Dil: YAY FOR MY FIRST ANIMAL CROSSING FIC!
Tom Nook: … (Backs away slowly)
Aurora: Dil, You scare me some times…
Cookie: Me too…
Tom Nook: Me three…
Lucky: Me… what's next?
Aurora: four, Lucky, four…
Dil: We like to use … a lot…
Lucky: … I guess so…
Cookie: TOO MUCH …
Aurora: Can we start the story?
Dil: Sure!
Cookie: I'll Disclaim, Dil doesn't own Animal Crossing or The Amazing Race…
Tom Nook: That's like 13 times…
Lucky: 14 now!
Cookie: Aurora, start this before the get 15…
Dil: FIFTEEN!
Lucky & Tom Nook: YAY!
Cookie: NOOOOOOOOO!
Aurora: Here's Chapter 1!
The Amazing Race: Animal Crossing Style:
Chapter 1: Ready… Set… Go!
"Hello, and Welcome to The Amazing Race: Animal Crossing Style!" Tom Nook said from on top of a huge rock. "In a few moments, fifteen teams of two will embark on a race around the world. Each team has the same goal, make it to the Finish Line first! The Race Is to long to go with out stopping so the race is divided into legs and at the end of each leg is a pit stop. A pit stop is an elimination point and the last team at the pit stop is eliminated unless, it's a Non-Elimination Leg. Each Leg has many obstacles like Roadblocks and Detours. A Roadblock is a task that one person on each team must perform by themselves. A Detour is a task in which the team must choose between two tasks, each with their own pros and cons. Every once and a while, two special things appear. A Yield is a place in which one team can make another team stop racing for a predetermined amount of time. A Fast Forward is a task that when completed, lets that team skip all tasks a go directly ahead to the pit stop. Now that you understand the game, Let's meet our teams!"
"Boots & Alli!" Tom Nook said as the camera panned in to two Alligators.
"I'm Boots and this Is Alli." Boots said from the starting line. "We're cousins and we're running the race to get money for out Uncle to get an operation that will fix his 'Brain Problem'. Sadly, He'll still be that retard kid in the back of the room picking his nose and wiping it under his desk."
"Boots and I are like best pals." Alli said to the camera before the race. "I think I made the greatest decision ever in choosing my partner, because I don't think George W. Bush would be really reliable…"
"Savannah & Kitt!" Tom Nook said as the camera panned a Zebra and a Kangaroo.
"I'm running this race for my daughter, Georgia!" Savannah said. "She means the most to me in the world… next to Cheetos, Doritos, Cheesecake, and French Fries."
"Savannah and I decided to run this race to help our family's." Kitt said as she hopped around. "We're running this race together and we're helping our family's together, and we're helping the environment!"
"No, Kitt, We're not helping the environment…" Savannah sighed.
"But you said. I could've sworn it was in the brochure!" Kitt wondered.
"There was no brochure." Savannah yelled at Kitt.
"Oh…"
"Spike & Tank!" Tom Nook Listed another team as the camera showed two Rhinos.
"My Bro is complete and utter loser! He can't win anything without my help!" Spike said behind Tank's back. "I had to pick him because he's the only family I got, and Alli already had second pick on George W."
"Spike always treats me like I'm a freaking baby and I can't do anything right but I'm going to use this race to prove to him that I'm not a baby!" Tank informed the camera. "Oh! Is that candy? GIMME NOW, BITCH!"
"Stella & Woolio!" Tom Nook Yelled out as two Sheep came up on screen.
"YO HOMIES!" Woolio yelled to the camera. "ME AND MY WIFE, Stella, ARE GOING TO OWN UP ON THESE BALLERS!"
"I'm just going to run this race with the man I love." Stella said to the camera. "I just know he loves me back… I hope he loves me back…"
Stella then pulled a gun out and aimed it at Woolio.
"You love me, right?" Stella asked paranoid voice.
"YES HOMIE!" Woolio yelled.
"Good…" Stella said putting the gun away.
"Sven & Iggy!" Tom Nook said as the camera showed two old goats.
The two old goats snored while they sat in their rocking chairs. Their old black and white televisions blared with their old people shows.
"THEY'RE PAST THEIR PRIME!" Woolio yelled.
The two goats woke instantly.
"I Served in Vietnam!" Sven muttered then fell back asleep.
"My Son never visits me!" Iggy did the same as Sven.
"Well, They're boring…" Stella pointed out.
Everyone agreed.
"Zoe & Cyrano!" Tom Nook yelled as two Anteaters appeared on screen.
"We've been going out on and off and I think this is the perfect place to kick up our relationship." Zoe said to the camera. Cyrano was happy with that comment.
"I'm going to get to second base, second base, second base! I'm going to get to second base, oh, oh, yeah!" Cyrano sang.
"What'd ya say, Hon?" Zoe asked.
"Nothing." Cyrano said while humming his song.
"Bangle & Tybalt!" Tom Nook just went down the list.
"I just love Tybalt!" Bangle said before the race started. "I mean really, really, really, love. I'm like obsessed with him. Omigosh, TYBALT DO ME NOW!"
"Ugh… again?" Tybalt asked.
"YES AGAIN!" Bangle yelled at the top of her lungs.
"But we did it on the plane." Tybalt said.
"So?" Bangle asked.
"And on the ride here." Tybalt said.
"And…" Bangle asked.
"And in that gas station bathroom." Tybalt listed.
"Now I'm not in the mood." Bangle frowned.
"Sydney & Yuka!" Tom Nook continued down the list.
"I'm, Like, Sydney and, like, this is, like, my Twin Sister, Yuka. We're, like, totally, like, going to, like, win this race, like, easily!" Sydney bounced around.
"Sorry folks, I got my sister the wrong type of coffee." Yuka sighed. "She can't stop saying 'like' every few words because I didn't get her Decaf."
"Goldie & Tad!" Tom Nook pointed to the Dog and the Frog.
"I'm Goldie and I'm running this race with my neighbor and best friend, Tad." Goldie smiled.
Everyone 'aww'ed at her and she winked back causing everyone to do back flips and break there necks. Poor Everyone…
"I'm Tad and Goldie And I are best pals… nothing else… nothings going on… nothing… I wish there was but there isn't…" Tad stated.
"Kabuki & Vladimir!" Tom Nook then shuttered cause the two were freaky.
"Hoo-ha Konichiwa!" Kabuki yelled.
Vladimir just stood there.
"Does he even know English?" Tad asked Kabuki.
"He only learned English through a song…" Kabuki shook his head as Vladimir began singing.
"MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD! AND THEIR LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THAT YOURS. I CAN TEACH YOU BUT I'LL HAVE TO CHARGE!" Vladimir sang.
"Okay…" Tad said and walked away slowly.
"Peanut & Blaire!" Tom Nook still shuddered from Vladimir's song.
"I'm Peanut and I'm running this race with my sister, Blaire…" Peanut looked around. "Who is currently missing, BLAIRE!"
"What?" Blaire asked as she walked out of the bathroom.
"Why didn't you tell me you were leaving?" Peanut asked.
"Well, It's a really long story but, I left to get us corndogs and but the wind ruffled my tail so I headed to the bathroom to brush it but on the way there I tripped and scrapped my knee so I cried and my mascara was ruined so I went in to a pampering coma in the bathroom and what do you know, I woke up know." Blaire said all in one breath.
"…" Peanut stared at Blaire. "So where's my corndog?"
"DAMMIT!" Blaire cursed and ran off.
"Cousteau & Cesar!" Tom Nook continued listing all the teams.
"FEAR THE MOUSTACHE!" Cesar yelled.
"Mh hm!" Cousteau nodded.
"Dora & Dotty!" Tom Nook listed the next team down the line.
"Dora & Dotty shall win this race, for the town of Rio Kookamungo, French Fries, and cows on diets." Dotty listed out.
"You forgot Crack." Dora whined.
"Oh, and crack. Definitely Crack…" Dotty Nodded.
"Fang & Puck!" Tom Nook was tired of yelling.
"Fang and I go back as far as I can remember." Puck said.
-Flashback-
Fang walked by Puck when they were in Pre-School.
"Yo Homie!" Fang called in his young kid voice.
"Hey, Bitch!" Puck called back. "You get the cash?"
"No, Bitch ran away before she gave me her human crackers." Fang sighed.
"That's Shit!" Puck said.
"My Mommy is here so see ya later bitch!" Fang said walking off.
"Werd!" Puck called.
-End Pointless Flashback-
"We're still Homies." Fang said as a tear came to his eye.
"Lastly, Eloise & Gladys!" Tom Nook said without any enthusiasm.
"We're Coworkers at Ms. Nintendique Magazine!" Gladys informed everybody.
"Is my hair okay?" Eloise asked.
"Gorgeous, Eloise!" Gladys complemented.
"Oh A broke a nail." Eloise said.
"NO! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!" Gladys freaked out.
"In just a few moments, you'll embark on a race around the world." Tom Nook Informed.
The camera showed the eager teams.
"Remember to play fair and have fun." Tom Nook Continued.
Everyone nodded, a little ticked off at Tom Nook.
"But Mostly, Have Fun and remember what your-" Tom Nook was cut off by everyone.
"SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!" They all called, literally pissed off at Tom Nook.
"Ok, fine, at go, you're going to run down this hill and race to your bags. Your first clue will be with your bags and you can take it from there."
Everyone nodded again.
"Ready…" Tom Nook Started.
Boots gripped Alli's hand Tightly.
Savannah looked over at Kitt, who nodded.
Spike got ready to run as well as pull his brother along.
Stella pulled out her gun and looked at Woolio. He nodded as sweat poured down his forehead.
Sven & Iggy almost fell asleep again.
Zoe smiled at Cyrano who whispered the words 'Second Base' to himself.
Bangle looked into Tybalt's eyes and fainted. Tybalt frowned from the fact that he'd have to drag her along.
Sydney hopped around as Yuka slapped herself in the forehead.
Goldie & Tad did a high five and focused on the stretch in front of them.
Kabuki punched Vladimir in the mouth so he'd stop singing 'My Milkshakes'.
Peanut nibbled on her corndog then threw it down on the ground. Blaire continued munching though.
Cousteau & Cesar combed their moustaches and looked into the mirror.
Dora & Dotty danced around impatiently waiting for the start.
Fang & Puck gave each other Knuckle and got in sprinting position.
Eloise fixed her nail while Gladys ran around muttering 'Apocalypse'.
"Set…" Tom Nook raised his arm.
Everyone smiled as his arm started to fall.
"GO!" Tom Nook yelled at the top of his lungs.
All of the teams raced out and passed Tom Nook.
Fifteen Teams all started the adventure and only one will end it.
The Race Had Begun!
Here's a List of all the teams:
Boots & Alli/Cousins
Savannah & Kitt/Mothers
Spike & Tank/Brothers
Stella & Woolio/Married
Sven & Iggy/Seniors
Zoe & Cyrano/Dating off and on
Bangle & Tybalt/Dating
Sydney & Yuka/Twins
Goldie & Tad/Neighbors
Kabuki & Vladimir/Just Scary
Peanut & Blaire/Sisters
Cousteau & Cesar/Mustached Men
Dora & Dotty/Best Friends
Fang & Puck/Homies
Eloise & Gladys/Coworkers
Dil: YAY!
Lucky: (counts) that's like 38!
Cookie: …
Tom Nook: 39!
Cookie: STOP IT DAMN YOU!
Aurora: … Cookie… That… Was… Freaky…
Tom Nook: …
Lucky: …
Dil: …
Cookie: … What?
Dil: (ignores Cookie) We're at 48!
Lucky & Tom Nook: YAY!
Cookie: … This sucks…
Dil: FIFTY!
Aurora: Before Cookie goes insane, Please R&R!
Dil: If you review, tell us your favorite Team, you're least favorite team and who should be going next.
Cookie: AHHHHHHHH!
Tom Nook: RUN!
Lucky: SEEYA LATER FOLKS!