Kay, first JSRF one so it goes way out there. Had to add some more places cause Tokyo was just to small. New people and new problems, all should be fun, a spooky
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Cibo Matto's Birthday Cake faded from the airwaves as Jet Set Radio Futures intro music began and DJ Professor K's sly voice bleared out into Tokyo's underworld.
"Ghoulies, Gremlins and Lawyers oh my! They all flee at the sound of:
"Jet Set Radio Future!
"And they have good reason, I'm going to wake the dead!
"Its that time of year again rudies, October has come and that means All Hallow Eve, Baby! The one night of the year that all those little ghouls will be are out, and I don't mean the kiddies in masks, and you get to take of your masks and we see what your really like.
"Tokyo has changed with the calendar and there's a whole new batch of rudies in town. First to show their rotting faces were the Ghouls. A group of rotting freaks that are even uglier then Poison jam, and those fish faced freaks aren't even good enough to be corner store sushi. Mm-mm-mm. Those Ghoul freaks have taken over Tokyo's Cemetery Hill and covered it in their own ugly undead graffiti. If you ever feel the need to throw salt on something you can get there by one of the roads off Chuo Street. There's rumors that they have been eating the corpses of the places former residents, Ewwww.
"Augh, I haven't been that disturbed since one of my dates turned out to be a guy!
"In other News, Salem park has been completed. Tokyo's new mayor has decided to add more green spaces to the city and set about building Salem park, inspired by one to many horror movies. The place is full of creepy witchy stuff, gargoyle, a haunted house, a small bone yard and a giant stone cauldron in the middle.
"Barley completed and it already been claimed by the Hocus Girls, a group of Tokyo's finest witches. And these girls are as cunning as they are hot and they can do more them turn you into a toad. If you ever feel compelled to play Hamlet to these three witches you can get to Salem park from one of Dogenzaka Hills side streets.
"Mean while, well you all slept, those lovable psychos, the Love Shockers, have disappeared from the streets. Where have they gone? Have they hung up their skates? Taking a vacation? Finally been arrested?
"Nope. My sources say they have been reabsorbed into a new group calling themselves the Lords of Night. These vampiric dudes have staked out Yenazuma Heights, pun intended. Yenazuma Heights is where are the rich fat cats keep their expensive cars and trophy wives in the lap of luxury. As for the Love Shockers, they have been resurrected as the Ladies of the Night, a subsidiary of the Lords of Night, in charge of running Hikage street.
"Well every one was watching that happen, out of the blue Shibuya Terminal has been seized by a group of pumpkin headed freaks calling them selves the Jack-O's. Under these whack-O's control Shibuya Terminal has turned into the world largest pumpkin patch! The place is covered in Jack-O-Lanterns, both on the walls and on the streets, causing havoc with the buses.
"Another annexation happened at Chuo Street when it came under control of a new group by the name of the Zodiacs. These astrologically inclined kids have turned Tokyo's entertainment district into fortune telling central, but they already knew that. They have also been rumored to have made a packed with the Rapid 99, and have been seen fighting along side them keep Ghouls out of 99th street.
"And they aren't the only ones having to fight off those rotting freaks. Poison Jam, The Immortals, Noise Tanks, The Doom Riders, Man these bags of bones have peeved off just about everyone, including me.
"And where are the GG's in all this?
"The GG's Empire, which once stretched to Tokyo's city limits, is slowly starting to fall apart, but not for lack of trying. They have been fighting to maintain a hold on Dogenzaka Hill, Rokkaku-Dai Heights, The Fortified Residential Zone and the now complete Rokkaku Exbo Stadium. All of which, with the exception of Dogenzaka Hill, have been frequently re-sprayed by outside gang's. But lately they've been contemplating a new addition to their organization.
"The more the scarier, I say!
"And in the world of new rudies: there have been several new individuals seen about the streets of Tokyo. Form what the powers that be have shown to me I can see that the new kids on the block are nothing to be sneezed at.
"Aaachooo, sniff, sorry about that
"First off there's a kid names Streak, a fast little blighter that has been pestering the Lords of Night. He's been leaving his little tags all over Yenazuma Heights, and the vampire boys are getting mighty angry.
"Next is Drakk, a stylish Rudi with a odd obsession with scarves. He's been all over Chuo and 99th Street ands been seen helping the Zodiacs and Rapid 99 in retune.
"What we guess is a Immortals reject, Blade is a sheik and styled Rudi that sport the Immortals bandages, but not as obsessively. She has been seen in and around the Rokkaku Stadium and has been giving the GG's a tough time.
"Lastly, but not leastly, is Tease, a scandalous little girl that's been causing no end of trouble around Tokyo, she's left her mark every where and all she seams interested in is fun.
"Guess I'm not the only one.
"So that's what's going down in Tokyo this day. Remember, it's a full moon out there, so lock your door, windows and cat flaps! This has been Jet Set Radio Future, see Ya'll"
As Professor K's voice faded out, Count Latchula started to blear out over the Tokyo airwaves.