Chapter 15-The Russian Disney World...
Me: Chapter 15 is here!
Elisa:Finally! It took you long enough!
Me: Well is it my fault that we've been overloaded with homework and my family picked NOW to re-do my room?
Tala: No, not necessarily...
Me: Thank you for agreeing Tala! Now, me and Elisa have a song for all of you!
Elisa: here it is...
Me: GUESS WHO'S BACK!
Elisa: BACK AGAIN
Me: R.U.C IS BACK!
Elisa: TELL A FRIEND!
Tala: The Robert Uncouth Counter is back?
Johnny: Yup...
Me; Now who wants to read the disclaimer:Tala and Johnny back away:
Me:eye twitches: THE JESUS OF SUBURBIA DEMANDS THAT YOU READ THE DISCLAIMER!
Johnny and Tala: BXRdoens'townbeybladesodon'tsueher
Kai: She also doesn't own Disney World, Mind of Mencia, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, Bowling for Soup, the song Punk Rock 101,or Harry Potter,
Me: Excellent... now on with the chapter!
Recap:Hmmmm, if he asks you out and you still don't think you're ready, just tell him you want to be friends... with benefits!"
"Eh sure why not?" I went to my bed, layed down, and went to sleep.
Chapter start
I woke up early the next morning because I was being shooken.
"Max... WHAT IN GOD'S FUCKING NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" I snapped, waking Elisa in the process.
"You promised you'd take me to Disney World!" He exclaimed. "After we won the European tournament you said we would go when we got to Russia!"
Elisa looked at me like I was an idiot. "You dumb shit! You actually promised you'd take him?"
"I didn't promise him shit!" I yelled.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Max begged.
"Ugh, fine. Go get everyone and tell them to wake their sorry asses up..."
"YAY!" Max screeched, and with that he skipped out of my room.
Elisa shook her head at me. "You're such a DEE-DEE-DEE!" (A.N. if you watch Mind of Mencia, you should get it.)
"Shut up Elisa..." I got dressed just in time for Tala to call.
"Yo," I answered.
"Hey babe," he greeted.
"Don't call me that Tala... it makes me feel like a pig..."
"Oh, sorry. You wanna hang out again today?"
"I can't. Apperantly I promised my team that we could go to friggin Disney World when we got to Russia... I didn't but I already told Max we could go so he would leave me the fuck alone."
Tala started laughing hysterically.
"What?" I asked.
"Nothing, Bryan wants to talk to you..."
"Fine..."
Bryan got on the phone. "hey kid." He snickered.
"Oh, you're gonna laugh at me too?"
"You actually promised you'd take your team to Disney World? You're such a DEE-DEE-DEE!"
"That's exactly what Elisa said. Except she called me a dumb shit. And I said it to shut him up! I didn't know he'd hold me to it!"
"Suuuuureeeee."
"I don't see what's so goddamn funny!"
"To tell you the truth, I don't either..." Bryan agreed, no longer laughing. "I was just laughing so Tala would shut up."
"Finally! Someone else who realizes this is no laughing matter!"
"I have to go, time to train... Have fun."
"Same to you Bryan," I smirked.
"Ugh, how can I? Tala is already wearing that fucking disco suit..."
"Ew... tell him I said not to get molested."
"Ok. I'll call you later," he whispered.
"Why are we whispering?" I whispered back.
"Yes I did. I'll talk to you later kid."
"See you Angel." I hung up and went to the living room where everyone else was waiting.
"I'm not going!" Elisa yelled. "I refuse!"
"Elisa, if I have to go then so do you..." I pointed out.
"NO!"
I whispered something in her ear.
"Seriously?" She asked.
"Of course my horse!" I smirked.
"Well what are we waiting for? TO DISNEY WORLD!" And with that she ran out of the hotel room followed by an equally as enthusiastic Max and Tyson.
"What did you say to her?" Ray asked.
"I told her if she came, I'd make Robert come..." I grinned.
Before long, Elisa, my brother, my idiot team, the Majestics, and I were on a coach bus to Disney World (the Majestics didn't know this).
"So where exactly is this bus taking us to?" Robert asked.
"To a very noble, couth, and completely unbarbaric place," I assured, lying through my teeth.
Since it was a 3 hour ride to Disney World, I decided to amuse myself and annoy everyone else. By watch the one thing I love more than anything. Even beyblading...
"Nicole, is it absolutely nessecary for you to make us watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?" ELisa asked.
"Yes, as a matter of fact it is..." I replied as-a-matter-of-factly.
"Nicole, Harry Potter is stupid!" Tyson exclaimed.
"Ooooh, bad move," Elisa winced.
"Yeah," my brother agreed.
"SILENCE MUGGLE! YOU KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK!" I yelled. Tyson was silent.
"Nicole if you cry again, I will slap you..." ELisa threatened.
"Oh, pushnah!" I waved her off. "I'll be fine."
When the movie actually started, I sat watching attentively. Even though I saw the three times in theaters and 5 times on DVD... the first weekend I got it... (A.N. true story! lol)
"How is she so into it like that?" Enrique asked Elisa.
"Don't know," she shrugged. "She likes it a lot. She read the books a bunch of times each."
"Do I even want to know how many?" Johnny asked.
"I read the 1st one 2 times, the 2nd one 2 times, the 3rd one 7 times, the 4th one 5 times, the 5th one 3 or 4 times can't really remember, and the 6th one 5 times," I answered without looking up.
"Nicole, you're a loser!" Tyson teased.
"Coming from the kid who's only friend is his refrigerator..."
"Ohhhhhh she got you there fat boy," Johnny smirked.
"Damn straight!" Elisa agreed.
Before I got a chance to cry, we arrived at our destination...
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" Robert yelled. "I REFUSE TO BE SEEN IN SUCH AN UNCOUTH BARBARIC PLACE!"
"Yay!" Max cheered. "Disney World!" He and Tyson hopped off the bus and ran to the gates.
"A Russian Disney World?" Johnny asked.
"I apperantly promised him," I informed.
The rest of the group walked to the gates where Tyson and Max stood there jumping up and down waiting for us.
"YAY! LET'S GO!" They yelled overly enthusiastically.
"I can't believe you dragged me here..." Elisa hissed.
"I can't believe I said I'd take him," I added.
All of a sudden, Elisa stopped dead in her tracks.
"Elisa, are you ok?" I asked.
"Oh... my... fucking...God..." she gasped.
"What? What is it?"
"IT'S RIKU!"
I raised my eyebrow at her. The three hour ride with Tyson and Max must have gotten to her. But, never the less I looked to where she was pointing, and there stood Riku from Kingdom Hearts. The REAL Riku, not one of those fat old guys in a costume.
"HOLY SKYDIVING COWS! IT IS HIM!" I yelled.
Elisa took the liberty of abandoning us to go and molest Riku. I just stood there squeeling like an obsessed fan girl. (This is what you get when you're around Elisa as much as I am).
"I dated you why exactly?" Johnny asked.
"Because dear Johnathan, you loved me," I assured. "Elisa leave poor Riku alo-OH MY GO IT'S CLOUD!"
Yes, Cloud Strife was standing two feet away from Elisa and Riku, laughing hysterically. Now most of you are probably wondering why Riku and CLoud are in Disney World, since they're not actual Disney characters. But it's all part of the Kingdom Hearts contract... Elisa diverted her attention away from molesting Riku, to molesting Cloud AND Riku.
"Um Elisa... you're gonna get us kicked out..." Ray informed sweatdropping.
"NONSENSE!" She exclaimed. "I shall do nothing of the sort!"
"Come on! We're gonna miss the Main Street Parade!" Max exclaimed.
Elisa glared and reluctantly got up, taking (more like dragging) Riku and Cloud with her. We got to Main Street and the Disney Parade started. It was basically a parade of a bunch of ACTUAL Disney characters just walking down the street. The only person who seemed to be enjoying it more than Max (who was reduced to tears of joy at the meer sight of some of the characters), was Enrique. Who only really enjoyed it for the Princesses.
"Oh yeah baby, give Enrique some of that." He raised his eyebrows seductively at the girls.
"Enrique! Down boy!" I ordered.
"Easier said than done..." Johnny muttered.
I was getting quite annoyed with the fact that Enrique wasn't listening to me, so I did the first thing that came to my mind. "SIT BOY!"
And without warning, as if some invisible force was pulling him, Enrique dropped to the ground.
"How did you do that?" Johnny asked, in awe.
"I watch wayyyy too much Inuyasha," I grinned. "One of my best friends is obsessed with it."
"Ari?" Elisa questioned.
"Ari..."
After the TWO HOUR parade, Max decided to make us go on rides. He forced us to go on the Flying Dumbo ride, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Thunder Mountain, the Train Ride around the whole park, the Haunted Mansion, and "It's a small world". Robert went on all of the rides, without a fight or argument. He sat with Johnny and I and the three of us basically talked about how we didn't want to be there. It was only on "It's a Small World" that we had problems...
"Elisa, you can't take Riku and Cloud on the ride with you," Ray began. "They need to go and do... whatever it was that they were doing before you kidnapped them."
"Nooooooooo!" She yelled. "NEVERRRR!"
"STOP THIS BARBARIC UNCOUTHNESS NOW!" Robert yelled.
Riku and Cloud took this as their chance to get away as Elisa was glaring daggers at Robert and was no longer paying them any attention.
"Fuck you!" She snapped.
"Don't talk to me in such a manner!" Robert ordered.
"I can talk to you however I want prick!"
"BARBARIAN!"
"SHITHEAD!"
The fight lasted the entire ride... Amazingly, the security guards didn't kick us out. But they sure as hell looked like they wanted to. It was only when Max threw himself down at the feet of peter Pan and Sora, began sobbing, and refused to stop unless they would let us take them back with us that we were kicked out.
"I can't believe it..." Elisa began on the bus on the way home.
"Kicked out of fucking Disney World..." I finished.
"THAT WAS SO FUN!" Max yelled. "Can we go it again?"
"NO!" Everyone else snapped.
"How about some music?" ray asked. He hooked up my Ipod to the stereo and Bowling for Soup's "Punk Rock 101" came on. I grinned wildly and sang (more like yelled at the top of my lungs) the words. Elisa and Johnny joined me. By the chorus, everyone was singing along. Even Kenny. The only reason why he knew the words was because I forced him to let me add some background music to all of his little "Bladebreaker's greatest hits" movies. This was one of the songs. Robert was the only one not singing, but he's a poop and doesn't matter in the slightest -. He was too busy ranting to himself about our extreme uncouthness. Then, I felt something vibrate in my back pocket.
"HOLY SHIT MY ASS IS VIBRATING!" I yelled.
"You idiot, it's your phone," Elisa laughed.
"I know that. But I wanted to see if you knew that." I didn't recognize the number but I answered it anyway. "Hello?"
"Nicole, it's Bryan," he replied.
"Hey! Where are you calling from?"
"My cell. How's Disney World?" I could tell he smirked.
"It was ok I guess. We're on the bus home now. We got kicked out."
"Are you fucking serious Nicole!" He laughed.
"Yup, long story. So how was training?" It was my turn to smirk.
"Ugh, if I have to hear how big that disco suit makes Tala look one more time... I'll commit murder!" Just then, I heard a voice from Bryan's line.
"Who are you talking to Bryan?"
"None of your business Kai..." Bryan growled,
"Oh I think it is, when you're talking to my ex that is... Let me talk to her."
"No!"
"Bryan, its fine," I assured.
He scoffed and handed the phone to Kai.
"The fuck do you want?" I snapped.
"Why are you talking to Bryan?" He asked.
"Um... because he fucking called me!"
"You seeing him?"
"No!"
"Fine, are you sleeping together yet then? That's the only reason why Bryan wants you anyway. Just for sex. He doesn't love you. He can't."
"Fuck off Kai..."
"I saw you with Tala yesterday too, are you screwing him too?"
I lost it at that point. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! GO FUCKING DIE! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO FUCKING LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DON'T NEED IT! NOW PUT BRYAN BACK ON THE GODDAMN PHONE!"
"Hn fine. Whore." Kai gave Bryan back his cellphone.
"Are you ok?" Bryan asked once Kai left.
"Fine... just fine..." I snorted.
"Do you want me to come over when you get back? Just for company."
"Sure."
"How's 5:30 sound?"
"Sounds fine to me."
"Would you mind if it's just me? No Tala. I don't want him to know I'm seeing you. He really likes you you know."
"Yeah... I know..."
"It's getting a bit irritating."
"Hn, I'm sure," I chuckled.
"Ok, see you at 5:30. Bye."
"Bye Angel."
"Hn, bye kid." He smirked and we hung up.
"Was that Bryan?" Elisa whispered.
"Yeah, but Kai got on the phone if you can't already tell..."
"Ugh, just you wait Nicole, I'll get him... What exactly did he say to you?"
I re-told my conversation with Kai to Elisa. Se sat there wringing her hands violently the whole ride home...
Me: It's over!
Max: YAY! I GOT TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD!
Elisa:hits Max with a mallet: shut up kid!
Tala: Elisa, what's the Robert uncouth counter?
Elisa: The R.U.C. is... 2...
Tala: Damn... I thought it'd be more.
Elisa: Shall we give them a next-chapter-preview?
Me: Sure. The next chapter isn't gonna be as slightly humorous as the rest of them. It's gonna go a bit deeper. I wrote around half of it already, but I have the plan for it in my head, which I thought of while listening to the song Closer, by Nine Inch Nails.
Johnny: That can't be good
Me: There's going to be a "potential pairing" in the next chapter. I want to hear what you guys think. Review the chapter and if you want, say who you think it's gonna be. I hope I haven't made it too obvious.
Elisa: You did...
Me; Really? Damn... oh well, then if you don't want to say that, say who you think she'll end up with by the end. I can guarantee everyone will be wrong, but it'll be nice to see the guesses.
Johnny: You heard the girl! Do everything she said!
Max:weakly: I'm ok!