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(October 31st)
(Halloween)

*DING* *DONG*

*SLIDE*

"TRICK OR TREAT!"

"Oh, hello there!" Mrs. Aono presented the trick-or-treaters with a big bowl of candy (although it was almost empty). "This is I have left, so it's your lucky day, you kids."

The trick-or-treaters took what was left in the bowl and ran off as Mrs. Aono slid the door shut.

*DING *DONG*

"*SIGH* I'm sorry, kids," she said as she opened the door again, "but I'm afraid were out of—"

"Hi, Mom!"

Mrs. Aono suddenly noticed that the person at the door was NOT a trick-or-treater—but a teenage with brunette hair wearing a green school outfit...and Mrs. Aono recognized that girl as...

"Tsuki!"

"Yōkai Academy is closed for the rest of the year?!" Mrs. Aono gasped while pouring green tea into her daughter's cup.

"Yeah, something happened during the school festivals, so I decided to call you and tell you that I was heading home. Don't you remember?" asked her daughter.

"No, you've barely called since you went to Yōkai Academy."

"Oh, sorry about that."

Mrs. Aono opened her eyes a little to glance at her daughter. "Well...I can't be TOO surprised. This is supposed to be part of growing apart from your parents after all. I suppose you ARE growing up. And her mannerisms...are making her become more like a lady." Just then, she noticed something on Tsuki's wrist. "Huh? What's THAT?"

"Huh? Oh, THIS?" Tsuki looked at the Holy Lock her mother was pointing to. "Oh, uh...it's—"

*DING* *DONG*

"Huh? Oh, hold that thought. I'll be right back." Mrs. Aono set the cup of green tea in front of her and made her way to the front door.

Tsuki took the cup and took a sip of her—

"I'm sorry—KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

*SPIT*

In reaction to the shocked scream of her mother, Tsuki made her way to the front door. "Mom! What's wrong?!"

"Tsuki! Don't open the door, whatever you do! There's a handsome boy with pink hair outside!"

"...'Pink hair'!" Realizing who it might be, Tsuki reached for the door.

"NO! DON'T!"

Ignoring her mother's pleas, Tsuki opened the door for the guest waiting outside...

"Hey, Tsuki! Sorry if I scared your mother."

"...Mako-san!"

Kōmura Nazo says:

Who'd you expect? The Mummy? WHEE!

"So, THIS is your room, huh?" Mako admired as he entered Tsuki's room. "Looks bigger than I imagine."

"What's going on?" As her vampire boyfriend looked around, Tsuki's face became extremely red. "What the hell is Mako-san doing in my room?" Suddenly she noticed Mako staring into his eyes. "AH! Mako-san! I-I-I'm flattered you decided to come here, but you could've called!"

"Well, with you returning to the human world, I felt I'd be alone without you. And I wanted to meet your parents too!"

"Well, my mother WAS a bit surprised!"

"Oh no...I-I didn't mean to impose. I mean, she screamed and slammed the door on me."

"Well, I think she was surprised by how hot you looked."

"Yeah right...I...I just thought if you went home all by yourself, I wouldn't be able to see you again. AND YOU'RE ALL THE WORLD MEAN TO ME!" Mako suddenly approached Tsuki to—

*TRIP* *THUD*

Mako fell onto Tsuki on the bed and both teenagers were suddenly looking into each other's eyes in shock.

"...Mako-san..."

"...Tsuki..." In that moment, Mako pushed his head closer, preparing his kiss his human lover's—

"SURPRISE!" An aqua-haired boy suddenly burst out of bed sheets. "Sorry if I fell asleep. You're bed's WAY too comfy, Tsuki-chan."

"KUMARU-KUN!" screamed Tsuki quickly. "JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY—"

*TACKLE*

But Kumaru suddenly tackled the human brunette in excitement, rubbing his face in her cleavage. "WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? I CAME FOR A VISIT," he shouted in excitement. "AFTER I HEARD YOU WERE HEADIN' HOME, I MANAGED TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVED AND SNUCK IN THROUGH YOUR WINDOW. SINCE I'M HERE, WE SHOULD MEET YOU PARENTS AND HAVE SOME FUN, ESPECIALLY BEFORE THOSE OTHER ASSHOLES SHOW UP TO STEAL YOU AWAY."

*TAP* *TAP*

"Piss off, Mako-kun! I've got some fun to do with Tsuki before you and the other—"

But just then, Kumaru stopped harassing Tsuki and stood up in confusion, turning his head back to find a pink-haired vampire boy nervously waving his hand in a "hello" gesture.

*SLIDE*

"Goddammit! I fell asleep in the closet," said a gothic boy within the closet. "Eh, screw it. I better get my alone time with Tsuki before—WHA...?!" Just then, he hung his mouth open, dropping his cigarette from within, at the sight of two boys staring at him.

*SLIDE*

"Yahoo! Tsuki-san!" Just then, a pre-teen boy in a wizard's outfit came in through the window. "Wanna f—EHH?!"

Kōmura Nazo says:

How DID they all find her house anyways? WHEE!

Back in the kitchen downstairs, Mrs. Aono poured some green tea into two cups. "Stay calm...my only daughter didn't REALLY bring a boy home; he just came by for a surprise." She placed the cup on a tray to bring upstairs to her daughter's room. "And even if she DID, I know my daughter better than what I fear: if that boy started attempting to rape my little girl, she would've called for help right about now. Just go inside, offer the tea, go downstairs, and remain calm—no big deal..." And so, she stepped up to the door and slid it open...

*SLIDE*

"Pardon my intrusion," she said, "but I made some—"

"GET YOU SICK HANDS OFF MY TSUKI-CHAN, YOU SONS-OF-BITCHES!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WITH SICK HANDS~desu!"

"LEAVE TSUKI ALONE! I HAD HER BEFORE ANY OF YOU JOINED IN!"

"I GOT SPECIAL PLANS WITH TSUKI AND I'LL FREEZE Y'ALL TO ACHIEVE THEM!"

Poor Mrs. Aono froze at the sight of four boys gathering around Tsuki and fighting each other.

*THUD*

"ACK! MOM!"

"WHO ARE THOSE BOYS YOUNG LADY! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU! TELL ME RIGHT NOW! NOW!" Mrs. Aono panicked right outside her daughter's room.

"Don't overreact, Mom, they're just some stupid idiots from school!"

"'Just some stupid idiots from school'!" exclaimed the four boys. (All four boys were still in Tsuki's room, overhearing the conversation.)

"Oh, that bitch is gonna get it GOOD! I'ma gonna be ROUGH on her tonight!" yelled Kumaru.

"Is that anyway to talk to a child~desu?" yelled Yukinari.

"It's gonna be cold day in Hell for YOU, Tsuki!" growled Mizo.

"...Maybe we deserve it," said Mako sadly all of a sudden (loud enough so the rest of the harem could hear). "I mean, think about it: Tsuki's mother had no idea about any of us—let alone what we REALLY are. Just like how she has to keep her humanity secret from Yōkai Academy, she has to keep OUR secret from her family, or else they REALLY wouldn't understand..."

Later that night, Tsuki was taking a shower, sitting on a stool and letting the shower rod rain warm water onto her naked body. "*SIGH* I can't believe they all barged in one-after-another. It ain't Mom's fault for freaking out. In the meantime, I gotta remain calm and focus on what's important..." Finishing her shower, the human brunette turned off the water and stood up, holding her towel over chest and waist. She made her way to the filled-up bath to—

"Do you mind if I join you, Tsuki-chan?" asked someone from outside the bathroom.

"Absolutely not!" Tsuki yelled in a refusal tone.

"Sweet! Thanks!"

*SLIDE*

"Huh?" Turning around, Tsuki came face-to-face with a naked, bulky aqua-haired boy with a towel around his hand. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK! WAIT! I-I MEAN YES! YES, I DO M—MRPH! MRPH! MRRRRRRRRRRPH!"

But Kumaru quickly tackled the naked girl (causing her to drop her towel), covered her mouth with her hands, and whispered, "Shh! Calm down! I just wanted to talk, and the bathroom seemed like only place we could talk in private."

Once Tsuki stopped squirming, Kumaru slowly released her mouth and lean up a bit, allowing the human brunette the opportunity to cover her exposed boobs with her arms and hands.

"*SIGH* Look, I need to ask you something: do you REALLY have a problem with be being here?" asked Kumaru.

"Well...n-no," began Tsuki, "it's just—"

"Then I guess you won't mind if I do THIS?" Leaning in, Kumaru licked her cheek.

"H-HAH! W-What are you doing?

"The truth is...I don't want to be...'just some stupid idiot from school'," the seductive incubus boy whispered. He soon began licking at her body, starting from her neck and slowly going all the way down to her waist. (Every lick he made caused Tsuki's body to turn redder.)

"NO! STOP! PLEASE!" the human girl futilely shuddered.

"I want to be with you..." And so, he moved his face down to Tsuki—

*SPLASH*

"...Tsu...ki..."

"WAH!" Kumaru quickly jumped back up at the site of a gothic boy in swim trunks arising out of the bathtub.

"ACK! MIZO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Tsuki quickly crawled back from the tub while continuing to try and hide her modesty in fear.

Kōmura Nazo says:

Oh, thank heavens! He saved the fanfic from getting M-rated. WHEE!

"I had a feeling you were gonna try somethin' like this," the snow goth whispered to the incubus boy. "But you should know better than to try and take advantage of her in a water-filled area."

*WHOOSH* *SHEATH*

Using his icicle powers, Mizo froze Kumaru's feet to the floor.

*SHEATH*

Then he turned his powers on Tsuki, encasing his hands and feet to the floor and exposing her naked body.

Kōmura Nazo says:

(terrified)
Uh oh! Spoke too soon! WHEE!

"And you're not stealing MY thunder anytime soon..." Mizo made his way out of the pool towards Tsuki so he could lean over her. He took his cigarette out of his mouth and pushed the lit side against the wet floor to put it out.

"M-M-M-Mizo, w-w-whatever you're doing, p-p-p-p-please don't..." Tsuki panicked in fear. She shook her head from left to right and try to break her arms and legs free, but the ice to too powerful to be broken.

"Listen, Tsuki: I know this is gonna appear scary at first, but I plan on doing more than what HE had in mind..." And so, Mizo reached into his trunks and began to slide the down as he aligned his waist with hers. "We're just gonna go straight...to...f—"

*SLIDE*

"NOT SO FAST!" Yukinari barged into the bathroom to—

*SLIP* *FLAP*

"WAAAAAH!" He suddenly stepped on a bar of soap, causing his slip and accidentally yanked off Kumaru's waist towel (which, by the way, was NEVER covered up by Mizo's icicles).

Noticing his uncovered was now exposed, Kumaru looked up and saw Tsuki giving a severe panicked expression. "NO! DON'T L—"

*SPLAT*

"I-I'm afraid it's true, dear: our own daughter actually brought four boys home with her," Mrs. Aono nervously said into the phone. "I'm gonna need you to come home as soon as—"

Just then, she noticed and blood-covered goth boy in swim trunks, carrying his gothic clothing in his arms, run right past her and out the house. "One of the boys just ran out of the house in a swimsuit—and he seems to be covered in—"

"GET BACK HERE, YOU-SON-A-BITCH! YOU MADE TSUKI-CHAN SEE ME IN THE BATHROOM! AND THEN SHE SNORTED BLOOD ALL OVER ME!" Kumaru suddenly passed Mrs. Aono and ran out the door; he was also covered in blood and wearing briefs, while carrying his clothes in his arms.

"HURRY HOME NOW!" Mrs. Aono screamed into the phone. "WE NEED TO GIVE OUR DAUGHTER SEX EDUCATION BEFORE SHE—"

"STOP! YOU GUYS CAN'T JUST GO RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS NAKED!" Tsuki suddenly her paranoid mother and fled out the front door to chase after Mizo and Kumaru; Tsuki was also in her underwear and covered in his nostril blood.

"YOU'RE ONE TO TALK! COME BACK HERE AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!" Yukinari chased Tsuki out the front door; as you might have guessed, Yukinari was covered in blood, but unlike the rest of them, he already had his clothes on, and he was carrying Tsuki's clothes in his arms.

And with that, Mrs. Aono couldn't handle in anymore...and she fainted.

"Hey, where's everybody going?" Mako, who had just noticed the four teenagers running out the house, walked down the hallway to find out what was going on. Just then, the pink-haired vampire boy looked to his left and witnessed...

"AONO-DONO!"

At a local playground, Mizo had finished wiping off all the blood on his body and getting dressed in his gothic clothing. He lit a cigarette in his mouth and—

"THERE YOU ARE!"

*BOOM*

The snow goth quickly jumped back as Kumaru, now fully clothed and clean of blood as well, launched down at him; Kumaru's incubus wings and nail had already sprouted. Growing his icicle claws, Mizo reacted by throwing ice kunai back at him, but the incubus evaded the attack by leaping into the air.

"So, you really wanna try and KILL me?!" Kumaru yelled.

"As a matter of fact, I DO!" Mizo snapped back.

"STOP IT, YOU TOO!" Tsuki had caught up to the fighting boys; Tsuki had just put on her clothes and cleaned off her nose blood as well. "YOU CAN'T BE CAUSING SUCH A RUCKUS IN THE HUMAN WORLD!"

"Don't worry, Tsuki-chan! I'll take care of them~desu!" Yukinari—who was (you guessed it) no longer covered in blood—charged forth with his glowing wand in his hands being held high into the air to—

*BAM*

"BACK OFF!" Kumaru kicked Yukinari in the face.

*BAM*

"STAY OUTTA THIS!" Mizo also kicked him in the face.

"Oh, NOW I'm mad..." Yukinari held his wand in anger...

*BOOM*

"...Ugh..." Mrs. Aono slowly regained consciousness. Sitting up, she took the warm towel off her forehead,

"Aono-dono! Are you alright?"

Mrs. Aono noticed Mako kneeling right next to her in concern. "W-What happened? Where's Tsuki?"

"Uh...she went chasing after those others and...I'M SORRY!" Mako quickly gave Mrs. Aono a dogeza. "We didn't mean to brage in unexpectedly...nor cause you any trouble whatsoever..."

"...Just who ARE you boys?"

"I just reassure you right now: NONE of us are 'just some stupid idiots from school'! We're actually in Yōkai Academy's Newspaper Clubwith Tsuki, and we always have fun together...well, for the MOST part. *SCOFF* Look, I swear that I did not do ANYTHING incedent to Tsuki! And I didn't intend to violate her under any circumstances! Truth be told, I really DO have feelings for your daughter! I mean I-I-I to suck her bl—er, I mean nibble her ne—N-NO! I...he...we...*SIGH* what the hell am I saying...?" Mako closed his eyes and hung his head in shame. "I never should've come if I knew ANY of this was gonna happen..."

*JINGLE*

Opening his eyes in reaction to the jingling noise he just heard, Mako suddenly noticed Mrs. Aono holding his Rosario Cross in her hands. "HEY!" The pink=haired boy yanked his Rosario Cross back. "That's mine! It's very important to me, okay? My father gave it to me—"

"—before...he died..." whispered Tsuki's shocked mother. "Um, by any chance," she said to the boy, "your name wouldn't happen to be...Akashiya Mako, WOULD it...?"

"*GASP*" Mako's eyes shot wide open. "H-How'd you know...?"

"Oh, my goodness! It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Akashiya-san," Mrs. Aono said in a surprisingly calm and happy voice. "My daughter has told me a lot about you, especially how good of a fighter you are. In fact, she seems to talk about you every time she calls home. I'll admit that I was frightened at first, but she always sounded very clam and happy every time she spoke. She always said she wanted to introduce you me, so I've waited anxiously for that day to finally come...to finally meet my little Tsuki's best friend: Akashiya Mako."

As soon as she was finished talking, Mako became so touched that he was moved to tears.

"Akashiya Mako," Tsuki's mother continued, "all I'd to say is—"

*BOOM* *RATTLE*

"ACK! What was that?" Mrs. Aono suddenly screamed at the reaction to a mini earthquake.

"Oh no!" Mako whispered. "I go check it out. Wait here!" he instructed Mrs. Aono before getting and heading for—

"Oh, by the way, you haven't TOLD anyone about my father, HAVE you?" he suddenly asked the mother. "I mean, I told her NOT to—"

"Oh, don't worry, Akashiya-san, I haven't told ANYONE; she told me NOT to," Mrs. Aono reassured him.

Back at the playground, it had been completely ravaged by the three monster boys, who were now panting like mad and resonating in various-colored aura.

"I think our little 'friendship' has been getting WAY outta hand," Kumaru said as he held up his fingernailed hand.

"I couldn't've said it better myself," Mizo said as he held up his ice-clawed hand.

"You two have been dragging me down long enough~desu," Yukinari said as he held up his wand.

"Oh god...if this keeps up in the human world, everyone's gonna get into serious trouble! Ugh, screw it!" Tsuki charged in while grabbing her—

*YANK*

She was suddenly pulled back...

"Mako-san!" she exclaimed.

"Tsuki..." Mako pushed her face into her cleavage.

The three boys suddenly looked back at the provocative scene.

"Ugh! Mako you gotta get outta here!" Tsuki yelled as she pushed her primary boyfriend back. "It's dangerous and—"

"Tsuki...I'll be just fine..." Giving a small smile, Mako took his girlfriend's hand and began to move it down to his fly.

"Why that little bastard..." hissed the incubus.

"How dare he cut in while we're fighting..." snarled the snow goth.

"YOU'RE DEAD!" yelled Kumaru.

"YOU'RE FINISHED!" screamed Mizo.

"LET ME JOIN IN~desu!" chanted Yukinari.

*CHING*

The three boys suddenly stopped at what they just witnessed: Mako flung Tsuki's arm upwards, causing her to yank off his Rosario Cross.

"OH SHIT!" cried the incubus.

"HE SET US UP!" cried the snow goth.

*FLASH*

A bright pink light flash from Mako's body. The millions of bats encircled the pink-haired vampire boy for a couple seconds...and then dispersed to signify the arrival of Mako's inner Shinso Vampire form.

"You goddamn immature faggots—forcing me to come out and deal with your shitty little bitching and moaning...KNOW YOUR PLACE, BITCHES!"

*BAM*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The three terrified boys were suddenly kicked into the air from Mako's kick before falling to the ground.

*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

"...Damn...he's strong..." groaned Kumaru.

"...That...hurt..." groaned Mizo.

"...What did I do...to deserve that~desu..." graoned Yukinari.

"...Yes...Mako-kun..." they all groaned before simultaneously losing conscious.

Kōmura Nazo says:

This chapter's climactic battle took 76 words! WHEE!

With his job complete, Mako twirled his hair strand as he turned around and walked towards Tsuki.

"Boy, Mako-san," said Tsuki, "thanks for cleaning up their mess—"

But the silver haired Shinso Vampire yanked back his Rosario Cross and walked right past her, much to Tsuki's confusion.

"Mako-san...?" the human girl whispered.

Mako stopped walking. "You're gonna need to decide soon, Tsuki..."

"Huh?" Tsuki became confused.

"You'll need to decide who you be with someday," Mako said as he looked back. "And that day is coming soon..."

(November 1st)

The bus for the monster world arrived at the Aono residence early in the morning. "Time to go home," said Rupert from inside the bus. He threw Yukinari and Mizo onto the bus, leaving only Kumaru and Mako remaining.

"NO! PLEASE! I WANNA STAY WITH TSUKI-CHAN!" Kumaru yelled before tossed in.

"You should've thought of that before all the shit you pulled in the human world," the biker wizard snapped back. "Your actions have caused all your human world passes to be revoked."

"I'M THE DAD!" shouted Mr. Aono from out of nowhere.

"Well, it was an honor meeting you and your friends, Akashiya-san," Mrs. Aono joyfully said to Mako.

"Oh, thank you, Aono-dono," said Aono. "And thanks for everything, Tsuki. I hope to see you again."

In response, Tsuki gave a bright smile. "Don't worry, Mako-san, I'll return soon enough. I could never be away from any of you. So, until we meet...GOODBYE!"

And thus, Mako went back onto the bus and the bus drove off, leaving the Aono's behind...with Tsuki awaiting the day she would return to them...

Kōmura Nazo says:

I'm terrible about MrWii000's horrible attempt at trying to end Season I. WHEE!

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