THE UNOFFICIAL SSBM RAP!

I'm a smash player,

I wavedash with flavor,

you play me I'll be your slayer.

I use the fox

with the golden locks

and the 10-inch cock all iced out with rocks.

I can take amillion Docs,

even with 1-stock

while you sleep with the crocs.

I knowutrying,

but come at me and I'll send you flying,

and you'll be crying in Hades

while I'm buying espressos for the ladies,

but that won't pay these bills,

because i got the skills with no frills,

moves that send chills

while i rack up the kills

cause i can L-cancel,

cook your witch shit like Gretel and Hansel.

Master of disaster,

I shoot my laser blaster till she says,

"Daddy faster faster"

and "Don't stop"

so i short-hop

into a down-air,

run my fingers through my black hair,

tell my partner to meet me up there

but he's used all his jumps so he takes the stair.

Who are Ken and Alex?

They're just specks in my eyes as i flex some mad techs,

this is Mafia Boss 4EVR signing off.

Peace...