The True Legend
By LonelyNeko and Kady-sensei
Hey everybody! Teh Shawna sent me this in an e-mail! You'll notice it's basically the opening rant to Windwaker, with a few additions.
There's
a legend of which the people speak.
Long ago, there existed a
Kingdom where a golden power lay hidden. It was a prosperous land,
blessed with green forests, tall mountains, peace, and vast amounts
of strip bars, and streets chocked full of prostitutes, looking for a
good time.
BUT! One day a man of great-ass power came an ninjaed
the golden power and
took it for his own pleasures.
((Cough))Zelda((Cough)) With it's strength at his command, he spread
deadly diseases across the kingdom. Like AIDS and herpies and
numerous amounts of pubic lice.
But when there seemed to be no
cure and the hour of extinction seemed at hand, a young boy clothed
in nothing but a green g-string appeared out of nowhere, wielding a
massive ((Cough)) "blade" at evil's lustfulness, and sorta
kicked his ass, saved the princess, probably by shagging her numerous
times, and sealed the evil away so it couldn't have sex with anyone
else, let alone any social activities whatsoever. So all evil could
do was talk to himself and play ... with ... his ... PENIS!
The end.
This is a joint effort between moi, Kady, et Shawna, one of my best posseists. And don't argue, 'cause SHAWNA PWNS YOU ALL!
Shawna: YAY! 3 MATT!
Un-huh, Shawn ...
Sensei et Neko out
--End transition.--