It finally continues! I know this chapter is a little short, but the next one will be really long, I assure you.

Also, I noticed I've got 191 hits. This makes me happy. I also noticed I only have 5 reviews. This doesn't. So, in a couple days, I'm going ot check how many hits this chapter has gotten. I want at least 1/8th of the people who saw this to review it, no matter what tehy thought of the chapter. So, yeah, I've sunk to the level of threatining. I can do that.

Oh, none of these characters belong to me, for every single chapter of this fanfic, blah blah blah.

Chapter 2, Part 1:

"Attention, fighters!" yelled the Male Wire Frame from the stage, "Our first round has been finished! The winners of their fights will be put in Block A, the other people in Block B! The winner of A will face off against the winner of Block B in the final battle and the tourney's prize! Now…WHO'S READY TO GET IT OOOOON?"

A cricket chirps.

"Uh…" said Pac-Man, "I think that the cricket is, but no one else really…"

"…That's…good, then, because…we won't be having any more fights…today. Yes, that's right, um…"

Silence.

Someone coughed.

"…Yeah. Just go to your rooms now or something…"

"Ahh!" I said, "This is the life!"

"I know it, bro!" said Luigi, taking a drink from the cooler Peach had just brought in. "Big screen TV, Boom Box, and whatever this red stuff is! (Slurp)"

"I think," said Peach, "That that's the whole purpose. They're trying to make us less upset about us having to stay here. I know. Bowser's tried with me. Oh, and if he ever is hypnotized into a good guy, or something? Don't try his cooking."

"Speaking of cooking…" I mentioned, "What's that smell?"

"GAAAAAH!" yelled Kirby, on fire, running by.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!" yelled Roll, running after him.

"Roll, get back here! This falcon did NOT want to be cooked!" yelled a charred Falco, running after her.

While Luigi, Peach, and I laughed, Falco came storming in. "Look, you can control fire. Please put Kirby out, so Roll will calm down, so I can hurt her!"

"What (giggle) exactly happened?" said Peach, as we calmed down.

"Well, Roll comes from a planet of mainly robots. She wanted to try her hand at cooking something for her new friends. She was doing pretty well, as I happened to walk by, Kirby looking over the pot…she added oil, a food staple where she comes from…"

"And she cooked you," finished Luigi. "Mario? Do your thing."

I leapt out of the room, turned left, and…

…ran straight into Ganondorf.

He picked me up by the overalls. "Well, well, well…if it isn't Mario Mario of the Mario Bros…I've been looking for you."

"Look, Dragmire, I don't know what you've got against me, but can it wait until our match?"

"No." he said simply, blasting me across the hall, and nearly hitting Jigglypuff, who ran off crying.

Luigi jumped into the hall as well. "Leave my brother alone, you anthromorphic freak!"

"Two against one?" said Ganon, feigning shock. "That's not fair…we'll have to fix that!"

"CHAOTIC FLAMES!" yelled a crazed voice from somewhere behind me. My brother turned around…

…just in time to be blasted in the chest by a fireball.

Through the smoke, arched forward, ran (moving his arms and legs in an almost random way) something that could compare to a rocker-jester, with blue skin, weird clothes, and a mohawk, tips dyed red.

"Grr…" grumbled my little brother, getting up. "Who are you?"

"The name's Folon," said the clown in an insane voice, with an insane smirk, and an insane posture. He picked my brother up in a similar way that I was picked up. Then he turned his head. "Got 'er, Flak?"

I tuned my head to see a dumb ox of a giant brute, holding Peach above his way-too-muscular-to-be-natural shoulder, grinning stupidly. "Sure do, Folon!" he said. "Boss'll be plenty happy by this prize."

Falco shot the lummox in the eye with his laser. The oaf dropped Peach, holding his eye in pain. Then he turned toward Falco and growled.

"PHOENIX RISING!" yelled Falco, beginning to 'burn', finally diving at Flak and sending the brute through the hallway wall.

Folon had turned his body now, never letting go of Luigi. Suddenly, a cry came the direction I was originally intending to go.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!"

Folon turned his head, watching the flaming Kirby advance toward him. Kirby ran straight by Folon, who was turned sideways from it, as Folon watched, doing nothing, except look confused. The Kirbster ran straight under Folon's hindquarters.

"AHHH!" yelled Folon, tossing Luigi to dance around in pain like the jester he was. Luigi pulled out his hammer, electrically charged it, and hit the fool where the sun don't shine.

We all cringed, going "Ooo…" as the clown let out the highest squeak I'd ever heard, and then fell over. I commented, "He won't be having children for a while…"

Ganondorf quipped, "I doubt he'd ever have had children anyway…"

Then he turned toward the three heroes, rising in the air, black lightning surrounding him…

…and then a polygonal figure tackled him, along with a few more.

"The Fighting Polygon team."

We all turned to see Male wire Frame standing in the back of the hallway, Jigglypuff cowering behind him.

"Each individual polygon is a substantially weaker version of one of the fighters. They aren't strong at all, but often their sheer numbers will overwhelm."

"Numbers never won a battle," quipped the King of Evil, blowing the few that had tackled him away. He then flew off, taking the gorilla and the crying clown with him.

Episode 2, Part 2:

As the fights continued, more and more fighters fell out of the competition. I heard nothing more from Ganondorf Dragmire, except of his incredible fighting abilities. I found myself paired against some of the stronger fighters of the universe, still somehow managing to win each time.

My first real fight, against Olimar, was tougher than I thought, but nothing really exciting happened, and the fight was pretty short…and pretty tiring.

My next fight, however, was a doozy.

"Way past cool!" said my opponent, Sonic the Hedgehog, as we faced off on Pokemon Stadium. I started off by throwing a fireball. ZIIIP!"

"Missed me!"

Hammer strike, punch, kick. Sonic stayed two inches away at all times. "C'mon, you gotta do better than that!"

I grabbed the nearby beam sword and swung it horizontally in a single move. Soic ran to the edge of stage, turned, and ran "through" me, all before I finished swinging. I was sent flying, sideways, spinning counter clockwise if you looked at top of my head, which was lying even with the ground, along with the rest of my body. The beam sword came down in pieces.

"You gonna give up yet, or…"

I gathered a fireball, and swung it, leaving a flowing trail of elegant flame behind. Too slow. Sonic sped to other side of the stage. I continued the swing, throwing the fireball toward Sonic at its end. He used his Blue Tornado attack, sending my fireball into the air and adding ot the fireworks. Then he sped into me again. I only managed to stop myself from flying off the stage by grabbing onto the platform.

I was hanging like someone in a mid-evil dungeon, when Sonic sped in front of me. He looked at an imaginary watch, tapping his foot. "Time for me to finsih this, and go grab a chili dog," he said, launching a kick attack.

I somehow managed to catch his foot with my left hand, then kick him to the other platform with my right foot. He jumped back down on stage, and we started circling each other. I started to make a fireball, and he literally ran circles around me. Tight, fast circles, sucking away the oxygen. No oxygen, no fire. And no consciousness. I knew he'd stop as soon as I was unconscious, before I died, but I wasn't letting either happen. I pulled out my hammer, and stuck it in front of me.

BAM! Sonic went flying, but landed on his feet, beginning to spin in a circle. I grabbed a certain item I'd had my eye on ever since he'd "tornado'd" around me, and threw it in the Spin Dash's path. He immediately uncurled, and tried to stop, but friction wouldn't let him. The sparks created by his feet set off the motion sensor bomb faster than his actual feet did.

As he fell down into the black abyss, I heard Male wire Frame's voice declare me the winner.

And as I looked up to the board to see who I was facing next, I gulped.

Who will he fight? You'll never find out if you don't review, for goodness sake. ;)