Chapter 11- The life or death question... truth or dare?
Me: 'Tis the chapter of the number 11!
Elisa: And your dear friend is back... THE "ROBERT UNCOUTH COUNTER"!
Robert: Ugh... how anyone could find something like that a friend is beyond me...
Tala:mutters: at least he didn't say it was uncouth...
Me: Before we begin this next chapter, we would like to thank all of the lovely people who reviewed.
Elisa: You guys are the best! We celebrate your greatness:blows party noise maker:
Me: YAY! On with el chapter!
Recap: We left the room and miraculously found our way back.
Chapter Start
"So where were you guys?" Tyson asked, on the way to the hotel.
"Lost," Elisa answered. It was half of a lie. We did get lost, but we were also with Tala and his friends.
"Hey Elisa," I whispered. "I think those guys were from the Demolition Boys."
"Yeah, they were," she replied. "So don't say anything to the rest of your team about us meeting them. They'll rant about how the D-Boys are 'the enemy' and shit like that."
"I got it, don't worry."
We checked into our hotel and went up to our room. I'm guessing it was the best one they had because it was pretty nice. There was a kitchen, a living room complete with 2 couches, a big TV, 2 arm chairs, and a coffee table, 2 bathrooms, and 3 bedrooms.
"Ok, who's rooming with who?" Kenny asked.
"Ray and Tyson can have one room. Kenny and Max can have another. Elisa, Kai, and I will have the last one," I explained.
"Sounds alright to me," Tyson shrugged.
Elisa and I went to our room to drop off our stuff. Our room was the biggest, but that was because we had the most people staying in our room. We dropped our stuff down on the beds we chose and I plopped down on top of mine.
"Ooooh, comfy."
Elisa jumped on her bed.
"Very."
The two of us began jumping on her bed like two 5-year-olds. Kai walked in, threw his stuff down on his bed, and left.
"Kai, where are you going?" I asked, following him out.
"I need to clear my head, you wanna come?" He answered.
"Sure, why not?"
The two of us left the hotel and sat on the edge of a lake. Kai had his arm around me and I had my head on his chest.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"There's something weird about that Abbey," he spoke. "I don't know what it is though."
"Yeah, it did seem pretty weird. I swear that guy was a pedophile."
I grinned, remembering what Elisa said to Boris and how I won our bet. Kai smirked, remembering what she said as well.
"I can't believe that she actually asked him that."
"Yeah well... that's Elisa for you."
"I'm going back to the Abbey. I need to go check it out."
"Well, I'm coming with you."
"No you're not."
"Well why not? I found the place just as weird as you did and I won't let you go alone."
"I have to. There's a possibility that you could get hurt. I'd die before I let that happen. And besides, who's gonna tell everyone where I went? I'm sure they'll be asking you as soon as you walk in."
"True, I guess I'll stay behind..."
I didn't want to stay behind and he knew it. I wanted to go with him because I had a weird feeling about letting him go alone.
"When will you come back?"
"By 8:30."
"Promise?"
Kai kissed me.
"I promise. Don't worry."
And with that, he walked towards the Abbey and I walked back to the hotel. Once I got to our room, sure enough Tyson asked,
"Where's Kai?"
"He went for a walk. He needed to check out the Abbey."
Tyson looked concerned.
"Don't worry Tyson, he'll be fine," I assured.
Elisa walked in and said the three scariest words ever...
"Your brother's here..."
"Oh snap...," I groaned.
I followed her into our room where Ray and my twin brother Nick were. Nick had dyed-black hair that fell into his bright blue eyes no matter what he tried to do with it. He was wearing black and white Tripp pants and...
"Is that my Linkin Park hoodie?" I glared.
"Jeeze, is that how you greet your brother that you haven't seen in almost 3 months?" He questioned.
"Must you answer everything I say with a question?"
"Heh. When exactly were you planning on telling me that you were dating Kai?"
"I dunno, I guess I was gonna let you find out yourself."
"Elisa and Ray filled me in on everything. I want to meet your ex, that kid Johnny,"
"Sure, why not? He and his team should be here soon," I shrugged.
"Guys! The Majestics and All Starz are here!" Tyson called from the other room.
"Or right now..."
"Does that mean Michael is here?" Elisa asked.
"Yeah... unfortunately..."
"Ugh..." she groaned.
Michael was a tad-wee annoying sometimes. But fun to mess with. The 4 of us left my room and went to the living room.
"So what should we do?" Ray asked.
"How about we watch the Tellitubies and eat Tubby custard to protect us from the talking shower heads!" Max exclaimed.
"How about no..." Elisa answered.
"Let's play truth or dare!" Enrique suggested.
An evil smile spread across my face. "Brilliant..."
We got out an empty soda bottle to spin so we could pick people. By then, the White Tigers came.
"Hey Mariah, we're playing truth or dare. You wanna play?" I questioned.
"Excellent..." she smirked.
The White Tigers took a spot in our giant circle thingy and the game began. I spun first and I smirked once the bottle stopped spinning. It seems like this was the greatest moment of my life and I could never have more fun than I would in the next 5 minutes. It was perfect.
"Robert, truth or dare?"
"Hmph, I am a nobleman and we never back down from a challenge! Dare!" He answered.
Elisa and I smirked evilly. We had a plan, a good one. The two of us grabbed his arms and dragged him into our room.
"What is this uncouthness?" He asked.
Elisa pulled out a pair of fishnet tights and a mini skirt. I took out a low cut shirt, some tissues, and a huge bra.
"What on Earth are you doing?" Robert questioned.
"We dare you to let us dress you up like a girl, and you have to stay like that until tomorrow," Elisa answered.
"WHAT? I WILL DO NO SUCH THING!"
"Oh yes you will..." I assured.
We held him down and began our dare. No one knew what was going on, but they knew it couldn't be good because they could hear Robert's screams.
"STOP THIS UNCOUTHNESS RIGHT NOW! THIS IS SO TERRIBLY UNCOUTH! THE BOTH OF YOU WERE THROWN INTO A BUCKET OF UNCOUTHNESS AT BIRTH! YOU ARE SUCH UNCOUTH BARBARIANS! UNCOUTHNESS FOLLOWS YOU AND SURROUNDS YOU WHERE EVER YOU GO! YOUR BODIES ARE FORMED FROM UNCOUTHNESS MAKING YOU BOTH SO... UNCOUTH!"
"Would you shut the fuck up already?" Elisa snapped. "The more you squirm, the longer it'll take."
After 10 more minutes of yelling, whining, name calling, insults, "uncouthness", squirming, and slaps upside the head, our masterpiece was complete.
"Ladies and gentleman. May I present... Ms. Robert," I introduced.
Elisa was attempting to drag Robert out of our room.
"I REFUSE TO GO AND STRUT ABOUT WEARING SUCH UNCOUTH CLOTHING! HOW DARE YOU TRY AND REDUCE ME TO SUCH UNCOUTHNESS! UNCOUTH BARBARIANS SUCH AS YOURSELF SHOULD NOT EVEN BE ALLOWED TO OWN CLOTHING SUCH AS THIS!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!" Elisa yelled. "DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU STAY LIKE THIS FOR TWO DAYS INSTEAD OF ONE!"
Robert immediately shut up and we finally got him to come out. He was wearing a black and yellow Tripp mini skirt, fishnet tights, a huge stuffed bra, a low cut tank top, and hooker boots. His hair was in little butterfly clips and we gave him lipstick, blush, eyeliner, eye shadow, and clip on earrings.
"OH MY GOD!" Johnny exclaimed with laughter.
At that point, everyone was hysterical, except Robert.
"Wow Robert, even I wouldn't date you..." Enrique laughed.
"Hmph," Robert snorted.
"What was his dare anyway?"
"He had to let us dress him up like that and he was to stay like that until tomorrow," Elisa explained.
"Wow..." Oliver began. "I LOVE YOU MAKEUP!" :anime sweatdrop:
The game continued. Michael wasn't allowed to talk until we decided he could, Kevin had to run around the street for 0 minutes acting like a squirrel, Tyson couldn't eat until the next morning, Enrique couldn't talk about girls, Ray had to attempt to fit 200 mini marshmellows in his mouth, Elisa had to reveal her deepest thoughts about Zacky Vengeance (trust me NOT something you want to hear), Kenny had to burp the Canadian National Anthem, and my brother had to attempt to lick his own elbow. He spun and it landed on me.
"Truth or dare Nicole?"
"Ehhh truth," I answered. "I'm a bit lazy."
"Who was your first crush?"
He expected me to say Kai because he thought that Kai came first. But we has wrong. There was one person who came before Kai. Elisa looked at my brother as if to say ,"Now you've done it... dumbass..." I took the glass soda bottle in my hand and threw it at him. It shattered over his head. I got up, stormed to my room, and locked the door. After just laying on my bed for a while, my cell phone rang. It was Tala.
"Hey," I answered.
"Hey, what's up?" He asked,
"Nothing much, I was playing truth or dare with a bunch of people a minute ago. But I had to stop."
"Why? That game is mad fun?"
"Long story..."
"Who's that?" I heard Bryan ask in the background.'
"The girl Nicole, from this afternoon," Tala answered.
"Oh, her."
"What's that supposed to mean?" I asked.
"You wanna talk to him?" Tala asked.
"Eh, sure, why not?"
"What?" Bryan asked.
"Hi Bryan."
"Oh, hi..."
"What do you mean 'oh, hi...'?"
"Nothing. So what's up?"
"Eh... nothing much. I was playing truth or dare with a bunch of idiots before. But I stopped."
"Hn, that game is annoying."
"Yeah kinda. But if you play with me and my friend Elisa, we make it fun."
This time it was Ian's voice in the background.
"Hey Bryan, are you talking to your giiiiiirlfriend?"
Bad move... VERY bad move...
"GO THE FUCK AWAY BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE AND FUCKING CHOKE YOU WITH IT!" Bryan snapped.
"Ok, ok fine!"
Ian apparently ran away and I started laughing.
"What's so funny?" Bryan asked.
"You."
"Me?"
"Yeah, you. You're funny."
"Tala wants to talk to you."
"Ok, bye-bye."
"Bye."
Bryan handed Tala the phone.
"Hey Nicole."
"Yossss."
"Our first match is tomorrow, are you gonna come and see it?"
"Why of course my horse!"
'What?..."
"Don't ask..."
"Eh gotta go, Bryan is trying to kill Ian... again..."
"Tell Bryan to watch out for Ian's nose!"
"Heh, I will. Bye-bye."
"Bye."
I hung up and I just watched TV for a little while until Elisa came in.
"Everyone's gone. It's just me, you, Tyson, Max, Ray, Kenny, and your brother."
"Hey Elisa, is Kai back yet?" I asked, noticing that it was 10:00."
"Nope, haven't heard from him either."
"That's weird. He said he'd be back at 8:30."
I got up. "I'm going after him."
"Fine, but we're going with you," Tyson announced, everyone must've heard the conversation.
"Fine." I agreed.
The 7 of us walked to the Abbey.
Me: IT'S OVER! Now, for the moment you've all been waiting for... Elisa, what is the "Robert Uncouth Counter"?
Elisa; The "Robert Uncouth Counter" is... 11!
Me: HA! I TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA BE THE MOST SO FAR!
Robert: Barbaric! The both of you!
Me: We love you too Robert!
Elisa: We do...?
Me: Just go along with it...
Tala: Anyway... READ AND REVIEW!
Me: Listen to Tala, for he is good.
Max: I like eggs!