicolyon though."

"Oliver!" Robert yelled. "Stop talking about the colors of their bit beasts and start announcing the match!"

"Hmph,. some people just don't appreciate an artist's opinion."

"Things are gonna get pretty hot in here Chief," Dizzi announced.

"IT'S GETTIN HOT IN HERE!" Enrique sang. "So take off all your clothes!"

"I am getting so hot ! I wanna take my clothes off!" Oliver added.

"Please don't..." Tyson begged.

Dizzi was right though. It did get hotter once Johnny and Kai sent out their bit beasts, since they were both fire types. (Max: That sounds like something from Pok'emon! Me:sweat drop:) The temperature rose from 60-what seemed like 120 degrees. I was never very good with heat. I got lightheaded and it became harder for me to breathe. I grabbed onto Ray's shoulder so I wouldn't fall over.

"Nicole. are you ok?" He asked.

Before I could answer, everything went black...

Me:sigh: another chapter over once more... Elisa, what is the "Robert unocuth counter" for this chapter?

Elisa: The "Robert Uncouth Counter" is...2?

Me: 2? What do you mean 2? It seems like it was 75894758749Y574937790U7878768.

Kai: Since when are Y and U numbers?

Me: Since I say they are! You wouldn't understand! It's an inside joke.

Kai: I actually liked this chapter. You didn't over exaggerate my personality.

Me: Yeah, if you liked this one, you'll hate the next one... I make you seem horrible!

Kai: Great...

How horrible will Kai be? What happens when I wake up? Since when are Y and U numbers? And who is the Hot Mystery Voice? Read and Review to find out! HAHAHAHA!