Chapter 10-Elisa, the Pedophile, and the D-Boyz
Me: Chapter 10! Elisa, NOW you're in the story.
Elisa: YESSSSSSSS
Kai: Great...
Me: And so is Tala
Tala: YEAH KID!
Me: ARE YOU HAPPY ROBERT? THERE'S NO UNCOUTH COUNTER FOR THIS CHAPTER!
Robert: Finally...
Elisa: Just kidding... :smirks:
Robert: Hmph... :mutters: barbarians...
Me: KAI! DISCLAIMER!
Kai: BXR does not own beyblade,007, Mortal Kombat, or mOBSCENE, by Marilyn Manson
Me: Yup... I got nothing!
Recap:Mr. D got us another bus and we drive to the airport to pick up Elisa.
Chapter Start
Elisa's flight was coming in at noon.
"I think I see her!" Max exclaimed after 10 minutes of waiting.
He was right, I looked up and there was my best friend. She looked no different than she did the last time I saw her. She had black hair that just barely reached her shoulders, brown eyes that changed random colors for no reason, a mindless self indulgence shirt and Tripp pants. She was carrying 3 suitcases, another on her back, and another on her shoulders.
"ELISA!" I yelled.
I ran up to her and hugged the life out of her.
"Jeeze kid, what did you bring?"
"Clothes, CDs, uh... stuff... and my bass guitar," she answered, checking the items off on her fingers.
"You brought your bass guitar?"
"Yeah, and my amp too."
I hugged her again.
"I effing missed you kid!"
"I missed you too! Even though I talked to you like yesterday."
"Yeah, but I haven't seen you in like 2 months."
When we stopped hugging, Kai walked up behind me, put his arms around me, and started kissing me neck.
"No Kai! Down! Down boy! Not now! Later!" I yelled.
"Eh... fine..." He Growled. He stopped the kissing but still held onto me.
Elisa looked at me, then Kai, then back to me. "Are you 2?"
"Going out?" I finished. "Yeah."
Her eyes lit up like a little kid who was given everything they wanted in the world for Christmas, an entire candy store, and was told they could live at Disney World.
"OH MY GOD!" She tackled me onto the ground into a big hug. "Do you know how long I've been waiting for this day? YOU 2 MAKE ME SO HAPPY! I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW KNOWING THAT THE TWO IF YOU ARE DATING! MY LIFE'S WORK IS COMPLETE!" We got up from the ground and she gave me a huge kiss on the cheek. "I love you." She walked up to Kai. "And I love you." She kissed him on the cheek and he looked at her rather strangely.
"Elisa, you already know the losers on my team," I spoke.
"Unfortunately," she sighed.
I brought her over to Johnny.
"Elisa, this is Johnny."
"So you're the ex-boyfriend?" She asked him.
"Uh... yeah, that's me," he answered.
"So tell me, was Nicole really that bad of a girlfriend that you broke up with her after 5 days?"
"No, it was a long distance thing..."
"I know, she already told me. Nicole would've made a bad wife if you 2 ever got married anyway. She can't cook, she's lazy, she doesn't clean, she doesn't know how to work a washing machine or a dryer, and using a dishwasher is rocket science to her."
"Elisa, I'm a drummer," I explained. "Everything is rocket science to me..." (A.N. Nothing against drummers, I really do play the drums. The rocket science thing is an inside joke) "And aren't you Ms. Self-esteem-booster?"
"How uncouth," Robert began. "I thought you and your team were uncouth Nicole, but your friend is far worse."
Elisa glared at him and I smirked evilly.
"Elisa, meet Robert."
Elisa returned the smirk. "So this is the guy who thinks he's God and everyone else isn't good enough to walk on the same ground as him?"
"Yup, that's Robert."
Everyone just stared at the two of them knowing an argument would break out soon.
"Elisa, I have a present for you," I began. I pulled out a bag. "German biscuits."
"YEAH SOONNNNNNNNNN!" She yelled. Elisa snatched the bag from my hand and began eating the biscuits in a Tyson-like manner.
"How rude and uncouth," Robert scoffed.
Uh-oh, here it comes...
Elisa just glared at him. "Fuck you."
"How dare you talk to me that way!" Robert yelled.
And then... the insults came...
"PURPLE-HAIRED FAGGOT!"
"SIMPLETON"
"FREAK!"
"UNCOUTH BARBARIAN!"
"YOU'RE FAT! GO EAT SOMETHING!"
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME IN SUCH AN UNCOUTH MANNER?" Robert yelled.
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" I ordered. "Gosh..."
"My mommy says that the All Starz wanted to see us," Max told us.
"Yeah, Lee said that the White Tigers wanted to see us too," Ray added.
All of us walked to the park where we decided to meet.
"Hey, I think I hear Michael!" Tyson announced.
"Who can't?" I asked. "He's almost as loud as you..."
Sure enough, there was Mr. Egotistical himself, the rest of the All Starz, and the White Tigers.
"MARIAH!" I yelled.
"NICOLE!" She yelled back.
The two of us lunged at eachother, nothing unusual there.
"I missed you kid!" I laughed.
"I missed you too. Ray told me everything, congratulations on dating Kai." She whispered the last part.
"Did he now? Raymond... who else did you tell?"
"The rest of the White Tigers..." he answered.
"Anyone else?"
"Your brother..."
"You told...MY BROTHER?"
"Maybe..."
The last thing I needed was for my brother to find out I was dating one of his best friends.
"Elisa, I have to introduce you to everyone. You already know the White Tigers. This is Michael, Emily, Eddy, Steve, Oliver, and my Enrique-poo."
"HA! I get a pet name!" Enrique exclaimed.
"And we should be jealous why?" Oliver asked.
Enrique walked over to Elisa and put his arm around her. "So, are you busy tonight?"
"Now that you mentioned it," she began. "Yeah, I am."
"Ohhhhh BURN!" I laughed.
"Shut DOWN" Johnny added.
"She's got a boyfriend kid, so don't get your hopes up."
"So?" Enrique questioned. "I've dated multiple girls at once."
"Yeah, but that's different..."
We chilled with the Majestics, White Tigers and All Starz for a little while before we left to go find our hotel.
"How the fuck do you read this map?" Elisa snapped. "It's in like, German or something."
"It's Russian," Kenny corrected.
"Whatever. It's all Greek to me..."
"But Kenny just said it was Russian..." Max pointed out.
"Max, save your breath and shut up..." I ordered.
Kai ripped the map from Elisa's hands, which caused her eye to twitch with a little bit of anger.
"Our hotel is that way," Kai pointed.
"How the fuck can you read that?" Elisa asked.
"I'm Russian."
"But you're not going anywhere," Max began. "How can you be rushin' if you're not going anywhere?"
"Max, what did I say about shutting up?" I snapped.
Max dropped the conversation.
"What's that?" Tyson asked, pointing to a monastery looking building off in the distance.
"That's Balkov Abbey," Kenny explained. "They train young boys to be expert beybladers while improving their physical endurance. It's also the home of the World Champions, the Demolition Boys."
"Wanna go check it out?" I asked Elisa.
"Sure, sounds fun," she agreed.
Elisa jumped on my back, piggy-back style. "TO THE ABBEY! AWAYYYYYY!"
I collapsed under her weight. She wasn't fat, I just wasn't prepared for that.
"Ouch..."
"Ooops... sorry."
"It's ok," I began, getting up. "Wanna give me fair warning next time?"
"Sure, race you there?"
"You're on biatch!"
She ran off and I ran after her.
"HEY! That's no fair! I'm asthmatic!"
"Fine, wanna walk instead?" She stopped running and I caught up to her.
"Yeah..." I panted. "Sounds like a good idea..."
We waited for the rest of my team to catch up and we continued walking to the Abbey.
"Where are we going?" Ray asked.
"The Abbey," I answered.
"Why?" Kenny questioned.
"I dunno," Elisa replied. "Looks cool I guess..."
The guys just went long with it. They were kinda afraid of attempting to defy us. When we got to the Abbey, we walked around the outside for a while.
"Wow, this place is big," Elisa commented.
"Yeah," I agreed. "I'd prolly get lost inside."
"Nicole, that's not saying much, you did get lost in my bathroom..."
"So..."
Just then, an older guy came out of the Abbey.
"What are you kids doing out here?"
"Just exploring..." Tyson answered.
"Yes, aren't you kids from the Bladebreakers team?"
"Yup, that's us."
"Well then come in. Come in and warm up a little why don't you?"
We shrugged and walked inside.
"Elisa, $20 says he's a pedophile," I whispered.
"You're on," she agreed. We shook hands, making the bet official.
"This is Balkov Abbey. I'm Boris Balkov, the owner of Balkov Abbey. We train young boys to become expert beybladers."
"So, are you a pedophile?" Elisa asked him.
"I beg your pardon?"
"Are you a pedophile? You know, being around all of those young boys all day while they're getting all sweaty. Teaching them how to improve their 'physical endurance'. Come on, what do you really do in those training sessions?"
Boris just raised his eye brow at her and ignored everything she said.
"Ew... he didn't answer me," she whispered.
"Let's go look around a bit," I suggested.
"Ok sure. Whatever."
We left everyone else and walked around on our own. There wasn't really much too see at first. Just some labs, experiment rooms, and testing rooms. Nothing cool or important. Just when we considered going back to everyone else, we found a closed door. Being well, us, we opened it. Inside, there was four boys. The smallest one was playing a 007 game on a PS2. He looked no taller than me and he had an abnormally large nose. (Me: Guess who?) Another one of the boys had shortish lavender colored hair and a look in his eyes that said "if-you-look-at-me-wrong-I'll-kill-you-slowly-and-painfully." He was sitting next to a mini fridge and a big guy. The big guy was tall, blonde, and well, big. He seemed to be watching the short kid play 007.
The last one was the best looking of all. He had red hair that was spiked out to the side in both directions and really pretty ice blue eyes. The only problem, was his outfit. It looked like a cross between a disco suit and a fighter pilot suit, and it was white with a few orange stripes.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" He asked.
"Whoa whoa, take it easy kid," Elisa began.
"This Boris guy invited me and my team in. We got bored and decided to walk around a little. We found this room by accident," I explained.
"Aren't you from the Bladebreakers?" He asked.
"I am, but my friend here isn't."
"You can come in if you want. Just close the door. Are you thirsty? You want a soda or something?"
I closed the door. "Yeah sure."
"I'm Tala by the way."
"I'm Nicole, and this is Elisa."
"Hey Bryan!" Tala called to the lavender-haired kid. "Give me a soda!"
"Get your own fucking soda!" Bryan hissed, his bangs in his eyes.
"You're right there! Why can't you get it? It's for the girls anyway."
Bryan glared at Tala, then looked from me to Elisa and finally gave in. He got a soda from the fridge, threw it to Tala who threw it to me.
"You'll have to excuse Bryan," Tala apologized. "He's a moody little fuck."
Hm, he'd get along fine with Nicole," Elisa smirked.
"Tala! Did you forget about us?" The short kid asked, referring to him and the blonde. "We do exist you know."
"Oh yeah, I guess I did," Tala began. He pointed to the blonde kid. "That's Spencer." He pointed to the short kid. "And that's Ian."
"Heh, his nose looks like a penis..." Elisa remarked.
Tala laughed, I shook my head, and Ian thankfully didn't hear it.
"The fuck are you laughing at Tala?" Elisa asked. "You're the one in the disco suit!"
"It's not a disco suit!" Tala argued.
"Really? What is it then?"
"Dunno.. but it's not a disco suit."
This time it was Bryan's turn to smirk.
"And you," Elisa began, pointing to Bryan. "Your voice is kinda whiny." I'm surprised Bryan didn't try to kill her. He just glared.
"I don't know enough about you to make fun of you," Elisa pointed to Spencer. "So consider yourself lucky."
I just shook my head. "So what's the deal with that Boris guy? Is he a pedophile or what?"
"Dunno, not all the time I think," Spencer explained. "But he has tried to make moves on Tala a few times..."
I held out my hand to Elisa. She growled and gave me $20.
"Thank you Elisa. But I can understand why he would make moves on Tala."
"Can you now?" Tala asked. He grabbed my arm, pulled me onto the couch next to him, and put his arm around me.
"Easy kid, I'm not single you know," I laughed.
"Fine! Ruin my fun why don't you? What about you Elisa?"
"Nope, sorry kid, you're S.O.L." She shrugged.
"S.O.L.?" Spencer asked.
"Shit outta luck," Elisa and I explained.
"Hmph," Tala pouted like a 4 year old. It made him look so adorable. "We never get any girls in this place. Now we finally get 2 pretty girls, and they have boyfriends already!"
"Sucks to be you," Elisa laughed.
"Yeah it does! I'm surprised none of us are gay yet! We all need girlfriends. Well, except Bryan. 'Mr. I'm-incapable-of-loving-because-stupid-pedophile-Boris-said-I-have-to-be.' "
"Fuck you," Bryan growled.
He took out a pocket knife and threw it at Tala. Before it could hit him, Elisa stuck her hand out and grabbed it by the blade. If what Tala said was true, then it explained everything. The constant death glare since we walked in and the homicidal knife throwing. Ian stopped playing 007 and put in Mortal Kombat, Deadly Alliance.
"Oooooooh can I play?" I asked.
"Sure, knock yourself out," he shrugged.
I played against Ian and beat him like 5749875894759495357 times.
"Ian, move over, I wanna play now," Tala glared. An attempt to get Ian to move. It worked... Ian practically threw the controller at Tala and ran off into a corner. I think I ended up beating Tala in under 15 seconds... 5 times...
"OH YEAH! WHO IS GOD? UHN-TISS UHN-TISS UHN-TISS!" I yelled.
"Don't worry, she's always like this..." Elisa whispered to Tala.
"You're pretty good at this," he commented.
"Thanks, I've been playing since I was like 4," I replied.
"Can I have your number? Maybe we can hang out sometime."
"I already told you I wasn't single." I smirked.
"I know. I don't mean as a date. I mean as friends. Maybe it can be me, you, Elisa, and Bryan."
"What about me?" Ian asked.
"Ian you're not going because I don't want you to. Spencer, you're not going because you have to baby-sit Ian."
"Asshole," Ian pouted.
"Shrimp!"
"At least I don't wear a disco suit!"
"At least my nose doesn't look like a penis!"
"Ooooohhhhh what now?" Elisa laughed.
"You got nothing now biatch!" I added.
All of a sudden, my cell phone rang. It was Ray.
"Howdy Ray," I answered.
"Where are you?" He asked.
"Honest truth, I have no clue."
"Well we're leaving, Try to find your way back to where we came in. We'll meet you there."
"Ugh, fine." I hung up. "Elisaaaaaa, Ray says we have to leave."
"Ewww... meanie," she groaned.
Tala and I exchanged numbers so the 4 of us could chill sometime.
"Want me to walk you out?" He asked.
"Nah, my boyfriend will be there and he'll throw a man-PMS bitch fit," I explained.
"Fair enough. Call you later."
"Ok, bye-bye."
"Bye guys!" Elisa and I waved.
The guys said goodbye and waved back except Bryan. He just growled. We left the room and miraculously found our way back.
Me: Damn... that was a looooooong chapter.
Tala:Yeah it was...
Me: Elisa What is the Uncouth Counter?
Elisa: The "Robert Uncouth Counter" is...5!
Me:shrugs: Better than the last chapter..
Robert: Both of you are barbaric!
Kai: We know Robert... let me guess... they're uncouth too?
Robert: yes, quite
Me: Read and review! The next chapter will feature truth or dare and the highest amount of "Robert Uncouth Counters" so far!
Max: What do you call a male ladybug...?