The Unofficial SSBM Rap 2:SSBM Around Da World
I'm Back...
I think I'll explain how good I'll be atthe Super Smash Bros game on the Revolution if it goes wifi...
Okay,Here I go...
I'll be king of the ring of the Wi-fi World
I'll beat you so fast it'll make your head twirl,
I'll beat everyone in the world from China to Down Under,
Using moves like Samus's Charge Shot and Pikachu's Thunder!
I know people will hate cuz i write this rap
But I don't care what they say cuz they stories r crap,
I'll beat nerds from Swedento champs from Russia
using the indestructible Kirby's stone drop to crush em
I am the champ of SSBM and I got the #1 title
I can rap so much, I got more verses than the Bible.
If I can beat bosses such as the Hand's Master and Crazy,
Then Ill KO you so quick i'll make your mind hazy.
I know what you thinkin, why did I repeat a line?
Im just stallin' while I can think up another rhyme.
Psyche Im just kiddin' when it comes to SSBM and rapping Im a king,
I'll even beat you wit Jigglypuff and ask you "now who's more supreme!"
I'll juke Falco's laser by leanin my Fox left to right,
use my waveshine and go full force wit all my might
I'll hit Mario faster
using a combo of kicks and my blaster,
Ill make you lose your concentration
kill your 10 stock doc,make you break yo console in frustration
Im the shiznit when it comes to using Ganondorf
I'll start the match wit 1 stock and 100 and I'll still make you look like a dork
I don't care where you are from Egypt to Mexico
I'll beat you wit a Link and then I'll take your hoe
I'll use C.Falcon and use my Falcon Kick and Punch
Beat you then feed your corpse to my dog for lunch
my specks Ken and Alex are back
to kick some ass crack
this ain't the last you heard from me,
this is Mafia Boss 4EVR sayin peace...